Who can give me some riddles? If you don't do crossword puzzles, you will be healthy and the more the better (* _ _ *).

Dragon (to use an idiom). Answer: turn a deaf ear

One (type an idiom). A: One by one.

Be good (to use an idiom). Answer: Take advantage of people unprepared.

Asia (to use an idiom). Answer: It's hard to say.

Lord (to use an idiom). Answer: Go ahead.

Ah (to use an idiom). A: Your lips and teeth depend on each other.

Sentence (type an idiom). Answer: Make a clean break.

Who (to use an idiom). The answer is: obviously.

Smoke (to use an idiom). Answer: get to the bottom of it.

Excuse me (type an idiom). Answer: Give half the push.

Darkness (to use an idiom) Answer: Vivid and colorful.

"Tian (playing idioms) A: Digging the brain"

Ten answers: crisscross.

Answer: leftover tea.

Duh (to make an idiom) answer: blurt it out.

The answer to the ticket (to use an idiom): the wind is surging.

The mule's answer (to use an idiom): neither a donkey nor a horse.

Truss (to use an idiom) answers: Dying.

The emperor (to use an idiom) answered: White jade is flawless.

Forgot (to use an idiom) Answer: Be dead set.

Answer: The arrow is not empty.

Accountant (to use an idiom) answer: resourceful.

rack one's brains

What must boys and girls do before going to bed on Valentine's Day night?

Answer: Close your eyes.

How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens?

Answer: Buy duck eggs.

What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: antibiotics

In the final exam, Miss going couldn't write a single question. Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she began to write! Why?

Answer: She is writing the class, seat number, name …

Newton smashed apples under the apple tree and discovered gravity; What will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut?

Answer: you will think this behavior is stupid …

For more than a year, why can't the money be saved?

Answer: Because I get fired every year …

Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"?

Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question …

Why do babies cry when they are born?

Answer: Because he saw that the nurse's aunt was beautiful, he thought his … was too small.

What country did Jesus come from?

Answer: the kingdom of heaven

Why are the two children just right?

A: Because of the "three unfilial".

Who is the most auspicious male artist?

David Tao

1. What kind of road can't be taken? I won't tell you the answer.

Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course it won't rot if you hit a stone with an egg. )

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where is the shadow of the earth)

3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed)

34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

36. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

39. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: The grade says, Don't read this article)

40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

43. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Give up my previous job)

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Former public abandonment)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

When is the best time to raise your hands? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head)

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs)

What goes farthest every day? Answer: the earth (the earth rotates by one million kilometers every day).

A black, thick and hard stick was inserted into the hole, and it felt very warm. Guests have to pay for pulling out (an industry) (a: baking sugar cane)

It's hard to lick and it's hard not to lick. If you want to sleep comfortably, first rub it (something) on people (answer: teeth)

One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks (answer: male surname)

What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (answer: diamonds)

Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)

In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches)

There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer wants to drag him to live)

Five apples were divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide it? (answer: squeezed into juice)

Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally ran into a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? (Answer: Walk backwards)

What animal did you kill and what blood did you shed? (answer: mosquitoes)

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? (answer: opposite their home)

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (A: Both papers are turned white)

Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place (answer: detention center)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)

What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead. )

What is the first thing we should do to realize our dreams? (Answer: Wake up)

What don't people like to eat? (answer: losing money)

People told Dan that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

Set off firecrackers under your crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb)

Condom-type a place name (answer: Baotou)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: while sleeping)

Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? (Answer: Credit card)

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)

Where do I pay for the speech? (a: by phone)

Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

What floor should Gai Lou be built on? (Answer: Start with the basics)

Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (answer: it's too slow to go. )

What door will never close? (Answer: Football Gate)

What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

A woman somersaults. -Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon)

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

What is the product with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)

Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? (Answer: Take care)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? (Answer: Have a place in heaven)