Who sent me the funniest message about the Year of the Tiger?

Every industry is prosperous and the year of the dog is auspicious.

Tiangou guards you; Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; The god of wealth loves you; Friends are loyal to you; I will bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever!

Wangwang barks wealth, and the Year of the Dog brings happiness.

I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof. ...

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: no dogs at home!

The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true;

Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and men can't live without K;

When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone;

Men are reliable, dogs can climb trees! !

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There are only three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

A police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and suddenly ran over to ask it: I am a police dog. What are you? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table looking for food and found a roast chicken. When he was about to eat, the host suddenly shouted, If you dare to do anything to that chicken, I will do anything to you! So the puppy licked the chicken's ass.

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with his head distributed. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Headline) ..................................................................................................................... "At least you"!

Once again, your watery eyes looked at you emotionally. I tried to avoid your sight in panic, but you followed me. I know how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied up?

Send you a snack: the first floor, considerate! Second floor, care! Third floor, romantic! Fourth floor, warm! Sandwiches, great! I wish you a good mood every day!

The New Year is coming, I wish you smooth sailing, the two dragons take off, the three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, Datong, seven stars shining high, wealth in all directions, 99 in one, perfect.

I wish you good health and all your teeth fall out. Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

We should miss it every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum ... cook noodles with rat poison!

Seeing this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Save this message and owe me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart, and I decided to go to court? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

I was born useful, but I can't understand it! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. Get up at eight tomorrow morning, and he will understand after eating the cake (you will be surprised if you try to read the third word of each sentence).

Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please sell your children, women, rice, iron blood, house, land and lovers in the near future, pay the mobile phone fee and move over to kowtow to you.

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I don't regret knowing you. I wish you a happy new year and smile from ear to ear every day!

Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon scrubbed her gently and carefully, they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, give me a glass of water! The dog also learned after listening: give me a glass of water, too! The flight attendant drove the dog and crow out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pig, Are you stupid? I can fly!

What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is dedication? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! Who is the beauty? You!

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruits. Watch out for being hit!

During the Spring Festival, you should relax and be happy in your chest, just like an onion in a pot. You are indifferent to your troubles and worries, and your depression is not in your heart. Next year, you will have good luck!

During the Spring Festival, you should live a well-off life, always be happy and healthy, be as strong as steel, be sweet in pairs, and stick with garlic, onion and ginger. Everything tastes delicious.

I will send you a wishing tree, pistachios, auspicious plums, cantaloupes, plump dates, moist plums and happy peaches during the Spring Festival, reflecting your smooth luck in the year!

I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth matches peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!

At the spring banquet, a glass of green wine, a song, and then a toast to Chen Sanyuan. I wish my husband a thousand years old and my concubine healthy, like Liang. I hope to see you every year.

Xiao Chun and Xiao Chun are green everywhere. Mountains and rivers, Huanhuan smile, * * * I wish Liuhe the same spring and climb higher step by step.

When the New Year bell rings, give me sincere wishes. May you have flowers and birds every year and nectar every day.

Ding's mobile phone is my greeting; The voice in the short message is my tenderness; A gentle voice is your smile. Happy new year!

When winter goes and spring comes, it will send a message to all directions. The East will send you a cash cow, the South will send you eternal health, the West will send you good business, and the North will send you a box full of money.

SMS New Year greetings: a year of peace and happiness; The industry is prosperous and prosperous; Good luck, strive for the upper reaches; Easy, youthful forever. Happy new year!

Accumulate 365 days of thoughts, condense countless tenderness, repel infatuation in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and gather bright stars in the night sky just to wish you a happy Spring Festival!

I may forget the people I laughed with; I will never forget the people I cried with. Happy new year, my friends and I are in trouble.

Hongfeng's dress looks elegant against the blue sky, and it is no longer lonely in snowy days. Through the spring tide in first frost again, Lilac came with my sincere blessing.

Good luck rolls in and you get rich all year round. The year of the dog is full of good things, happiness and brightness. Step by step, everything will come naturally. Keep in touch with old friends. Don't forget me!

Open your heart with the soft wind of the Spring Festival, and let the song of love fly in your heart. The truth is really beautiful. My heart is with you. I wish you a happy and intoxicated holiday!

No gifts this year, only RMB. 100,000 or 80,000, not excluding USD and EUR.

I won't give you a gift this new year. Send a short message to wish you well. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that God of Wealth is eyeing you.

Today you are happy, tonight you are sweet, this year you are smooth, this life you are happy, this life you are healthy!

When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

This season, with my deepest thoughts, let the wind bring full blessings, fill your sweet dream, and wish you a brilliant New Year.

I do not love you enough. I just want to spend a little more time with you. The sound of heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love. Let our sakura Xun play the most beautiful notes in the world. Happy New Year!

Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of the new year, I send my most sincere wishes: Happy New Year!

Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first is faith, the second is hope, the third is love, and the fourth is luck. Send you a lavender and wish you a happy new year!

Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth ties you, and friends are loyal to you. I wish you all the best, and the lucky star will always shine on you. Good luck in the Year of the Dog!

The Spring Festival is coming, the God of Wealth is here, Marshal Zhao Gong smiles at you, and the business of salary increase is booming. The stock market is good, and you can pick up a gold ingot when you fall out!

Happy spring festival! Set off firecrackers all over the street, greet whoever you catch, and rub hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! The year of the dog is better! Jumping up and down, business is booming! Scratch your ears and cheeks. Good luck!

On the occasion of the Year of the Dog, I send you five stars: Fuxing makes you rich, Jixing makes you rich, Fortune makes you rich, Shouxing makes you Guang Qi, Love Star makes you love forever.

In the weather forecast of 2006, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash, which will last for a whole year.

The body is Konka Sai Mengniu, and the beauty lies in softness and association; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK；; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

The leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official wealth accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

Happy new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind, heavy rain, hail, gold and silver, frozen diamonds, evergreen trees, pearl frost and agate fruit. Be careful not to be hit.

I wish you a smooth sailing and play with pearls; Sanyang Kaitai, making a fortune in four seasons; Five blessings, 66 Dashun; Seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around; It's the first of the Ninth National Games, and it's perfect. Congratulations.

Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn. May all happiness follow you. Happy Year of the Dog.

Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, which is much stronger than Hong Qi's dog-beating stick, Duan Yu's six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's nine swords.

You are a 10 playboy, who often plays with 9 and 8 and has billions of money. You've been abandoned for seven years, and you've been looking for prey. You need to ask more questions, but you are still half-hearted. You are definitely not a good person.

If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom; If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me?

The water is flowing and the fish are swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I really want to hug and kiss you. Very romantic.

If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away or how many years, my love will be by your side!

In the middle of 2006, I wish your family luck, family harmony, three-star arch households, four seasons of peace, five-star highlights, and six livestock prosperity. In short, all the best!

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't miss you.

Fate is predestined, romance is unintentional! Lonely, I really want to find a predestined relationship, maybe we will become the world of mortals!

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you will love me forever!

Patient: I can't sleep Doctor: These drugs can dream of Andy Lau, a yellow man. Red can dream of F4; Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche's White Dream. Patient: So should I take it together? Doctor: Then you can see Leslie Cheung.

I'm going to change all my savings into steel jumpers, with more than 300 pieces. I can play and listen. You mess with me, I'll hit you with a steel jumper, and your head will be covered with blisters! Let you know how powerful the rich are!

Seedless watermelons have been successfully developed, and they frequently participate in various celebrations and reports, with unlimited scenery. Other watermelons are envious. A watermelon is indignant: what is beautiful? There is no next generation.

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the dog. (Shooting an animal)

I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 build an elevator for Mount Everest, tile the Great Wall, and put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1 put gloves on flies, 2 put a mask on mosquitoes, and 3 feed you some pig feed.

Do you know that everyone calls you "Three Hearts"? What do you mean? -others are sick, and they are sad at home, so rest assured at home.

Men and dogs, men are 20 like Baha 'i dogs, with sweet words in their mouths, men are 30 like watchdog, and they are the best at cooking and washing clothes, while men are 40 like mad dogs, biting at the sight of beautiful women.

Wait for a subway for five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; The moon is full for one month; One spring goes and spring comes; Miss one of your life! But a word of concern only takes one second: it's cold, so put more grass in the pen.

When the dormitory building of the Public Security Bureau was completed, the people spoke highly of it: the wall built by Miss Zhuang, who was beaten by prostitutes, was filled with mahjong, and the wall made of drugs and gunpowder on the thief was in the room where the robbers lived!

Worship heaven and earth and be angry with your wife from now on! Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her! Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and tighten their belts from now on! Into the bridal chamber, I knelt on her bed and scrubbed!

I was shocked to see that the radiation of your mobile phone was particularly high on the Internet yesterday. I was about to inform you, but I saw that it didn't work for people with IQ below 50. I'm relieved, don't worry, keep using it!

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but when I met the police, I said no dogs.

Looking for inspiration, ragged, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, tone-deaf, distracted, bleeding from seven holes, very gossip, narrow escape, very much like you.

People, will fall in love, not special; Cattle can eat grass, which is not special; Pigs can press the phone, which is quite special; Press it again! What a pig! Wow ... and laugh! What a cool pig

I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Do n't move Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!

Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully until you slowly become rice, love you and want you to eat you, then I will start planting rice.

I have an unknown poem. Few people in the world know, only me and fools know. Fools are watching!

Don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to throw up at the sight of you; Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you!

Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. After the waves move on, they will die on the beach. " Give it up!

Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy without money to charge your mobile phone-everything is empty in short.

EQ test: Nine out of ten people will open it when they receive this message. It can be seen that there are many people who lack self-control in this world. You too.

Someone called you a dog yesterday, and I gave him a good scolding. It's outrageous. How can one say what one looks like?

I want to kiss you, not for a long time, but for life.

If you are a fish, I would like to catch you with a fishing net; If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I would like to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

Men are twenty Pentium, thirty Microsoft, forty Panasonic and fifty Lenovo.

Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

The sky is gray and wild. The hope of this year is too slim! Shuiwan Bay, the road is long. The days without money are too long! This building is tall and busy. Can I stay with you tonight? . . .

Rob the bank together!

An American called Bush an idiot in front of the White House, and was immediately arrested for leaking state secrets.

The exam was so full of key points/attracted countless candidates to stay up all night/regretted Qin Huang Hanwu/too timid/Tang Zongsong Zu/had to copy/a generation of proud Genghis Khan/finally only handed in a blank sheet of paper/let bygones be bygones/several romantic figures/retake all the exams.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: bad luck

Hunting dogs when men don't have girlfriends: keen sense of smell! Like a pug after love: be obedient! Like a married German shepherd: finally shed the false skin! !

The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig ordered: big pig to block the door; Two pigs blocked the window; Seeing the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Stop playing with the mobile phone! You are fleshy, go and draw the wolf away! !

Missing is like a long line, one end is in my hand and the other end is tied around your neck. Every time I miss you, I can always hear your silly voice by gently pulling the long line.

I hope today: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, money sticks to you, troubles hide from you, the public security protects you, the court pampers you, the wine supports you, and friends bless you!

Send you 888 every day, send it every day; Send you 999 every day, and there are rich people all around; Send you 555 every day, it's not hard to go to work every day; Send you 333 every day, no matter what you do, you will pass the customs!

A riverside and a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to straw bag, straw bag will definitely take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find that he is straw bag+straw bag!

Don't be surprised if the goat pulls the cart and the rabbit plows the field; Don't be surprised if the cat treats you and the mouse comes to eat; Because it's a text message from a puppy.

I often think of the curtains in Internet cafes. I am intoxicated and don't know the way back. I am eager to get back to the car at night and walk into the depths of the trap. I still remember it!

Sitting under a hat, wearing shoes, chewing socks, holding a mobile phone in hand, staring at a pair of beads, trying to have fun.

Men's articles of the new four basic principles: the boss is basically awkward, the boss is basically awkward, the father is basically handsome, and the husband is basically cute!

Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, geniuses send messages, fools read messages!

A college student was mistakenly taken into a terrorist camp. The terrorist asked, "Where are you from?" Say it quickly, or I'll electrocute you. The student replied: I am a TV University ~ ~ ~

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There are only three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

I wish you, in the Year of the Dog, money is like the East China Sea, thin as Nanshan, sex is happy, dogs are happy, fragrance is happy, and spring is blooming! I wish you the Year of the Dog: good luck, all the best, barking safely, eating, drinking and having fun in time. Don't forget to pick up your mobile phone and actively share the happiness and auspiciousness of the Year of the Dog with your friends!

Book the first sunshine of the Year of the Dog for you, wish you a happy mood, book the first warm wind of the Year of the Dog for you, wish you success in your work, book the first bird song of the Year of the Dog for you, and wish you all the best! The cock screams at the dawn of spring, get up and eat jiaozi. Relatives and friends run more, getting taller every year. I wish you good food, good drink and good sleep!

When the new year comes, please observe the four basic principles: protect the god of wealth to the end, grasp happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

No matter where I am, I hope there is only a turning distance from you. On this special day, let my heart dance with you. I wish you a happy new year, peace and health!

The imperial edict is coming! The emperor said: when the year of the dog comes, give a special red envelope with two thousand happiness, two thousand happiness and two thousand smiles ... I wish your whole family a happy smile. I dreamed of you on the evening of the 30th, so I will give you a Happy New Year: Happy New Year! Suddenly a sneeze woke me up. I knew you missed me, so I immediately called you and said, Bring the red envelope!

Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your crime is: 1 too kind and too loyal to friends; Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

You are my winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb at night, hungry bread and ice cream in summer. Without you this Spring Festival, I have nothing. Just write my thoughts as a short message to wish you a happy new year.

Old friend, the Spring Festival is here again. I wish you in the Year of the Dog: 1 Ma Pingchuan 200 million assets, 3 roads ahead, 4 sea breezes, 5-star hotels, 6 dishes, 1 bowl, 7 happiness, 8 prestige, 9 meals, 10 hours to work, happy every day!

Wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wahaha everyday! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching

Happy spring festival! Hope the Year of the Dog: leaders appreciate you, colleagues let you, money follows you, lottery covers you, the stock market looks at you, and love sticks to you!

The Spring Festival is a holiday, and the festival can't live without you! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.

I haven't dared to say anything to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)!

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to take care of a person who is showing me a short message and wish that person peace and happiness in the Year of the Dog!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

The Spring Festival is coming again. Did you have a good year? At the beginning of the year of the dog, my situation was not good: back and forth, left and right, inside and out, you, do you miss me?

Girl! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay？

Part I: It's windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob yet If you earn money, you have to pay taxes, and even you have to pay for texting pigs.