What are some jokes that make people laugh for a second?

1. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

2. A sausage in the refrigerator feels very cold. Then I looked at the other one next to me and felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " As a result, Root said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle."

When ants go to the desert, why don't they leave footprints in the sand, but only a line? Answer: Because it rides a bike! The ant came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah! Answer: I saw his bike parked downstairs.

4. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid.

A woman trembled when she met a robber. She said, "I'm from XX school. I just graduated. I haven't found a job yet. I really have no money ... "The robber even cried after hearing this. "Elder sister, I am also from XX school. You take the student ID card. The robber in front is still from XX school. Don't worry, we will never rob our own people! "