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How to write a composition with punctuation marks as the topic
Look, how fierce they are arguing! The exclamation point leans on its long cane, the little question mark has big ears, the naughty little comma jumps anxiously, and the period is rolling its round wheel! First of all, the exclamation point proudly said to the punctuation mark, "My friends, I have the strongest feelings, and no one can compare with me. I am the most powerful and important punctuation! " "After listening to the exclamation point, the little question mark said unconvinced," Hum, how dare you say such a thing with this exclamation point? "? If I don't ask questions, how can I make readers think? "Comma when I heard that, jumped to the question mark. Plus a pause, refuting the question mark: "If it weren't for the two of us, the article would look like a long noodle, making readers breathless!" You say, how big is the role of the two of us! " When the ellipsis heard the comma and pause in the speech, it said unconvinced, "I want to talk about my role ... as we all know, I can hide a lot of things here!" Too many to count! Do you know? " "Hey hey, how dare you tell us?" The colon said unconvinced, "What are you? No one can give an example of losing me. Naturally, furniture, flowers and trees, food and other types of items are difficult to appear in the article.
You say, am I important? ""it doesn't matter at all! " Exclamation mark said angrily. Damn exclamation point "How dare you comment on me like that? We'll see.
I won't let you say I'm useless! ""your role is not big, how dare you contradict me like this? Boy, you are so shameful! " At this time, the high-pitched period said, "Stop it! "! Don't compare yourself here I tell you, only I have the greatest role, I am the corner of the article! Without me, this sentence is endless! After listening to the argument about punctuation marks, Dictionary Dad expressed his opinion: "Stop arguing, children, you are all important." Without one, our article would not be so vivid and wonderful. "
2. How to write a dictionary for a composition with punctuation marks? My father's house is really noisy! What has been debated is some interesting punctuation marks.
Look, how fierce they are arguing! The exclamation point leans on its long cane, the little question mark has big ears, the naughty little comma jumps anxiously, and the period is rolling its round wheel!
First of all, the exclamation point proudly said to the punctuation mark, "My friends, I have the strongest feelings, and no one can compare with me. I am the most powerful and important punctuation! " "
After listening to the exclamation point, the little question mark said unconvinced, "Hum, how dare you say that with this exclamation point?" ? If I don't ask questions, how can I make readers think? "
The comma jumped to the question mark when I heard this. Plus a pause, refuting the question mark: "If it weren't for the two of us, the article would look like a long noodle, making readers breathless!" You say, how big is the role of the two of us! "
When the ellipsis heard the comma and pause, it said unconvinced, "I want to talk about my role ... as we all know, I can hide a lot of things here!" Too many to count! Do you know? " "Hey hey, how dare you tell us?" The colon said unconvinced, "What are you? No one can give an example of losing me. Naturally, furniture, flowers and trees, food and other types of items are difficult to appear in the article. You say, am I important? "
"It doesn't matter at all!" The exclamation point said angrily. Damn exclamation point "How dare you comment on me like that? We'll see. I won't let you say that my role is not great! " "Your role is not big, how dare you contradict me? Boy, you are so shameful! "
At this time, the high-pitched period said, "Stop!" ! Don't compare yourself here I tell you, only I have the greatest role, I am the corner of the article! Without me, sentences are endless! "After listening to the argument about punctuation marks, Dictionary Dad expressed his opinion:" Children, stop arguing, you are all very important. "Without one, our article would not be so vivid and wonderful."
Let me give you an example of how to write a composition with punctuation marks as the topic. ..
My name is punctuation, which is a general term for the label family and the dot family. Our series includes periods, question marks, exclamation points, semicolons, commas, pause marks and colons in the dot series, and quotation marks, brackets, dashes, ellipsis, bullets, titles, hyphens and other members in the tag series. Although there are not many members in our family, I still have a lot of troubles.
After the appearance of ancient Chinese characters, I was not born yet. The ancients only used words to express their feelings when writing articles. Because without me, future generations find it hard to read ancient Chinese. In modern times, a bachelor of arts gave birth to me, and family members who point and mark are as important as words. With the continuous progress of human civilization, people pay more and more attention to me, but today, there are still people who don't need me or even me when writing articles. In their eyes, I became a dispensable waste, making me useless.
A useless place has become a veritable unemployed person. Do you think I am unhappy?
The second reason for my distress is that some people can't tell the difference between words and jokes when writing articles. Please listen to Brother Comma's complaint to Brother Duan: "The trouble is that some people can't tell us apart. The meaning of one sentence is over. It was supposed to tell you where to stand, but they told me to stand. I was so busy that I was accused of' teasing'. " Forget it; In fact, the division of labor between us has always been clear. You use it in the middle of a sentence to indicate a pause; I use it at the end of a sentence to indicate a complete sentence. Some people just don't pay attention, but they ask you to stand when it's time to use me.
When I came out, I was idle; Some people, on the contrary, always use me when they should use you, which makes me very annoying and criticized. "
It is a good thing that brothers, periods and commas are widely used by modern people. However, because the master spoiled them too much and neglected other brothers, the other brothers had to protest. In fact, it is not enough for an excellent article to express the pause or tone in the language just by teasing the two brothers. People can't use other brothers, which is the third reason for my distress.
The fourth reason is that writing about me is not standardized. People often say that if you don't obey the rules, you can't be Fiona Fang. But some people take an indifferent attitude towards me, such as putting an end to the boss. "Write decimal point". ",and write dashes"-"and ellipsis" ... "where the hyphen"-"occupies two spaces and" where three points occupy a backlog ". "Others extend indefinitely; Putting the members of the dot family at the beginning of a line makes me laugh and cry; Others are at a loss when the twin brothers of single quotation marks and double quotation marks appear at the same time; What's more, someone copied an article and wrote the title of the book, which really embarrassed me. ...
Dear host, I want to say a lot to you. For example, Mo Bo, the world master of short stories, only used a "?" And the editorial department's reply only used a "!" ; There is also an "iron rooster" who doesn't want to stay for dinner, but asks the guests to stay because he doesn't need me. This has become people's talk after dinner. Now I will only tell you the reason why I have been depressed for a long time. How do you feel after hearing my story? I sincerely hope and beg you to stop belittling me. Do not look at me.
4. Kneel for an article with punctuation marks (for example, speaking of punctuation marks, everyone knows that it is nothing more than symbols used in languages such as commas, periods, question marks and ellipsis, but in my family, there are living talking punctuation marks!
Number one: exclamation point, mom
My mother is a typical exclamation point. Why? Just because my "lovely" mother is like a sleeping time bomb, if the fuse is lit unfortunately, people who are "on fire" will either be dizzy, their brains will swell or their legs will be broken! Not a big mistake, a big mistake! Every criticism is followed by an exclamation point! If it's a big mistake, below the exclamation point is mom's hand, and above it is mom's "stick". As for what will happen, just think about it!
Number two: comma dad
Dad! It's just a comma. Whenever he comes home after 6: 30 in the evening, his mother will give her a magic skill that she has practiced for more than ten years: the roar of a lion! At this time, my father will take advantage of his thick-skinned specialty and long tongue and say endlessly, "Wife, what brand of cosmetics did you use today?" So beautiful, dignified and charming, it's really sinking fish and falling geese! ..... "Mom is angry, but which woman can stand such importune? When my mother heard this, most of her face turned better, and a thunderstorm vanished in the blink of an eye. The calm of this storm has played a great role in dad's "comma flattery" principle.
Third: ellipsis
Of course I have to calculate the ellipsis. If I do something wrong, I firmly believe that silence is golden and I won't say a word. In any case, no one will try to get a word from me unless I have a grievance. If my scalp is numb, I will brew a thunderstorm to cope with it for a while. The ellipsis "…" is not only my silent resistance, but also the raindrop of my thunderstorm. Isn't it wonderful?
Punctuation in life
In our life, every time we have our own punctuation marks.
When we were in the exam, we were all writing papers carefully. After writing a question, the punctuation mark is comma, because there is another question after writing this question. When I encounter a thinking problem, its punctuation is a question mark, because I have to keep thinking about it; When I write a composition, there will be some ideas in my mind, so its punctuation is colon, because I want to express all my ideas in words; When I finish one day's life and prepare to start the next, it is a semicolon, because it is only a short end, and there is a new day's life; When the athletes in our class won glory for the class, the whole class gave a deafening cheer. This time is an exclamation point, because we are very excited at this time. When you are separated from your friends, the punctuation mark that belongs to it is ellipsis, because there is still a chance to meet again in the future; Only when anything ends forever, the punctuation marks belonging to it are full stops.
When everything is about to end, we must make it end perfectly. When you are with friends, don't quarrel over a trivial matter and let the friendship come to an end; Don't end your life because of temporary negligence; Don't stop learning just because you have learned a little skill, because learning is endless. ...
Punctuation marks of life
Many people may know the meaning of the word life, and many people have seen through it. A stranger may not have the word punctuation. But the new term "punctuation of life" may not be well understood or even familiar! But, I tell you, this punctuation mark is colored. Maybe you will be close to confusion. Maybe you think I'm mysterious. Whatever else, let me explain it to you.
Exclamation mark! Life ending with this symbol is full of vitality. After being chased by the news media, the body was completely burned. After burning, some are immortal and some are immortal. It was in this environment that Ba Lao left. People all over China are sighing about it. From the novel Death published as a teenager to Random Thoughts published in his later years, Mr. Ba acted as a pursuer and fanatic of an era. Similarly, the vest must have gone this way. He walked as an "animal", "animal" and "* * *" under the spit of the world. Scold everything that should be scolded. I think the color of the exclamation point is obvious.
Ah Q died at the hands of the executioner, and his life was marked with ellipsis. Although he was unwilling, he shouted, "Another hero in twenty years" and "click" he died, but no one cried for him. Ellipsis is white and tasteless. However, the anti-non-hero who also ended his life halfway a few years ago also ended his life halfway. However, how many people added bright colors to these six symbols when they passed away?
There is another kind of life that has been in the question mark stage, from beginning to end? ,,? ,。 "They are wandering and don't know where to go.
One sentence in your "sentence of life" has been completed. You ordered a bean number for yourself, but the symbol behind it has not been decided yet. Do you want to hang a black ellipsis or a red exclamation point for yourself? Or hang a simple full stop in your little garden like those old people? Decide for yourself!
5. Write a short essay about punctuation, about 400 words a day. My father-in-law's house was really noisy, and a group of friends suddenly fought over a trivial matter.
The protagonist of the quarrel is an exclamation point. He raised his voice and shouted, "Guys, my feelings are the strongest. I must be the most important in the article." As soon as the exclamation point fell, there was a burst of ridicule. The most dissatisfied little question mark jumped out and shouted, "I said you are an exclamation point!" At this age, you are still playing down a peg or two there! Without me to ask questions, how can I arouse readers' thinking?
In this way, the ellipsis slapped the table and quickly stood up from the chair. He said: "Guys, please note that there is nothing more important in the article than me. If I don't show the ellipsis in the article, how can readers stand it? "
This provoked a comma, and he said, "You are not important at all, I am the most important. Without me, who can read it at once! "
Full stop thought he was at a high level, and hurried to the stage and said, "You can read the whole article at once without me!" " ! Then, the words will not be finished. "
Everyone was arguing, and the dictionary father-in-law said kindly, "Stop arguing. You've been arguing here. Why don't brackets, quotation marks and dashes come to argue with you? " Because they know how to learn from each other's strengths, you should remember: dripping water becomes a river, and rubble piles up into islands. Every one of you is important. Without this article, it would be a mess. Don't be proud. "
Punctuation looked at each other after listening to the dictionary's father-in-law, deeply feeling that they shouldn't quarrel. Since then, there has never been a quarrel between the dictionary father-in-law and his family.
This kind of quarrel with the five senses is similar. The above is a reference.
6. Composition with the theme of "the function of punctuation", about 500 words. One night, I was sleeping soundly, but I was awakened by a voice. I searched for the sound carefully and found that it was the composition book from my schoolbag. I took out my composition book and sat in a chair, quietly listening to the sounds of various intonations, which was very interesting.
Only a shrill voice said, "I am a comma, the brain generation, with a small tail dragging under me, just like a tadpole." Although I am very young, I am very useful, and I am indispensable in any article. The pause in the middle of the sentence depends on me. If I didn't break the sentence, how could people stand it? "
The period said, "I am a period. It looks like a small hollow circle and often stops behind a complete meaning.". If I have it, it means that a sentence is finished. " Without me, an article will never end and its meaning will not be clear. Anyone who is not a little wrong with me will make a big joke. "
The little question mark said unconvinced, "I am a little question mark, with small ears, and here is a little black dot." I will make people think. I will be indispensable when I encounter questions or questions. "
Exclamation point shouted: "I look really wonderful, like the bass note' duo'." I am the most emotional in the article, indicating that strong feelings are indispensable! "
After a while, the ellipsis slowly began: "Although I am special, a string of six raindrops, I don't think I have a particularly big role in the article. Because, what I said is not finished, omitted or the language is intermittent and incoherent. If there are no other brothers and sisters, I can't express the meaning of the article clearly. "
"yes! Yes! Yes! You are absolutely right! " I don't know where the colon came from. "The words of ellipsis came to my heart. The young master's composition is well written, and we also have the credit for punctuation, but this credit is not mine, nor yours, but everyone's. In the teacher's evaluation,' punctuation is used correctly' is a first-class merit for our collective. "
The little comma said shyly, "What I just said is a little one-sided in emphasizing the role of individuals. My young master also cares about all of us. I also know that her notebook clearly remembers the role of each of our punctuation marks. " At this time, the period, question mark and exclamation point all feel a little too much emphasis on their own role.
Listening to all kinds of interesting conversations about punctuation marks, I secretly made up my mind that I must enhance my friendship with punctuation marks, make clear their characteristics and let them play a good role in my composition.
7. Why did ancient people write articles without punctuation marks? Most people use punctuation marks in ancient articles. 1842 years ago, missionaries published Chinese newspapers and periodicals in Nanyang, among which Cha Schooler Monthly was the first publication aimed at China people. Its content is mainly Christian doctrine, but it also has knowledge about world history, folklore and astronomy. In addition, Biography of the Moon in the Examination of the Secular World also introduced the western punctuation system into Chinese, and not only punctuated sentences, but also included ","and ",and especially used some place names and" ball ball "names. Although there are no punctuation marks in ancient books and articles, there are "jv fights". Teachers in private schools use red pen to break sentences when teaching students, which improves their level.
8. About punctuation composition, 200 words a day, Xiao Ming finished his composition and ran out of the room quickly. At this time, the room became lively.
First of all, the comma says, "My contribution is the greatest, because the master will be out of breath without me." Then, the exclamation point argued, "Why do you deserve the greatest honor? I deserve the greatest honor. Without me, the master can't tell his inner feelings. " "What are you talking about? My contribution is greater than yours, because if the master doesn't have me, his composition will never end. " Period said angrily. "What are you arguing about? Your contribution is smaller than mine, so I have the greatest contribution. " The question mark flushed. Suddenly, all the punctuation marks were stunned by a loud noise. Because the sister with the upper and lower quotation marks was very angry, considering her position in punctuation, she shouted, "Stop arguing, do you think you have made great achievements?" In fact, our sister's contribution is much greater than that of all of you here, because our position in punctuation is not as good as ours. However, the unexpected result for the two sisters is that they were beaten by punctuation marks just because they said this sentence. As a result, the two sisters were beaten beyond recognition. Of course, this is a masterpiece of commas, exclamation points and periods, so the girl in the upper and lower quotation marks began to cry. This cry woke grandpa ellipsis who was sleeping, but don't look at this dusty grandfather. In fact, he is knowledgeable and ready for this kind of scene. It turned out that he had long expected that punctuation would quarrel or even fight one day, so he would not panic in the face of such an accident.
Grandpa ellipsis said earnestly: "think about it, if a composition has only one symbol, how can people understand it, not to mention the master has to show it to the teacher." In case the teacher sees a composition with only one symbol, the teacher will fly into a rage and jump three feet. I will be scolded by my parents when I get home. You only think about yourself and ignore the feelings of others. You should reflect on it. "
Hearing grandpa ellipsis's reprimand, the punctuation marks present bowed their heads in shame. Since then, punctuation marks have lived in harmony, and such a thing has never happened again.
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