Crosstalk to catch the exam

You're talking about Degang Guo's cross talk "Dare not follow suit"

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I'll tell you a stand-up comedy, Afraid of Folks. I can't speak well, but I have arm strength. Do your best. Putting this arm in the river to unload the car has made a fortune. However, I can't bear it. I also tried my best to cross talk in primary school, and I don't want to lose it, so I can't bear to say it. No, but then again, crosstalk itself is difficult to define what is good and what is bad. In this way, Teacher Zhang San finished the same job and stood for more than 60 people. What's this called? This is not good. More than seventy people stood up again, and we were very happy. It's hard. When Confucius traveled around the world, he saw two children playing with mud in the middle of the road. A piece of mud is finished with water, and there is a hole in the middle of making such a big mud cake. The child said, look at this hole. The child said, it's the eyes. There was a battle. St. Kong called here. Get off. Don't say that. What happened? I said it was a hole and I said it was an eye. Tell me, saint. The saint is happy. What a nice hole!

Many things can be said on both sides, just chatting with us at ordinary times. Some people don't know how to pretend to understand, hey, some people really understand, some people really don't understand, all kinds of people. Hundreds of people, all kinds, everyone is different. Is there anything you really don't understand? Yes Really from the heart. I don't understand. Well, you see, in the early years, 1970s, 1960s and 1970s, most of our rural areas were still very poor. It would be great if someone in the village had a watch. A rural youth went to town, picked up a watch and took it back. The whole village was a sensation. Great, my girlfriend is proud of it. "We have watches at home, and we have watches." Young people are also very happy. They all walk like this. Let's see, standing on the edge of the ground, my girlfriend also asked, "What time is it?" "Look at the sun at seven or eight o'clock." This is useless. This is really incomprehensible. Ah, and this sentence, you don't know how to pretend to understand. Really? There are also. There is a little story about this. On the side of the road, two scholars came to take the exam, and the emperor chose subjects. The two brothers went to Beijing to invite the official. When they arrived here, they stopped to have a look. Oh, there is a temple, and the people who took the exam have problems. Every temple burns incense and kowtows when it sees Buddha. I came out from home, lived in Hainan Island, and went to Beijing to catch the exam. You kowtow when you have a temple along the way, and incense burners and paper horses in the big temple and small temple are all burned with this, so that you can be admitted to Beijing. Knock together, knock to Beijing, "Ah, we're here to catch the exam" and "You're early, it's not time yet". Oh, you've been out for two years. Every day, you finished the exam the year you came out, it's been three years. Stop it, there are two. Look at this temple. What temple is it? A temple dedicated to Zhao Kuangyin in Song Taizu, Taizu Temple. Oh, and, as we all know, put the big letters down. Ancestors, ancestors' ancestors. There is a plaque hanging here in Taizu Temple. These two men, on horseback, bridle, oh, Sister Temple. Burn incense in every temple. Come on, let's go and see my sister. Come down, tie the horse, and the two brothers will come in. When they entered the door, they saw the statue. Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin blushed, and his head was a jujube. He has a long beard. Ah, sit here. It's not like big sister. Oh, the elder sister is out. This is Dajiefu. Then come on, let's burn incense in every temple. When I went out, I bought some incense wax, paper yards, rouge, pink powder, rockhopper and flowered clothes. When I bought them, I put them on my hair, put some pollen on my face and get some flowers. Feng Guan and Xia got dressed, and we kowtowed four times, wishing us success in the exam. Thank you, DaJieFu, and they left. Immortals have parties every year. On March 3rd, the Queen Mother's birthday, fairies from all walks of life came. All the Eight Immortals came to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday. Outside the worse four donkey kong standing here, DaJieFu came. Ah, you see, the usual golden helmet and shining armor, riding a red horse and carrying a broadsword, is not like this these days. The rockhopper Sharpay, rouge, powder, flowers, lipstick and a small fan came up alive. Four donkey kong had to ask, "What's going on here? What does this mean? " Mao's tears came down. "I can't help it. Two boys can't read, so they gave it to me. " This is a disguise of ignorance.

Of course, there is another kind of person. You said she didn't understand, but he did. You said he did, and he made some jokes, which was quite interesting. This is the hero of today's story. who is it? It's a country kid. I don't have a large size either. Ah, anyway, I know my surname is Zhao, and I'm at home, so I can do it for three hours. Guys, three kids, just call him. There's nothing serious to do. For generations, show people graves. There used to be this in the countryside, and the dead people of rich families on the edge of the city were buried here. This grave belongs to you to look after. Follow the soil regularly, sweep the floor and visit the grave. That's how their family is. That's what the old man did when he was alive, and then he was exhausted. What about these three sons? They did it for his father. Next to the grave, there is some land, even a piece of land. Whose grave is this? It's amazing. In Beijing, there is a son of Zeng, a flag bearer and the Eight Banners who is still related to the emperor. Saner looks after their graves. This year, Master Jiu sent a message for his third son to come to Beijing. I have something to say. What about him? It's a long story Don't look at Master Zeng. He is a big official and has a lot of money, but he is very stingy, especially to these domestic slaves. Everyone hates him. Later, he couldn't find a long-term worker or a housekeeper, leaving only two couples at home, and everyone even ran away from the cook. What happened? He doesn't give money to people, whether he is full or not, and he has a big temper all day. He can only fight, scold and think. The person who received him has already left. Well, on this day, April 26th, a friend once lived in Tanzi Hutong and was annoyed by Third Master. Caner Hutong, take Brother Four back. They are all good friends. Boring third master's birthday, recruit your own friends, come, come, let them all come. Nine master thought for a moment and said, I have to go, but I can't go naked for a while. Anyway, I have to bring a waiter and a housekeeper, but I can't recruit anyone. No matter where you go, you say that our family is hiring. When you hear about Ceng Laoshi's family, you won't go! Really helpless, thinking of these three sons, but no one needs him. Why? In recent years, I have been angry with Saner and kuya. These acres of land belong to three kinds. This is a good point. You plant it. Zeng Jiuyi thought, this boy is really stupid, and I have to use people skillfully, hmm. This land is yours, don't ask you for money. After autumn, everything collected on the ground is mine. After the autumn, I pulled four carts, planted sweet potatoes and stayed. It makes you angry to be pulled off the ground. Oh, well, you hate it. You will revise the articles of association next year. The land below is mine, and the third son is entirely yours. In the third year, tell you the truth, Saner, the top and bottom are mine, and the middle is yours. In the third year, well, we planted corn. The bottom rib and the top ear have been pulled. There are already ten cars lined up in the yard. I'm angry with Master Jiu and rolling around. Don't come unless I call you.

Do you think this third son is really smart or fake smart? Well, this time he was called as a last resort. When he was called here, he was very polite when he came in. He went to this station. "Ninth Master, what do you want to see me about?" "Bad luck, where to go? What happened? I will tell you tomorrow. I'll go with the members. I'm tired of third master and third brother. We went to celebrate our birthday last year. Another boring year. I'm going to pay my respects tomorrow, so you can go with me. " "Oh, well, I'll go with you." When I got up the next morning, Ninth Master changed his clothes. He went with the group and can't wear worn-out clothes. From the inside out, oh, I put on all my official clothes, wearing a tassel hat, and this Zi Ling at the back, with a sea lining and a gauze coat outside, are all ready-made, with beads hanging and bracelets. This spectrum is extraordinary. There is a worship box with a business card and a gift list in it, which are ready to be put aside. Wait, it won't be long before Saner comes. "Ladies and gentlemen, shall we go?" "Look, you hate it. Go, where's my tobacco pouch? Take it all. " The nine lords had a tobacco bag, a stem of bone and wood, an emerald mouth, and a copper pot. This emerald mouth is priceless, bright and green, and his whole face is green when he smokes here. Two bites, no effect. Go ahead, all of you. I took it out and said, "Where can I go?" "Outside, there is a burning room outside. Isn't that a pass hanging on the wall?" The child is so obedient, come out and look for it. Did you turn around? As soon as I looked down at the fire chopsticks, I copied them and poked them inside. Think about it, this pipe rod is not much thicker than the fire chopsticks. Can it come in? It's really an idea. The top of this head is ready. The hammer for smashing coal is copied and cracked. It cracked at that time, and he still didn't understand. Not hard. Nine masters outside shouted, "Finish it quickly." "Hey, it's coming." I looked back and saw a steelyard hanging on the wall. The steelyard looked like this. He took this off, the scale hook off, and all the ropes off. Screw the white copper pot here and the jade mouth here. Well, it seems so. All right.