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Do your own thing and do your own bedtime stories

One day, a little pig who loved to sleep woke up and found that it was time to go to school. The little pig shouted anxiously: "Mom, feed me quickly!" After saying that, he jumped out of bed and walked to the mirror to see that he was not wearing any clothes yet. He shouted again: "Mom, come and dress me!" Clothes!" Xiaozhu shouted several times but didn't see his mother coming. Mummy Pig went out early. The little pig was so anxious that he almost cried. He grabbed his clothes and ran to school.

When the little pig ran to school, class was already in session. The little pig lowered his head and walked into the classroom. As soon as he sat down, he burst out laughing. It turned out that the little pig had no clothes on. Xiaozhu quickly put the clothes on his body, but he couldn't put them on. The little pig was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. The more anxious you are, the less likely you are to wear it. At this time, Teacher Goat walked into the classroom, saw the embarrassed appearance of the little pig, and asked: "Classmate Little Pig, why don't you get dressed and come to school again?"

The little pig blushed and knotted up. Baba said: "I... I don't know how to dress. At home, my mother helps me... to wear clothes."

Teacher Goat put down the lesson plan in his hand and helped the little pig get dressed. And said to everyone: "Students, if you don't do your own things by yourself, your parents and teachers will help you do it today, but what about tomorrow? As parents and teachers, I will help you do this and that, then What can you do by yourself tomorrow?”

After listening to Teacher Goat’s words, the little pig learned to eat, dress, and wash his face. Although he sometimes made a joke by wearing his clothes inside out, he gradually learned to do his own thing.