St. Jin Shun's classic joke

Memory has no power. (stainless steel)

Everyone knows that he will die, but isn't he still alive? (three stones)

I will never forget you, just like a fossil, buried in my heart forever. (three stones)

No matter whether the hormone overflows or dries up, I will work hard with my heart, sincerely. (stainless steel)

5, like is like, don't like is don't like, why so complicated? (stainless steel)

6, eyes to the distance, the heart to the distance. (Xizhen)

7. Other people's watches are turning, but yours has stopped. (Henry)

8, life is not like this, just rely on courage! (stainless steel)

9. Don't look back, don't worry about the future, and live every day now. (Ss Dad)

10, cross the Pacific Ocean by boat. If a person takes a boat, he will be very scared. Also, two people paddle faster than one. (stainless steel)

1 1, I don't even know myself, how can I know others? (stainless steel)

12, she is radiant now, and you will forget it after a while, just like we are now. (Xizhen)

13, I don't know how attractive you are, that's your charm. (three stones)

14, at least not dead. If something bothers you, think, "At least it's not dead". (three stones)

15, shall I teach you another one? Love is childish. (stainless steel)

16, I want to be a person without baking powder. (stainless steel)

17, looking at the mountain climbing from the top, suddenly the top disappeared. What should I do? (Xizhen)

Long sentence category:

1. In this vast universe, on this planet called Earth, you and I met. Today is the100th day when you came to my side. Thank you for coming to me. (three stones)

Second, she is a girl who works hard to realize her dream by her own hands, unlike those silly girls who dress up with the money earned by her parents. Moreover, she knows her situation, what she should do in this world, how to live in the future, and has healthy values and ways of thinking. She is a lively girl. (three stones)

Thirdly, one day, I asked my heart: If I feel pain, the doctor will treat me; Who will treat you for your pain? So he said to himself, I can only be kind to myself. Perhaps because of this, everyone has a cure for heartburn. Drinking, singing, getting angry, crying, laughing, complaining to friends, traveling, running marathons, the worst way is to escape this heartache. My treatment is to bake cakes and cookies at dawn like this. When my father suddenly left me, when his passionate relationship ended and he was insulted, he would go to the studio to make cakes in the early hours of the morning. Comfort yourself with the fragrance of that time. Is there any sweeter treatment in the world? (stainless steel)

Fourth, this time the men and women went to the hotel, that is to say, it was over. Don't ask why next time, forget everything when the clock strikes midnight. People who like to cheat in the world are all men, men are basically like that, and so are women. (three stones)

I can't see anything in my eyes now. What is the reason? Say it. I know you are knowledgeable and civilized, but when you talk to me, you should lower your level. Don't say anything that I can't understand. Say simple words, figurative words, personification words. Don't use useless words with me Try to keep it simple. Don't say those useless words! Get to the point! (stainless steel)

6. Why I can't find Prince Charming:

1, so ugly. Handsome men are not suitable for everyone. The handsome and nice men are married! The handsome, nice and unmarried men are incompetent! The handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men are not interested in us! The handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men who are interested in us are all playboys! 7. The handsome, nice, unmarried and rich men we are interested in are all gay! (foreman Zhang)

Seventh, I like the girl with chubby cheeks. I loved the girl who wanted to be the best cake maker, and I also loved the girl who went to Paris to find materials for making cakes. There are many dreams, enthusiasm and vitality. A girl who always smells good. I like it. But my love can only stop here, if you ask me why? What should I say? I'm sorry, because my love can only stop here. (Hyun-woo)

8. There was a time when I felt that I was the master of the world, just like walking on clouds. I feel alienated, sometimes tired and wobbly. I like that feeling. I think even the clouds are full of love, so I am swaying. A man gave me happiness. Then take it away. I am crying now, not because I lost him. But love. I cry because I no longer believe in love. Such a passionate love has disappeared without a trace. I understand that love has nothing but weakness, and I cry for such me. (stainless steel)

Nine, the ideal object of the SS:

1. I have a regular job and pay my man on time.

2. Kiss a good man.

I can proudly introduce people like "this is my boyfriend" to my mother and my sister, and I can proudly introduce "this is my girlfriend" to people of his parents and friends. (stainless steel)

Ten, there is a writer who writes novels. The writer writes a letter every night and puts it in front of and behind her husband's desk before going to bed. Then when her husband gets up in the morning, he will read the letter before going to work. Every morning, her husband becomes the first reader of his wife's article. I will give JH the first cake I made myself. I want to make him the best cake I can. Just like this, I love JH. (stainless steel)

Eleven, bus stop advertising words:

Love as if you have never been hurt.

Dance as if no one is watching.

Love as if you have never been hurt.

Sing as if no one is listening.

Work like you don't need money.

Live as if today were the end.

Funny class:

1, I love hemorrhoids. (three stones)

2. What do you do? Aunt, are you a pervert? If not, are you breastfeeding in the men's room now? (three stones)

3. Either replace the gene or break your leg. Be sure to turn him into a man! (stainless steel)

4, don't do that, hungry girls are going crazy. (stainless steel)

5, one is the initial 50 million, and the other is a pervert. (stainless steel)

6. What woman is so disobedient! Who has a chicken farm at home? Raise cockfighting? Your mother is super, you are senior and Ss is intermediate. (Minister Li)

7. Your stomach is like being pregnant. (three stones)

8. The meatballs, kimbap, eel, egg rolls, chicken feet and bones in your stomach are crawling all over you. I undressed you because of my instinct to survive! (three stones)

9. Just pour your mouth into the trash can! (stainless steel)

10, there was no salt, so I washed my face and boiled it in water. Well, I should also put foot washing water, which will taste better. (stainless steel)

1 1. Do you have a dog? Is the name of the dog 50 million? (stainless steel)

12. Seduce a wolf in rainy days. Are you a fox? (stainless steel)

13. Have you ever seen a dog fight? The two dogs bite tightly together, and neither of them can pull open. (Secretary Yin)

14, a 30-year-old woman is less likely to meet a lover in the street than an atomic bomb in the street. (stainless steel)

15, not everything is delicious, but everything is delicious to you. (SS horse)

16, I know a good anorectal department, can I introduce it to you? (stainless steel)

17, people who fart are angry with themselves in turn! (Sanshun Ma)

18, laugh at me! You are like a cigarette! (stainless steel)

19, a romantic man, a lifelong romantic. (Sanshun Ma)

20, stingy is beautiful, how beautiful! (three stones)