An interesting animal joke

Lead: A new day has begun. Are you still sleepy? Let's wake up your brain with an interesting animal joke!

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1 ants and elephants

One day, an elephant stepped on an ant nest, and the ants in the nest climbed on the elephant. When the elephant shook, all the ants fell down, except one on the elephant's neck. The ant on the ground said to the ant, Come on! Strangle him, ............ "

A group of animals visit the convenience store.

A group of animals rushed into the convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, I was beaten by the clerk. But only one animal was not beaten. That's a sheep. Because convenience stores don't close for 24 hours.

A cat caught a mouse and was about to kill it when the mouse suddenly spoke. Mao Ge, please let me go. I want to tell you a big secret! ?

The cat asked, what's the secret Say it! ?

The mouse said, I found that the relationship between your wife and XXX is not normal! Let go of me and I'll tell you who it is. ?

The cat was very angry and bit the mouse hard. Don't you dare lie to me, I've been divorced for years! ?

4. Once upon a time, there was a pig, a monkey and a little boy playing in the park.

The pig said: We have a little boy here.

The little boy said, we have a monkey here.

The monkey said: We have a pig here.

The pig is angry: how can you curse!

The cat and the dog got married and divorced soon.

The judge asked the reason, and the dog said: The cat doesn't go home every night after marriage, and its behavior is bad.

The cat shouted, I'm sorry, I was just chasing the mouse.

Listen, said the dog.

6. Crab:? I was not attentive at school today, so I will be punished. ?

Female crab:? How did the teacher punish you?

Crab:? He told me to go straight ahead. ?

No matter where the chameleon climbs, its body will change with the color of its surroundings.

When the peacock saw it, he unfolded the screen and showed off his beautiful feathers. Are you tired of changing so much? I'm telling you, it's the most beautiful thing to stay true. ?

At this time, a fox jumped out from behind the tree and bit off the peacock's neck. Soon it entered the fox's stomach.

The chameleon climbed out of the fox's reach and said with tears, poor peacock, I haven't had time to tell you yet. Before you become strong, you'd better keep in line with your surroundings. ?

8. Two proud dogs met unexpectedly in the park. In order to show their superb knowledge, they decided to say an idiom about dogs in the competition.

A dog proudly said first: chickens fly and dogs jump.

Not to be outdone, dog b said, stealing chickens and touching dogs.

A dog: A dog jumped over a wall.

Dog B: Dogs fight against men.

Dog: Dogs look down on people.

Dog B: A good dog is out of the way.

At this time, dog A began to stop. He tried his best to think about it. Suddenly, he saw a couple, so Dog A immediately smiled and shouted: Dog men and women.

Dog b: ... that's nonsense.

9. Both the drone and the snail pursue the butterfly girl. Butterfly girl thought twice and finally decided to marry a snail.

The bee angrily questioned Butterfly Girl: Where is the snail better than me? It can't fly, you lack the same language, and you will definitely not be happy in the future! ?

Butterfly girl replied helplessly:? Snails can't fly I have a single-family villa. And you bees have to live in the dormitory for the rest of their lives! ?

10, the female turtle blamed the male turtle and said, it's all your fault. Now the house price is expensive, but I can't see the monkey family buying the sixth floor, and I also bought the sixth floor with the top management. Now, let's not talk about doing things. Climbing downstairs will be dark the day after tomorrow. ?

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