The life of princess Wuyang

The following content is excerpted from "Sadness in a Toilet-Princess Wuyang" in Shang Ailan's "Chinese Princess".

When Wang Dungang married the princess, he went to the toilet and saw dried dates in the paint box, which was originally used to block his nose. Wang Dun thought there was fruit in the toilet, so he ate it and ate it up. When she came out, the maid was carrying a golden bath tray with water and a glass bowl with bath beans. Wang Dun poured bath beans into water and drank them, thinking they were dry food. The maids covered their mouths and laughed at him. On one occasion, Shi Chong, the richest man, treated me. Needless to say, just in his toilet, there are more than a dozen beautiful maids waiting in line to wait on him. These handmaids are all wearing beautiful clothes and gorgeous jewelry, holding trays with towels, fragrant powder (fried powder), perfume (agarwood juice), clean clothes, hot water and so on. Most guests will be shy when they see this posture, and they would rather hold their shit. Most people see a group of beautiful women around them, and even if they are in a hurry to urinate, they will also have excretory obstacles. But Wang Dun doesn't care, he swaggered to the toilet and accepted all the toilet services indifferently.

After he came out, the maids whispered, "This man will be good material for being a thief in the future!" "

Going to the toilet alone may not be enough to judge whether a person will fight thieves. However, don't underestimate the vision of your handmaid. Most of them see someone's private side and know his true nature best. Especially the handmaid of Shi Chong's family, there are countless readers. A little observation and comparison can show the accuracy of this person.

The terrible thing that happened next made no one doubt the judgment of the "bathroom waitress". During the dinner, Shi Chong asked several beautiful handmaids to propose a toast. Some guests can't drink well, which means they can't drink. Shi Chong said: "Any beauty who can't persuade the guests to finish the wine in front of them will be pushed out and beheaded." The guest didn't dare to insist, so he let the wine-persuading girl coax him into drinking all the wine. But he came to Wang Dun, said not to drink, just don't drink. See if Shi Chong dares. Shi Chong did order the woman to be killed, and another woman came up to persuade her to kill three people in a row. But Wang Dun remained expressionless and refused to drink. Even the guest can't stand it. Advise him to drink the wine so as not to kill the beautiful woman again. Wang Dun said, "What does it have to do with me if he killed the beauty of his family!"

The "toilet waitress" is relatively lucky, just "cheeky" to serve. The "waitress in the restaurant" is much more unfortunate, because she waited on a "cold heart" and was killed. It was this "born thief" who was later recruited by the royal family. When Wang Dun is the new Xu, he has to get rid of his arrogance. Because he is honest, he looks more like a "hillbilly". The maids of the princess told him privately as a joke.

The toilet in Princess House is even more incomprehensible to him. When he went to the toilet, he found a paint box. When he opened it, there were some dried dates in it. Do you still provide snacks when you go to the toilet? He grabbed a handful and ate all the dates. Looking back, there is also a glazed bowl filled with bean cakes. He thought, what else to eat when you are full? The princess won't eat in the toilet, will she? Then he finished eating the bean cake. Fortunately, the princess didn't take a milk bath in the bathtub, otherwise he would have drunk a big bowl of milk.

When the maid came in to clean, they all died laughing. This kind of dried jujube is used to plug the nostrils to block the odor (in fact, this method is not good, the nostrils are blocked, but the mouth breathes widely, and the correct method should be to put a little charcoal in the toilet). Bean cake is actually a kind of "bath bean", that is, an ancient soap, which is made of bean powder and pig pancreas (or lard) and coagulated into pieces.

Princess Wuyang won't like this man who doesn't even know "soap", let alone the handmaids dare to laugh at him. Wang Dun's every move is a joke. The maids have new news about him every day. When they saw him, it was like seeing an "ugly star".

I'm afraid Wang Dun said to himself countless times, "These little girls dare to laugh at me and watch me kill you!" In his view, killing a maid is like stepping on a cabbage butterfly. Just because of the teacher of "Little Girl Film", he didn't dare to do it, and he held back his timidity. Later, Wang Dunli appointed Si Marui, the king of Langya, as the emperor of Jinyuan and established the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He thinks he is the prime minister, and he runs the world together with Sima Shi. At that time, there was a song saying, "The king and the horse are the world." Sima Shi really wants to end this "* * * world" situation. Does Wang Dun also want to end it quickly? So he began to attack Jiankang, the capital of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. This is what the handmaid predicted, "this guest will be a thief."

Arise failed, Wang Dun died. In fact, at first he was just sick and didn't die, but his subordinates and stepsons didn't want to respond to him, so they joined hands with the court to declare him dead. His stepson also held a funeral for him, with a military band and a guard of honor, which was quite grand. Wang Dun is too ill to get out of bed. I was furious when I heard that he was dead.