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Chang's character

1. In summer, when she slept, she put her feet and hands out and put a big word in the middle of the bed, so that I didn't even have room to turn over. I slept on the mat in the corner for a long time, and it was already very hot. Push her, don't move; I'm calling her, but I don't smell it.

This sentence is both a description of Chang's sleeping position and my attitude towards Chang. It can be said that pen and ink are simple and kill two birds with one stone. The description of A Chang's sleeping posture is mainly accomplished through the verbs "stretch", "swing", "squeeze" and the close-up "big". I'm bored with Chang. It's expressed in a dynamic sentence. Eleven words can be described as neat and catchy. Every word is indispensable, and every word cannot be added. In particular, the word "Ye" shows Ah Chang's deep sleep and deep sleep incisively and vividly. It not only takes care of the first sentence "I don't admire", but also paves the way for the "new respect" behind it.

2, "brother, you remember! She said with the utmost seriousness. Tomorrow is the first day of the first month. As soon as I open my eyes in the morning, the first sentence will be:' Grandma, congratulations', remember? Remember, it's a year's luck. Don't say anything else! After that, I have to eat some oranges. "She picked up the orange and waved it in front of my eyes." So, all the year round, downstream ... "

This is a description of Chang's language, manners and movements. "Solemnity" and expression description play an important role, showing Chang's stubborn and serious personality. "I have to say", "remember" and "don't say" mainly highlight Chang's complicated characteristics and tough attitude, which serves as a foil for the unprecedented respect behind him. Ah Chang's love is also implied in his language, manners and actions, but Lu Xun, a teenager at that time, could not understand it, and it was more a manifestation of her ignorance.

3. This brings me new respect. She succeeded in doing what others refused to do or could not do. She really has great power. The resentment of murdering Tibetan rats was completely eliminated from now on.

This sentence is a statement that the author's feelings have changed, which fully affirms Chang's strengths. The great power is that "others refuse to do it, but Chang knows my heart and is enthusiastic to do it for me. Others can't do it, because it's hard to buy mountains and seas with pictures, and only Chang bought it for me." So she said, "She really has great power."

4. The kind and dark Mother Earth is willing to leave her soul in your arms.

Expressing feelings sublimates boredom, complaint and fear into love, respect and blessing, and expresses the author's sincere feelings for his eldest mother. This aspect is profound.

The process of Chang's purchase of Shan Hai Jing

Ever since Ah Chang learned about Shan Hai Jing from Xun Geer, Ah Chang has been thinking about when he can get Shan Hai Jing.

Recently, her parents' family held a happy event and was often invited back to entertain. Chang thought: Can you take this opportunity to buy the "Three Hums Classics"? So, I said goodbye and went home.

Chang's home is far from Xun's brother, and it takes a long time to walk. Why don't you go by car? It costs money. Chang had to walk in order to save money for books.

This exhausted her. As soon as she got home, she went to bed.

At 9 o'clock the next day, Chang got up. She was awakened by the noise of planning the wedding. After saying congratulations, she went out and said that she hadn't come back for a long time and went for a walk. Actually, she went to buy books. Because she has no knowledge and has never paid attention to books, she thinks that if she tells them to buy books herself, it will definitely be regarded as a joke.

When he walks into the street, he often finds that he doesn't know where the bookstore is. Maybe I didn't notice it at ordinary times. Chang casually asked a person: "fellow villager!" How to get to the bookstore here? "

The man replied, "Oh! You go straight there, and then ... "

Chang was confused and said, "this-can you say it again?" Thank you! "

That man is also very accommodating, and I really said it again. Chang is also very grateful to him.

When I arrive at the bookstore door, I often see the door closed tightly and there is a piece of paper in front. I don't know what to write. The newspaper said: Our shop has been closed for two weeks. I hope you will forgive me if you want to buy it! )

Chang left, but he couldn't get through after all. He gritted his teeth and said to himself, "Even if you go to other villages to buy books today, you have to buy them."

Because there is only one bookstore in this village, and it is closed. So I often really went to other villages to buy it. The road to other villages is not far, just over a mountain. But this is really difficult for Chang.

At the moment, it is noon, and I am often climbing mountains in the sun. When we reached the top of the mountain, it suddenly rained heavily. Chang wants to take shelter from the rain under a big tree, but there is a dog lying under it. Because of the rain, Chang stepped on the dog's tail, causing the dog to bark, jump and run wildly. Chang also started to run, but it was too slippery. Chang is a short trip and a long regret! With a swish, she fell straight down. The grass and gravel along the way and her clothes were torn, but the dog stopped chasing. I really don't know if it is a blessing or a curse.

I often get news of the bookstore as soon as I get to the foot of the mountain, and I find it soon.

When he arrived at the bookstore, the boss asked Chang what books he wanted. Chang touched his head and said, "This is called the Three Classics, and there are pictures in it." The boss listened inexplicably: "What, is it Saint Amethyst?" ? There are pictures in it. "Chang can't remember the title of the book, but she knows it's not Saint Amethyst. Therefore, the boss is often asked to move all the books out, and he also said that he would give the boss five pence more. The boss is naturally willing.

I went through it for a long time, about two hours. Chang finally found the Classic of Mountains and Seas, because he heard from a senior brother that there were beasts, hydras and so on. After paying the money, Chang walked happily on his way home. When he got home, it was already 6 pm.

Everyone thought Chang met a bandit because Chang looked embarrassed. This new blue shirt is for the wedding, but it is badly worn, but she doesn't mind.

After the wedding, she rushed to Xun's house overnight. ...