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How to play small gourd?

Playing with gourd is not only confined to the literary circle, but also has become a popular literary game. As long as you like, you can play with one, or open up a small piece of land and experience the fun of planting small gourds. From planting to drying, to playing with your hands, this process is very complicated, but it is not fun. -"Quote from the Internet"

Gourd is a kind of Wan Wen product that people often play with, but some people will find it very troublesome to grow it, so they will go to the market to buy one with good quality in all aspects to play with, pack pulp and hang porcelain. When choosing a small gourd, you must choose a smaller one with a higher maturity, which will make it easier to produce pulp in the future. We should also carefully observe whether the appearance on the table is harmonious and stable, whether the faucet is firm, whether the overall degree is reasonable and whether there is artistic conception.

Also pay attention to whether there are many traces left in the cortex of the gourd epidermis and whether there is a bumpy feeling. When playing with gourds, first of all, be careful not to dish too often. It is best to rest for a few days after playing to keep the original texture of the gourd. Moreover, when playing with a small gourd dish, it is forbidden to wipe your hands if you sweat too much, so as not to block the pores of the small pot, making the surface oil uneven and blackening in the later stage.

Also pay attention to the protection of the small gourd, avoid letting the small gourd touch some alkaline liquid, and put it in a bag and put it in a safe place when not playing. And when playing, you should exert yourself evenly, don't damage the skin of the gourd, and don't keep pressing it in a certain place, otherwise it will affect the appearance.