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Summer fun
One day, it was sunny and sunny, and I went to play in the vegetable field with some friends. As soon as I entered the vegetable field, I saw tall poplars growing on both sides of the road, and green vegetables were planted in the field, including potatoes, cabbage, carrots and so on.
We play games under a tall poplar tree. Suddenly, a "black thing" flew into the little friend's neck. He felt itchy, touched his neck, took out a black bug and shouted, "I caught a longicorn!" " Oh! So this black thing is longicorn. It has a pair of long tentacles, two thorns on its neck and yellow dots on its back.
I remember my grandfather told me that longicorn beetle, longicorn beetle, is a pest. It lives on poplar trees and lives by sucking the sap of trees. So I said to my little friend, "longicorn beetles are pests." Let's catch them and play. " I got a bamboo pole and found a longicorn, so I pulled it out with a bamboo pole and fell from the tree. After a while, each of us caught one. I suggested: Who are we faster than the longicorn? Let's name the longicorn and start the game. My longicorn is called "General Blackhead". At first, "General Blackhead" was far ahead. After a while, the obvious "Big Marshal" slowly caught up from behind and gradually approached my "Blackhead General". I tried my best to cheer for it. It seems to have understood my words, gradually accelerated its speed, left another longicorn behind and won the championship. I am very happy.
The longicorn competition is really interesting!
Junior high school students' summer composition summer fun
Last summer vacation, my parents and I made an appointment to hold a "family quiz".
The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? " "Well, well ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...
Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
Summer fun
Xu Baobao, Class 5, Grade 4, Fengshun Primary School, Fengshun County, Meizhou City, Guangdong Province
In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about summer vacation.
One day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and thought of a good idea. Is to play nose-to-nose with my sister. I told my sister what I thought, and she readily agreed.
I first drew a clown doll with no nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet instead of a nose. I started sticking to my nose. My sister first covered my eyes with a piece of cloth. I walked slowly to the blackboard, touched it left and right, and found a place to put my nose. At this moment, my sister smiled. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on its mouth. My sister proudly said, "Look at me." I saw my sister hurried to the blackboard and found a place to set her nose. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it. Sister quickly took off her cloth and smiled. It turned out that Eva the clown not only didn't have a nose, but turned into a cyclops. The clown baby seems to be particularly angry.
At this time, my father heard the laughter and came over and asked, "What's so funny? Tell me about it. " My sister and I winked, walked up to my father, blindfolded him and stuffed my nose into his hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, found the right position and lowered his nose. "The clown baby has a nose!" We cheered.
Summer fun
During the summer vacation, my mother took me fishing in the pond. A fence was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the fence. There is an aisle where people can walk, and there are several birds singing in the sky, which makes me want to see what the pond looks like as soon as possible. When I entered the fence, we immediately started fishing. As soon as I fished, I caught two or three fish, and soon I caught a small bucket of fish and jumped around happily. After a while, I grabbed it with a jerk. Wow! A shrimp, this shrimp is silvery white, and its two beards stand high, as if to say, "Look at me!" " Suddenly, a white bird flew by. I asked my mother, "What kind of bird is this? "Mom said;" This is an egret. "A Line of Egrets Up to the Sky" is about egrets. "I asked," is the sky dead? "Mom smiled and replied," If you fly into the blue sky, how can you die? "I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell flying into the blue sky from dying, really! Later, we caught a lot of fish. Although the weather is very hot, we are still very happy. I think: next time I will ask my mother to take me fishing here.
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