How many funny jokes are there? Are there any funny jokes?

1: The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue who asked, Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who say nothing!

2. The smell of a wife

At family gatherings, everyone plays the game of guessing wives. First, a gentleman was blindfolded, and then every wife leaned over to let him smell it and guess who his wife was.

Just as the game was in full swing, a naughty lady put her ass close to Mr. Chen, and Mr. Chen closed his eyes.

Mr. Chen shouted happily:

"This is my wife. I always tell her to gargle. ...

It is said that there is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out to find the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear's home … Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said ..." Let's go to your house to play ~ "

4. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" "

Boss: "Sorry, there is no more."

"well. . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" "

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" "