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Talking about oversleeping and being late for work.
2. I've been working for almost a month, and I'm late for work for the first time. I mainly overslept.
I was just told that I was late for work yesterday. As a result, I overslept today and was desperate.
I'm so sleepy these days, I overslept and was late for work for more than an hour. .
The mobile phone is dead and the alarm clock doesn't go off. When I got up in the morning, I thought I overslept again. I was sure I was late for work for several hours, so I finally turned on my cell phone. At 7 o'clock 10, I feel my body is hollowed out.
I was late for work for the first time because I overslept. I'm not as late as I am today. I was half an hour late for the second time. The fault occurred before the peak period, and the notice was issued after the peak period.
7. I overslept in the middle of the night last night and was late for work today. I secretly took a few original pictures, and I feel great already. Looking forward to the final retouching effect.
8. Why did I make such a low-level mistake, overslept and be late for work?
9. My mother woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning. I went back to sleep as soon as I saw the time. I almost overslept and was late for work. Fortunately, my biological clock woke up. .
10, I'm really crazy to catch up with the drama until this time. How can people who are late for work and overslept in the afternoon not learn their lesson?
1 1, damn it! ! ! I woke up in my dream, but I overslept and was late for work. Today is my fucking day off! ! ! Rest, late for what? ! I also have a rest tomorrow.
12, three illusions of life, mobile phone vibration, someone knocking at the door, he likes you. My three misconceptions-oversleeping, missing the bus stop and being late for work.
13, still awake. Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
14, overslept on Thursday, half an hour late for work, so I went online to find the alarm clock decisively. Now my mother is no longer worried that I am late for work.
15, I heard the alarm today. After watching the live broadcast of the Olympic Games for more than an hour, my eyelids really couldn't hold up. Fortunately, Ning Zetao entered the semi-finals, and so did other athletes. Because there was no explanation, I couldn't remember the names. You mean you overslept and were late for work?
16, inadvertently, it's time to go to bed again. I overslept in the morning and was late for work, as if it happened a few minutes ago. This boring and numb life is really fucked up.
17, an unpleasant day, dreaming of oversleeping in the morning and being late for work! There is a little traffic jam on the road! After school at noon, I passed by the school gate and was stopped! Unhappy! Unhappy! I hope I don't leave any sequelae!
18, half an hour late for work in the morning (force majeure) and one hour late for work in the afternoon (setting the wrong alarm clock and overslept), even the sunshine today is not true.
19, sleeping in ruined the day, overslept in the morning, was late for work, and forgot to bring his mobile phone to the place. I don't know what will happen when I take a taxi home to get my forgotten key on this day.
On the first day of the holiday, the alarm clock rang, and the first reaction was not to turn off the alarm clock, oversleep and be late for work.
2 1, overslept, late for work, feeling great. When I went out, I found that the supervisor was late, and I felt even better. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
22. I haven't slept well since last night because I overslept yesterday afternoon and was late for work? It's so sad that it's rare to have a rest holiday to spread sleep disorder.
23. When the weather is cold, I overslept every day and was late for work. I'm going to buy a copy of "Learn to Out-of-Body Experience in 30 Days" online, and then wake myself up in the morning.
24. I think in my dream. What should I do if I am not ready for what is coming? Then I was late for work because I overslept! I woke up only to find that I had only slept for an hour, and then I was just dreaming. Me? Is it helpful? !
25. I had another nightmare, then overslept in the morning and was late for work. I feel uncomfortable everywhere. I felt so many negative emotions in the morning that I felt sorry for myself for two seconds.
26. I couldn't sleep during the day, but began to sleep in the afternoon and overslept. I'm late for work 13 minutes, alas! I don't know how to get rid of this sleeping habit, which has delayed me several times.
I overslept this morning and was late for work. The reason is that I had a dream and couldn't wake up. Do you know any dreams? I dreamed that I ate a buffet.
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