A joke about vegetables and melons.

1, Kelp: Heroes don't mention courage in those days, Kelp is not love the water.

2. Leek: Right? Leek? When singing, don't cut it.

Coconut: My shell is hard enough. If you die with me, you won't be able to eat your' good fruit'.

4. Apricot: Don't get too close to this girl. Can't you see I'm staring at you with almond eyes?

5. Persimmon: Brother, even if I haven't taken calcium supplements, don't always pick soft ones.

6. Cabbage: Don't guess my mind. You can't guess what I'm thinking.

7, pepper: not afraid of not eating spicy, I am afraid that spicy is not afraid.

8, kohlrabi: the head is big and the heart is not boring, who sees who is close.

9. Hawthorn: Don't play serial collision with me, I don't want to be a bunch of Sugar-Coated Berry.

10, durian: You want to play with me, I don't want to be like you!

1 1. Loquat: There is no road in the world. I left a bottle of loquat dew when I passed by.

Litchi: You can love me like Yang Guifei, but don't kiss me like Yang Guifei.

13, bergamot: Monkey Sun is afraid of being caught by my hand. How dare you touch me?

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