There is a joke about the difference between urban and rural life in the morning and evening;

1, country people have money to go to the city for a big meal; City people go to the countryside to eat wild vegetables when they have money.

2. Rural people go to the city to buy a house when they have money; City people have money and go to the countryside to repair graves.

3. Rural people have nothing to do to go shopping in the city; City people have nothing to do, so they go for an outing in the country.

4, the country people have a drink and enjoy it; City people drink too much, go to the toilet, throw up and continue to drink.

5. Chickens crow in the country in the morning; City people call chickens at night.

6, the country people are tired of work and taking a break is called enjoyment; City people are idle and want to go to the gym.

7. Country people choose cabbage with big color and say it tastes good; People in the city eat cabbage, pick it up when they eat it, and carry worms, saying it is green and pollution-free.

8. When the country people are rich, they want to build a small building and a house, which is said to be magnificent; When people in the city get rich, they will go to the countryside to build farmhouses, saying that they are close to nature.

9. Country people keep dogs to watch the house; People in the city keep dogs as if they were taking care of their own sons.

10, the countryman envied the white skin of the city people and said: Look how white and beautiful that prostitute is; The city people envy the dark skin of the country people and say, look how healthy that chicken is.