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The last cake is full, and the last word is the idiom of cake.

"There was a man who ate bread, but he was not full after eating the first cake, and he was full after eating the fifth cake. This person said that I was full after eating the fifth cake, and eating it next time is a process from quantitative change to qualitative change. If I don't eat the first four cakes, I won't be full if I eat the fifth cake. Through this sentence, people know that everything needs to be done step by step, and it is impossible to do it overnight.

In a movie, Stephen Chow and Ng Man Tat were invited to eat cake, which seemed to say (Don't leave when you are full).

1994 released |105min | Hong Kong | Putonghua

Director: Jing Wong

Starring: Stephen Chow, Ng Man Tat, Sharla Cheung, Xu Jinjiang and Christy Chung.

Type: funny

Some people eat three cakes and then say that they will not eat the first two cakes in the future, and then eat the third full cake. Therefore, the joke idioms "Fool eats cake" and "Fool eats salt".

There are two stories in The Hundred Analects of Confucius, a Buddhist literary work. One is "Fools Eat Salt", which tells that once a fool went to other people's house to be a guest, and the food was too dull. After the owner knew it, he added a little salt to it, which made it delicious. Then he thought, it tastes good because of the salt. A little salt will be delicious. Wouldn't it be better to add more? So he ate a lot of salt, and the result was bitter and astringent.

The other book is "Fools Eat Cakes", which tells that once a person was hungry and wolfed down a piece of cake. He doesn't feel full. He ate five cakes in a row, but he was still not full. So he ate the seventh cake, and just halfway through, he felt full. Men regret it very much and think; I'm full today, because I ate this half cake, and all the six I ate before were wasted. If I had known that I would be full after eating this half cake, I would have eaten this half cake first.

Of course, these two stories are jokes, and people will never do such stupid things again, but the philosophy contained in them will always inspire people. The protagonists of these two stories both made the same mistake, that is, going to school instead of going to school. Specifically, "fools eat salt" does not understand that people should eat salt in moderation. A certain amount of salt will make food taste delicious, but if it is excessive, it will become bitter. Although "fools eat cakes" and "fools eat salt" are different, they don't understand that quantitative change will cause qualitative change to a certain extent. His mind is full of cakes. In itself, it is the accumulation process of the amount of cakes eaten bite by bite. Eating enough is not only the function of the second half of the cake, but the function of all the cakes eaten. The second half of the cake is just the joint point from quantitative change to qualitative change. He doesn't understand this, just like "fools eat salt", he only sees one aspect of qualitative change and quantitative change, which separates the dialectical relationship between them. They only emphasize and see quantitative changes without qualitative changes; On the other hand, only recognizing the qualitative change, but not seeing the quantitative change, is a metaphysics that separates the dialectical relationship between quantitative change and qualitative change. This way of thinking is extremely harmful in our actual work and life.

Bible interpretation, Matthew 14: 13-2 1 talks about giving bread to five thousand people. Matthew 14: 13-2 1 says "five loaves and two fish", and five thousand people have enough to eat.

And 15: 32-38 is about "seven cakes and some fish" to feed 4,000 people.

The time and place of these two events are different.

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Five cakes and two fish, who can feed 5000 people? It's in the bible. As for Jesus Christ, it is possible.

Scripture: Mt.14: 15-2 1, 15: 32-39.

After reading these two verses, we will wonder why five loaves and two fish can feed five thousand people, so seven loaves can only feed four thousand people. Why can't 7,000 people be fed with 7 loaves of bread, or 4 loaves of bread can feed 4,000 people? Why waste seven loaves?

After these two miracles, Jesus once crossed the sea of Galilee with his disciples by boat. The disciples forgot to bring bread. There was only one bread in the boat. Some people were worried that there was not enough food. The Lord Jesus took the opportunity to teach them a lesson, saying: (Kyle Gospel 8: 14-2 1)

I broke five loaves and gave them to five thousand people. How many baskets did I take?

They answered, "Twelve baskets".

He broke the seven loaves and gave them to four thousand people. How many baskets did he pick up?

They answered, "Seven baskets".

We can make a list here, listing the established facts and possible facts together:

Seven cakes for four thousand people, leaving seven baskets of cakes.

Five cakes were eaten by five thousand people, leaving twelve baskets of cakes.

A cake may be eaten by 25,000 people, leaving 60 baskets.

There is no bread that can be eaten by countless people, and there is no bread left (Tai 16: 5 said: disciples forgot to bring bread, maybe there is no bread).

In the spiritual sense, we can explain it like this:

The more you rely on your own skills, the less opportunities the Lord has to show his abilities, and the smaller his achievements; The less you rely on your own skills, the more opportunities the Lord has to show his abilities and the greater his achievements. If you don't rely on it, the Lord will be fully responsible, and the effect will be even more wonderful.

The emperor was hungry and went to a villager's house. The villagers seem to give him bread to eat. The emperor was full and felt delicious in his palace. As a result, he went to the villagers and found Huangzhuyu Baiyutang.

When Zhu Yuanzhang was young, his family was very poor and he never had enough to eat. /Kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, his parents died of plague, so he was homeless. In order to have a meal, he was forced to become a young monk in his hometown Huang Jue Temple. However, there was a famine in his hometown soon, and the incense in the temple was neglected, so he had to go out for alms. In the meantime, he went through many vicissitudes, and often didn't eat a bite of rice all day. Once, he got nothing for three days in a row, hungry and angry, and fainted in the street. Later, she was rescued by a passing old woman and brought home. He put the only piece of tofu at home with a handful of spinach and red roots and green leaves, poured a bowl of leftover porridge and cooked it for Zhu Yuanjin. After eating, Zhu Yuanzhang was in good spirits and asked the old woman what she had just eaten. The old woman took pleasure in suffering and joked that it was called "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup". Later, Zhu Yuanzhang defected to the Red Scarf Army, became emperor, and tasted delicious food all over the world. Suddenly one day he was ill and couldn't eat anything, so he remembered the "pearl jade white jade soup" he had when he was begging in his hometown and immediately ordered the chef to cook it for him. The chef had no choice but to mix pearls, jadeite and white jade to make soup. After Zhu Yuanjin tasted it, he felt nothing was right. In a rage, he killed the chef and let a chef in his hometown do it. The cook is very clever. He thought to himself, since the emperor is not interested in the real "pearl jade white jade soup", I might as well take a chance with an imitation. So he replaced the pearls with ichthyosaurs, sliced red bell peppers with flying (flying is ruby), spinach with Cui (Cui is emerald), tofu with white jade, and fish bone soup. After offering this dish, Zhu Yuanzhang felt delicious as soon as he ate it, just like the old woman gave it to him, so he ordered it to be given to the chef. After the chef was rewarded, he went home sick and passed this dish that Zhu Yuanzhang liked to eat on to Fengyang's father.

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Eating bread means having enough to eat, which is one of the miracles performed by Jesus. He fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish. . . Jesus Christ has a rich life, and those who believe in him will never be hungry. He gives people the richness of this life and the richness of eternal life.

When you are poor, there is only one dollar left. Will you buy a one-yuan gift for your beloved or a cake for yourself and continue to earn money when you are full? You only need one yuan. You still want a girlfriend, dream on.

If the university is full, it will cost two thousand yuan a month. Is food too expensive? Our college is the most expensive in Henan province! Five dollars a cake! Yes, it is. If the family conditions are ok, eat well, otherwise plan a reasonable and healthy meal for a day.

I ate a sesame seed cake and a bowl of tofu pudding for breakfast, and I was full. Have breakfast at 5: 45. Is the appetite small? Normal appetite

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