Can anyone help me find the lines for Yang Yi’s cross talk "Running a School"?

"Running a School This Way" B: Look at our host, this handsome guy... He's really handsome, but his eyes are a bit small. A: Who said Brother Duan's eyes are small? Look at his eyes, isn't he? I can hardly open it. Hey, Sister Wang, I heard that you are rich? B: I made a little fortune, do you know what people call me? A: Yes B: Sister Chong, use money to talk to Sister Chong A: Oh, you are now Chou Sister, you are a rich man, you didn’t realize it. So after you, the rich man, got rich and got rich, where did you spend the money? B: Money... I bought buns. A: Buy buns? B: Ah, I bought pork buns, mutton buns, narcissus buns, bean paste buns, fennel buns, pork and green onion buns, mushroom and rape buns, leek and egg buns, Kaifeng Soup dumplings, Sichuan pickled cabbage dumplings, and the famous Tianjin Goubuli steamed buns. A: You open a steamed bun shop. B: Are you rich? A: If you have money, you can't just buy steamed buns. B: Oh, I don't buy steamed buns yet. Okay, I'm buying candied haws. You said, this one is from Tianjin... A: (Interruption) Okay... Okay, since you are rich, you can just buy these things. B: What's wrong? A: Since you are rich, Now, I know how to buy steamed buns and candied haws. Why don't you invest your limited funds into unlimited business opportunities? B: What should I invest in? A: To run education? B: To run education? A: Knowledge economy is based on education. You open a school? B: What A: Open a school B: Open a school, huh, that thing doesn't make money. A: Huh, who said it doesn't make money? Never heard of this saying? Ten drug dealers are not as good as one medicine seller, and three medicine sellers are not as good as one school owner. How can it not make money? B: It makes sense. A: There are schools opening everywhere, such as chef schools, computer schools, beauty schools, and driving schools. Even those who repair bicycles open a school. B: That’s nonsense again. They open a school for repairing bicycles. A: Just advertise and recruit students. This advertisement is so good. “Teaching, skills and distribution are included, and you graduate in two years.” B: Huh? Learn how to repair bicycles and graduate in two years. A: There are fast ones. Motorcycle repairs B: Motorcycles. A: It includes teaching, skills and distribution. It takes one year to graduate. B: It’s pretty fast. A: There are also fast ones. For those who repair cars, they will be taught and assigned, and they will graduate in half a year. B: You will graduate after repairing cars in half a year? ! This is too fast. A: There are faster ones. B: There are also faster ones. A: Someone who repairs an airplane. B: Someone who repairs an airplane. A: Oh, there are also faster ones. Those who repair airplanes provide teaching, skills and distribution. , graduated in one month B: Hi, I graduated in one month repairing airplanes A: I graduated B: I said that the airplane keeps falling down A: Crash course B: No matter how fast I am, I can’t make the airplane fall down A: Others repair it It's the winding airplane. B: Oh, it's a children's toy. A: You don't care whether they repair bicycles, cars, or airplanes. The tuition fees that people charge are better than buying steamed buns, right? B: Makes sense. A: Alas. B: Let me ask, what kind of school do you think I should start with my investment? A: Stop... You definitely won't invest. B: How do you know I won't invest? Who wouldn't do this to make money? A: Do you really plan to run a school? B: Yes A: If you really plan to run a school, I'll help you. Let’s open a dance school. B: Why should we open a dance school? A: You think, now that everyone’s living standards have improved, everyone needs happiness and health, and dance schools can solve it. There is a saying that people "jump with joy" B: How to put it A: This is the desire for a dance school B: Listen to what you said, you are really good at dancing A: That's why you want to invest Open the school. Let's open this dance school. You will be the principal. B: I...my principal. A: I am the teacher. Think about it, when we start this school, you are the principal and I am the teacher. You contribute the money and I contribute. B: Then let me ask, how much money does our school need to invest? A: Two hundred thousand is enough B: Two One hundred thousand investment, let me do the math. Two hundred thousand... If a student charges 10,000 yuan, let me do the math... A: Let me tell you, principal, how much do you plan to charge students when we start this school? B: Ten thousand yuan A: How can you charge 10,000 yuan? Well, how can you accept ten thousand people? B: What's up? A: Knowledge economy is based on education. What a great idea. What we run is a school that teaches education and dance. You charge people 10,000 yuan, and we charge the parents for sending their children here. If you charge someone 10,000 yuan, it is neither appropriate nor appropriate for you to ask for help.

No matter how poor we are, we cannot afford education; no matter how miserable we are, we cannot suffer for our children. B: That makes sense. A: How can you charge someone 10,000 yuan? B: That depends on your opinion. A: If you charge 5,000 yuan, do you still make money? U.S. dollars B: Huh? ! A: No matter how poor you are, you cannot afford an education. No matter how miserable you are... B: (Interruption) Stop shouting. I bet he is worse than me. A: What's wrong? B: We run this dance school and I am the principal. You are a teacher, so you must be a good dancer. A: That’s what you say. B: Can you show it to us today? A: What do you mean? B: How about doing a dance for everyone? A: What are you talking about? B: How about some ballet? A: Don't tell me, I have actually learned this ballet. B: I don't think you can dance. A: Why can't you dance? B: Look, you are like a mine. Everyone who dances ballet knows that you have to be 1.8 meters tall. A young man like you can walk under the table wearing high heels. A: Am I that short? Me, I don’t do ballet anymore, I dance Spanish bullfight. This dance still needs your cooperation. B: I need my cooperation. A: You come to the Spanish girl, I will come to the matador B: Come as you say A: Come as you say Dance B: Is this a Spanish dance? You are bullfighting! Are you kidding me about the principal? You will be angry when you see that I am rich. It sounds nice to say, "knowledge-based economy, education-based", but you want dollars from others. He also said that "poor people cannot afford education, and hardship must not suffer children." I can see that you are using me to run a fake school and make real money, you liar. You don't know anything, go! Walk! Walk! ….It’s so annoying A: Everyone has seen it, this is mad cow disease B: Who is it? A: Are you feeling embarrassed if I don’t dance with you in front of everyone? B: Yes! A: If so, I apologize to you. B: No need. A: It’s not that I won’t dance with you. People will laugh at me if I don’t dance well and the audience won’t criticize me. If you don't dance well, everyone will know that you are rich and you just don't know how to dance. I can't do it. This is the profession I rely on for my survival. If I don't dance well, it will affect my reputation in the dance industry. B: Return reputation. A: How can I still dance, how can I be worthy of my children, how can I be worthy of my family... B: Okay, from today on you don’t teach children anymore, and don’t ask for any reputation. Now, in front of everyone, if you tell me one or two dances you know, will it be considered as if you know it? A: You always speak so unpleasantly. Let me briefly introduce to you the dances I know. You may have never heard of them. B: This is not necessarily true. A: Let me tell you briefly. I know the dance of Lanling King, Feilei Kelebawu, Karagelzhuo dance, King Qin's breaking dance, Greek Zebenai dance, Awuasi dance, Ni Shang Yuyi dance. Have you heard of these? B: I really haven’t heard of it. A: These are some classical dances. Let me introduce to you some Chinese and foreign folk dances. Send drum, colorful drum, constant drum, child drum, hand drum, long drum, Taiping drum, mask. Dance, sacrificial dance, palace dance, Hora dance, Lagu dance, Yangko dance, red silk dance, water sleeve dance, straw hat dance, lion dance, dragon dance, shield dance, land boat dance, rising dragon dance, saddle belt dance, yunge dance Dance rumba, cha cha, dolman dance, ballet, foot dance, pole dance, water duck dance, tap dance, Eurasian dance, wave dance, jangdari dance, damanyi dance, weaving dance, doye dance, Clap dance, fan dance, peacock dance, Korean wave dance, swan dance, wheel dance, elephant dance, Bon dance, holy dance, hymn dance, umbrella dance, flower dance, bow dance, snake dance, pot dance, bamboo horse lantern dance, flower drum lantern dance, tea picking lantern dance, Kangbu dance La dance, pearl dance, Changyang dance, Nam Wang Wu Kok spiritual dance, country dance, net dance, respectful dance, social dance, lieutenant general dance, sports dance, farm dance, grass choreography, rice transplanting dance, harvest dance and scarf dance , Collection Dance, Youth Dance, Zongjiang Dance, Lotus Dance, Plate Dance, Veil Dance, Zhongluan Dance, Swallow Dance, Rose Dance, Red Flower Dance, Melon Planting Dance, Ball Shooting Dance, Damanyi Dance, Polo Dance Many dances, Buzemei ??dance, Axi jump dance, disco dance, Spanish bull dance B: You can dance so many.

So how about you show everyone a solo dance today? A: Okay, since everyone is so enthusiastic today, I will give you a unique and unceremonious dance that I am best at and most proud of, written and directed by myself. A dance performed by myself B: What dance A: Spiritual dance, B: I haven’t seen it yet A: You said, lighting engineer, turn off all the lights B: Why turn off the lights A: No need for this Lighting, I'd better light a circle of candles when I dance. B: You want that candlelight, where can I buy you candles? A: In this case, I will explain it to you. Without me, I can only give you a simple demonstration, but I cannot show it in a comprehensive way, because today's dance lighting cannot meet the requirements I want. When I created this dance, I thought it was very sacred, so I absorbed the essence of medicine, aesthetics, biology, sports sociology, psychology and life sciences in the contemporary world. This dance reveals the secrets between humans and animals, promotes the integration of humans and nature, and shortens the distance between humans and animals. B: Ah A: Especially because it plays an irreplaceable role in the world's cutting-edge scientific prevention and treatment of AIDS. B: Oh. A: Well, it's like that. Whenever I dance this dance, I first have to burn incense, bathe, change clothes, and fast. , that is, burning incense, taking a bath, changing clothes, and not eating meat. When I danced, I stood in the middle of a circle of burning candles with my bare back and bare feet. I had chicken feathers on my head and touched my face. Chicken blood, wearing a grass skirt around the waist, wearing foot bells on the feet, holding a spear in the left hand and a wine gourd in the right hand. Before dancing, I screamed, "Hey - ah -" B: This is coming A: "The heaven spirit opens, the earth spirit opens, the demons and ghosts leave quickly" B: You are a great dancer!