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What kind of personal experiences have you had?

I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I got up and went to the living room to smoke a cigarette. I found a cockroach. I chatted with him and told it all my dissatisfaction with life and the oppression of my boss. The cigarette went out. , I trampled it to death with my feet, it knew too much.

I sent a WeChat message to my dad saying that I was broken up. The next day he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who are they?"

Dad hesitated for a while and said, "Just the two of us, I won't bring your mother. You just fell out of love, so I bring my wife to show off your affection in front of you. It's not good!"