Joke 7 15 words

1. In the street, a funny man shouted: Who wants to be supported? The old lady who is nearly 90 years old said: It is good to have muscles. I do. But the young man said nothing and gave her a dirty look. Say grandma, stop it, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests!

Walking in the street, suddenly a man ran to me in a hurry.

Q: "Hello, what's the number of 1 10?"

Me: "Are you stupid? What is the number 1 10? You won't call 1 14 to ask? "

Then the man took out his mobile phone and dialed 1 14.

There is a new female colleague in the company.

The female colleague introduced herself, and I can see that she is very nervous!

Her legs were still shaking when she spoke. She said, "Hello everyone! I ~ My surname is Gou, naked! "

Our whole company laughed on the spot!

4. Go out for a drink with some brothers.

Brothers are even more awesome. They all drink a glass of white wine in one gulp.

After a few drinks, a buddy started talking nonsense.

I said, "Brother, have another drink."

The buddy replied, "Sister Yan Fu is good, but don't be greedy ...".

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