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What is the true level of several literati Zhuge Liang met in the war of words and Confucianism?
1. Zhang Zhao
The first person to appear is Mr. Zhang Zhao. As soon as he came up, he said, "I am a nobody in Jiangdong. I have heard for a long time that Zhang Zhaogao lies in the middle of the river, comparing himself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Recently, I heard that Mr. Liu Bei and Mr. Liu Yuzhou are in the cottage. Fortunately, Mr. Zhang thought that he was' like a duck to water' and wanted to sweep Jing Xiang. " But now Jing Xiang has turned to Cao Cao. I want to know what your intention is. "Mr. Zhang know this person, kongming. He was Sun Quan's first counselor. How can we convince Sun Quan if we don't hit him first?
So he calmly replied: "In my opinion, it is easy for my Lord to go to the Han Dynasty to get land. My Lord Liu Bei was humble and kind, and could not bear to seize his brother's business, so he ceded Jingzhou. When he was young, Liu Cong surrendered privately, which made Cao Cao crazy. " Now my Lord has other good purposes in stationing troops in Jiangxia, which idle people can't understand. " ?
Zhang Zhao said, "Sir, if this is the case, it would be self-contradictory. Mr. Wang compared himself to Guan Zhong and Le Yi, and Guan Zhong assisted Huan Gong to dominate the princes and unify the whole country; Le Yi supported the weak Yan State and won more than 70 cities in Qi State. These two people, but they are both helpful talents! However, without a husband, Liu Bei can still dominate the world and divide the world. Come on now, sir, but why did you lose your armor when Cao Bing came, run away, abandon the new field, go to Fancheng, lose when the sun shines, and rush to Xiakou, where there is no place to live? This failed to live up to Liu Biao's wish and failed to live up to the people all over the world. Then why is Liu Yuzhou not as good as when he has a husband? " Is this what happened to Guan Zhong and Le Yi? "
This is obviously a naked satire on Zhuge Liang, but Kong Ming was not angry when he heard it. He just smiled silently, and then gave many examples to whitewash himself. Seeing that Zhang Zhao choked up, he added, "People who talk big and argue eloquently rely on the pressure of vanity; Although I can sit and talk, I can stand and talk, but at the critical moment, I can do nothing and cope with all kinds of changes. -This is what really makes the world laugh! " Mr. Zhang Can heard it. Kong Ming is scolding him, but he can't help it.
2. Yu Fan
After the defeat of Zhang Zhaobing, Yu Fan asked loudly: "Now Cao Gong has a million troops and a hundred thousand troops, and they are eager to trample on and embezzle Jiangxia. What do you think? " Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao has millions of soldiers, but he is a rabble." . "What are you afraid of?" Yu Fan sneered: "You were defeated in the sun and there was nothing you could do. Now you come to someone else for help and say' not afraid'. This is really a big story! "
Kong Ming said, "How can my Lord resist millions of cruel people only by relying on thousands of kind teachers? Retreat to Xiakou, just to wait for a better opportunity. Now, you Jiangdong soldiers have enough food and grass, and there is a natural barrier in the Yangtze River. Some people will kneel down and surrender to cao thief, regardless of the ridicule of the whole world. Judging from this, Liu Bei is really not afraid of Cao Cao. " This made Yu speechless.
3. Buzhi
Just then, another person in the room asked, "Do you want to follow the example of Zhang Yi and Su Qin in the pre-Qin period and lobby Wu Dong?" When Kong Ming saw it, it turned out to be Bu Zhi. Zhang Yi was a famous debater in the pre-Qin period. He can't fight, he relies on lip service. This is obviously saying that Kong Ming is a man who can only argue with his tongue.
Hearing this, Kong Ming observed a moment of silence in his heart for Zhang Yi and Su Qin, and then said, "Did you only see the kung fu of Zhang Yi and Su Qin? Don't you see their spirit of not being afraid of power and death? They are both heroes among the people. Now, as soon as I hear Cao Cao's call, I'm clamoring for surrender every day, and I have the face to laugh at Zhang Yi and Su Qin. Don't you know that there is still the word shame in the world? " Bu Zhi was speechless and kept silent.
4. General Manager Xue
Just then, General Xue jumped out and asked Zhuge Liang, "What kind of person do you think Cao Cao is?" Kong Ming said without thinking, "Cao Cao is just a national thief." Xue always scoffed, "what you said is not appropriate. Since the Han Dynasty, Cao Cao now owns two-thirds of the world. People are all for him, but Liu Bei can't see the current situation clearly and wants to fight with Cao Cao. Isn't that throwing eggs at stones? Destined to be defeated. "
Hearing this, Kong Ming snapped, "How can you say such a thing without the affection of father and son and the level of ethics?" In life between heaven and earth, loyalty and filial piety should be the foundation of our life, and you, as a Han minister, eat your wealth, but you are disloyal. Gong Xue said that the fate of the world has returned to Cao Cao. This is really no father, no gentleman, no upright person. I don't want to tell you any more, so don't say any more. " Xue, who said this, was too ashamed to answer.
5. Achievements
After the defeat of Xue Zong, he made great contributions to the throne and asked, "Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes. After Prime Minister Cao Can, Liu Bei said that he was chasing Wang Jing of Zhongshan, but there was no evidence. He is just an ordinary man who weaves straw mats and sells straw sandals. What qualifications are there to confront Cao Cao? "
When this was said, Kong Ming was even more reluctant. Even if you insult me, now you will insult my master. Kongming said with a smile, "According to you, Cao Cao is a descendant of the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, let alone a minister of the Han Dynasty. He was supposed to think of the country of the Han Dynasty, but he was arrogant, held the imperial power, acted recklessly and bullied the monarch, which was not only arrogant, but also despised his ancestors, not just the Han Dynasty.
Liu Bei was an honest official in the Han Dynasty. Today, the emperor gave him an official rank according to Sejong's genealogy. What makes you say' no investigation'? Besides, Gaozu started from a mere pavilion, so what's so shameful about making seats and selling shoes? I think you are really a child's opinion, how can you argue with Gao Shi! "After the defeat, I was speechless.
6. Geng Yan
Five people have been defeated in front, but there are still people who don't know much about the world, and Yan Gang is one of them. Yan Gang said at the dinner table, "What I heard from Kong Ming was all unreasonable, so I don't need to say more. I just want to ask, do you have any classic comments? "
Kong Ming said, "Look for chapters and sentences. Those are pedantic people who don't know what people who are prospering the country are doing." In ancient times, Yin, who devoted himself to farming, Jiang Ziya, Deng Yu, who fished in Weishui, and other celebrities did not have any classics. Don't you just learn from those sour scholars, between pen and ink, counting black and talking about yellow, dancing with ink? "This is really a little face all don't give, Geng Yan depressed said, very hit, speechless.
7.cheng deshu
Just when Kong Mingxun finished talking about Yan Gang, Cheng Deshu laughed at Zhuge Liang for bragging, but actually he didn't have real talent and learning, which should be laughed at by scholars all over the world. Hearing this, Kong Ming was not angry. He just said, "Scholars can be divided into gentlemen and villains. A gentleman is loyal to the monarch and patriotic, sticks to justice, and strives to make his own contribution to the country and the times, so as to spread the good name of later generations; The villain will only study the skill of carving insects and concentrate on pen and ink. Although there are thousands of words in his works, he has no real plan in his heart. Just like Yang Xiong, although he is famous for his articles, he succumbed to robbers and committed suicide by jumping off a building in despair. What's the use of memorizing tens of thousands of words every day? "
Hearing this, Cheng Deshu was speechless.
Wu Dong has more than 20 counselors, and only 7 people really fight side by side with Zhuge Liang. Among these seven people, through their own words and Zhu Gekongming's refutation to them, we can easily see that Zhang Zhao is the only one with real talent and practical learning. Others are either talking on paper, or demoralizing others. What's more, they openly laugh at celebrities among the ancients, which is really not on the table.
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