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Looking for Zhu Peng's poems

Zhu Peng's Poems (1 1)

1, I love her again.

I stared at Xiaomei's photo.

Five minutes

It's been five years.

I fell in love with her again.

2. Dead fish

Because I didn't leave anything behind

So I won't take anything with me when I die.

I stared at the fish before I died.

Just like after death.

3. Sister, this is ...

Sister, I am wishing Nanliang today.

Scorching sun

I'm like an ant on hot bricks.

flee in all directions

Sister, you are not me.

I got lost at the gate of heaven.

Sister-

My distant relative

I went to the wheat field before the bell rang.

I haven't been back since the bell rang.

Leng Yan at the tip of the needle, and

Maimang is exactly the same.

Sister, your brother is in the hot sun.

Has been black and blue.

How many white clouds are there behind the swallow?

Not blue, sister.

The wind is very hot.

After the wind left, the city was full of golden flowers.

Sister, I am a soldier in shining armor.

shy

Sing for victory

Step 4 tell jokes

In the evening, I enjoy the cool in the playground with Xiaolan.

Eating popcorn while chatting.

She's a little sleepy.

Lying on my shoulder.

Gentleman avoids suspicion

I'm busy. Let me tell you a joke.

She blinked.

I said:

"Once upon a time there was a eunuch ..."

A long silence

She said:

"Come on, what's next?"

I said:

"There is no ..."

5. Give it to my lover

You can fly.

Fly like an angel

I know you don't want to be a kite with a ribbon.

So I gave you a pair of wings.

fly

Like an angel

You've tasted it all.

Sweet in the south and salty in the north, sour in the east and spicy in the west.

When you meet

It rains in the south and snows in the north, and the east wind blows in Xisha.

Remember to go home

6. The Sorrow of Literati

A writer of words

Sad!

No politics.

lack the means

Add politics.

Unable to be free

7. Girls and boys

She said to me,

On the bus, a boy gave her his seat.

Too proud.

He said to me,

On the bus,

Some girls kept grinding his thighs.

So helpless

8. I am a dog

When others are scrambling to make a piece of meat on you.

I want to be a dog after you shit.

9. Dad, forgive me

Dad, forgive me.

Forgive me for being ignorant.

I didn't learn to walk like a fly in the ice and snow.

Shenyang-

Why does it always snow in Shenyang?

Have you thought about my father?

He's going out

Shenyang-

When your malice flooded his knees

You don't know my father can run freely.

Shenyang-

I'm telling you, you are wrong.

Dad, forgive me.

Forgive me for being ignorant.

I didn't learn to weed and fertilize in the hot sun.

Nanliang-

A land that has been dry for more than ten years, Nanliang.

Are all your tears dry?

Who is it for?

Nanliang-

Your eyes are too insidious

Are you really thirsty?

Do you also like to sweat on my father?

Nanliang-

I'm telling you, you are wrong.

but

Dad, I haven't learned it yet

not have

I learned nothing.

I didn't learn anything-

Dad, forgive me.

Forgive me for filling my youth with your blood and sweat.

Carry a lot of money

I didn't learn your calligraphy.

I didn't learn your medicine.

Dad, forgive me.

Forgive me for sprinkling your warmth on my selfishness.

With warm love

For the girl I love but can't catch up with.

Give me hopeless love.

Dad-

Please forgive me.

Forgive me for standing on a childish tail.

Full of expectations

Dad-

Please forgive me.

Dad-

Can you still forgive me?

Dad-

10, what do you use to wipe your eyes?

Dirty all over

What to wipe dusty eyes with?

What to clean the window of the soul with?

For a long time, suddenly a tear fell.

1 1, the wind is gentle.

The wind is mild.

Although always menacing.

Rain is gentle.

Although I often wash away my wise mind.

I believe in wind and rain.

No doubt I trust you more.

time

Sunlight moves between your long hair.

Xing Hui stroked your neck.

Nothing happened.

Everything is progressing slowly.

Eyebrows-

When love doesn't know how to start

Please don't take the color of rejection.

Maybe you don't understand.

Although the young tree shook his head in despair

I also firmly believe that:

The wind is mild.