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The kindergarten teacher asked her students, "Who can make sentences with the word' affirmation'?" The first little girl said, "The sky must be blue.

The teacher said, "But sometimes the sky is gray or orange! The second boy said, "This tree must be green." The teacher said, "but in autumn, the trees will turn brown." "At this time, Chu in the back row stood up and asked," Teacher, does fart have color? " The teacher exclaimed, "Of course not!" "Well, I must have pulled my pants! Chu Xiangyang: I failed the arithmetic exam today.

Dad: Why? Chu Yangxiang: The teacher asked me what 2×3 was, and I said 6. Dad: That's right! Chu Xiang Yang: The teacher asked me how much 3x2 equals.

Dad: What's the difference! Chu Xiang Yang: That's what I said. 5-year-old son: (pointing to his mother's red mini skirt) Mom, you are so sexy today! Mom: Little boy, why are you talking to your mother like this? Who did you learn from? 10 year old son: (to younger brother) How many times have I told you not to mess with married women! The thirsty father put his son to bed and went back to the bedroom to get ready for bed.

"Dad!" Cried the son. "What is it?" "I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?" "You just drank it! Go to sleep, I have turned off the lights! " Five minutes later ... "Dad! I'm thirsty. Can't you get me a glass of water? " "I just said! You let me hit you again! " Five minutes passed ... "Dad!" "What's the matter now?" "Be sure to bring a glass of water when you come to hit me!" Son: Dad, I don't want to go to school today.

Dad: What's the matter? Son: Last week, a chicken died on the farm. The next day, I ate "roast chicken pieces" for lunch. A pig died on the farm three days ago, and I ate braised pork at noon the next day. Dad: So what? Son: Our English teacher passed away yesterday.

The precocious father found that his 10-year-old son matured prematurely and decided to give him early sex education. However, it is always embarrassing to talk about such things with children, but out of concern for children, the father still plucked up his courage.

"Son, dad wants to talk to you." "What's the matter, dad?

""Nothing, it's about sex. " Father blushed and his words faltered.

The son stared at his father's strange face and asked with concern, "Never mind, what kind of question do you want to know?" In the prayer church, a little boy prayed, "God! I only have a small wish, please move the capital to new york! " Hearing this, a priest asked the little boy, "Children, why do you pray to move the capital to new york?" The little boy replied, "There is a question asking where the capital is, and I answered new york." Mother-child dialogue: Mom! Can I play with grandma for a while? Mom: Yes, but you can't pick grandma's grave any more.

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2. If the above methods can't be solved, use the following methods to solve it: first, save the QQ expression you want to add to your computer, then open the QQ dialog box, open the expression, click the bottom line of "Expression Management", and after opening the expression management, there will be an "Add" on the upper right. Click "Browse" to open your saved picture file. You can select more than one picture and click "Open".