A sketch of uncivilized phenomenon in middle school students' classroom (short play)

Props: telephone, desk, chair, blanket, theater tickets

C: Students are having a hard time, and homework thieves play too little. Don't waste weekend time and sleep in the dormitory. (Yawning) I said Xiaojin, I'll sleep on my desk for a while. Don't call me if you have nothing.

J: Oh. What's the matter?

C: Then don't call me. (Yawning, get down to sleep)

(Phone rings)

J: (Pick up the phone) Hello. Who can I speak to?

D: is Chu there?

J: Oh, monitor. You're looking for Chu * *, aren't you? (Looking back) Chu-

C: (Exaggerated wave, indicating that he doesn't say he's here)

J: He, he's not here.

D: No? Tell him to call our dormitory when he comes. He has something to ask. (Hang up the phone)

J: The monitor wants to see you. Why don't you answer it?

C: forget it. what do you think will happen if she comes to me? It must be voluntary labor.

J: Oh, yes, we were called by phone last time.

C: Do you think it's easy for us to be brothers? (Take J's shoulder) The liberal arts class, nicknamed buddhist nun. Only three boys live on campus. That dead chubby is always engaged in extra-curricular tutoring on weekends, and everything is bullied on us. I tell you, this time I won't go (start singing) until I die, and I can't afford it until I lie down at night. (The way I lie down on my desk and continue to sleep)

J: Well, it's not good for the monitor to know.

C: (suddenly jumping up) Whether we can be treated as cheap labor is second, and the key is reputation, reputation. (Clap your hands hard and look very excited)

J: Reputation?

C: Yes, reputation. Last semester, you didn't live on campus. I was the only boy left at the weekend. The monitor forced me to go to Hokkeji for voluntary labor.

J: It's fine.

C: It's just a trip.

If you asked me to go, the master monk knew me. When I went out that time, he stopped. Call you a monk?

C: really? What's more, when I saw a beautiful girl on the way down the mountain, I wanted to go up and talk to her and get to know her. Before I spoke, she took the initiative to come up and say hello. You don't like Hokkeji, superfine product. Why don't you shave your hair because it's so long now?

J: huh? This job is really damaging.

(Phone rings)

(J refuses to answer it, and C pushes him to answer it)

J: Hello.

D: Is Chu * * back?

J:No. I have something to do. I don't think I can come back for a while.

D: Are you free then?

J: (he looks frightened and holds down the receiver of the phone) It's over, it's over. The monitor told me to become a monk this time. Come on, help me find a way.

C: Then you'll make do. Hokkeji is prosperous, and the salary is quite good. Maybe you'll be well-off after two years.

J: How do you cross the river and pull down the bridge?

C: isn't buddy thinking of you?

J: growing up, I studied hard, filial to my parents, and treated my classmates well. I had a secret crush next door

for less than a week, and then I disappeared into an empty door. Do you think I am unjust? (acting like he's going to cry)

C: Isn't this a joke? You've become a monk, so I'll live alone from now on. Just say you are ill.

J: Good idea. (into the microphone) ... Sick.

D: Sick? Who is sick? Your voice sounds healthy. Hey, don't pretend!

J: I mean that Wang Xiaopang in our dormitory is ill.

D: I told you to ask him to keep exercising at ordinary times. His figure, high blood pressure and diabetes, can't be saved by three cars in the snow hospital.

J: Yes, I did. I heard that he was still practicing skipping last year.

D: Did you get any results?

J: The result is enormous. He finished dancing, and the next day,

. Monitor, don't say anything more. I have to take care of Wang Xiaopang when he is ill. Dude, it's not appropriate to leave him here alone. (Hang up the phone)

(Beating his chest and panting) It's okay, it's okay.

C: What?

J: what you just said reminds me of the time when you asked me to be a volunteer traffic policeman on the road.

C: it's better than being a monk.

J: you don't know, man. I can't command the traffic policeman, can I? (Gesticulating) So I made a random gesticulation. An old man pulled his granddaughter and stood there for a long time. Finally, he told her that this boy was poor, but not as poor as he danced.

C: (Laughing) It was like dancing. Sister Furong could dance with you if she stood there.

< I understand you very well. (C and J sleep on the table together)

(D goes on stage and knocks at the door)

J: Who is it?

(knocking at the door)

C: It must be Xiao Gao next door. You forgot that he didn't make a sound last time, pretending to be a building manager, scaring us. Ignore him.

(knocking at the door)

J: Stop knocking, Xiao Gao. Don't be fooled by you. Go play basketball alone today. Chu and I are escaping from work. We can't go out and expose our whereabouts. (Surprised and frightened)

C: (With a look of nowhere to hide, he lifted the blanket over his head)

D: (Entering the room)

J: Monitor ... This is the boys' dormitory. Why did you come in?

D: the building manager went out, and I snuck in myself. (Walking inside)

J: You ...

D: (Seeing C and C covered with blankets shaking) What is this?

J: (rushes to get in front of d) Wang Xiaopang, look, he's so sick and trembling.

D: Sick?

J: It is also possible to meet a beautiful woman and be excited.

D: (Looking at the people in the blanket carefully) Well, Wang Xiaopang, why are you so thin? (approaching him)

J: I'm getting sick like a mountain. (blocking the front)

D: I was fine yesterday.

J: I was sick this morning. The attack on this disease was too fierce. I lost two pounds in the first hour, four pounds in the second hour and eight pounds in the third hour, which was exponential growth!

D: It's been more than ten hours since this morning.

J: Yes, that's why he lost weight ... (Wrench refers to calculation)

D: Forget it, the fourth hour is 16 kg, the fifth hour is 32 kg, the sixth is 64, the seventh is 128, the eighth is 256, the ninth is 512, and the tenth is 124. Total *.

C: monitor, I'm telling you, don't come here, I'll shout if you come here. I'll call you to break into the boys' dormitory. (Shouting) Help, indecent assault.

D: (sitting in the chair like you are about to cry) You ...

J: monitor, monitor, I'm sorry .. I really don't want to be a monk in Hokkeji any more.

J: I don't want to dance street dance either.

C: You said that every time we volunteer, we wouldn't accept it.

D: (Turn around) Who bothered you?

C: Then why do you always ask us to do coolies? We are willing to work for the class, but we always refuse. Fight the Japanese with my conscience ... never look back.

D: Fuck you. (Takes out two tickets for the drama) There is a famous drama troupe coming to our city this weekend, and I wanted you to see it.

J: I heard that this drama is very popular. Aren't only the top three students in the first year of high school eligible for tickets?

D: This is Mr. Zhang's ticket. He said that you should give you something in return for all the things you have done for the class. He didn't read it himself, but asked you to read it.

C: (surprised)

J: Chu * *, you boy, the dog bit Lv Dongbin.

C: Wang, Wang

D: And. It's for you, but you're just like him. Dogs bite Lv Dongbin.

J: Wang, Wang

C: Sorry, monitor, it's all my fault.

J: Monitor, in order to make up for the mistake, let's go and see it right now. (Looks like going out)

D: Now? (looking at his watch) The bus to the theatre has already left.

C: Huh? Then how do we get there?

D: Take a taxi.

C,J: Oh.

D: You can't use public funds. You two pay the bill.

C,J: Huh? -This article was transferred from

D: But the play was finished there.

C,J: Huh? -

D: You bring tools and come with me to clean the theater.

C,J: Huh? -

d: it's voluntary work in the school.

C,J: huh? -

D: Don't be late, 5 pm.

C,J: Huh? -

d: (walks out the door and turns around) Are you free?

C,J:Yes,madam. (Salute) The copy may be a little long. You can cut some.