Homophonic jokes, crossword puzzles, homophonic couplets and ancient poems about Chinese characters

Homophonic jokes, crossword puzzles, homophonic couplets and ancient poems about Chinese characters

A riddle about a word/word

1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.

7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼

8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal

Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.

10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half light.

1 1, crossword puzzle: bite more than half a name.

12, crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming.

13, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.

14, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy

15, crossword puzzle: even friends meet-boron

16, crossword puzzle: begging out of breath

17, crossword puzzle: four parties come to cooperate and contribute more-devices.

18, crossword puzzle: a change before greed becomes poverty-poverty

19 crossword puzzle: very generous-come back

20-character crossword puzzle: Banbu Chunqiu-Qin

a two-part allegorical saying

A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

joke

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

antithetical couplet

Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.

Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading

East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.

Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.

Baita Street, blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light and quenching purple iron, sitting facing south and beating things.

Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.

It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.

Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.

A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.

The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.

Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu

Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise

The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.

Smoke along the road

Fog covers the aviary, no fog.

There is a colleague in the world, a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers, with a low educational level. Once I went to the big city bureau to report the materials, I called: "Hello, is this the stationmaster of XX?" Our calendar has been sent out. Did you get it? "People don't understand:" What, what calendar? " He was anxious: "That's your personal calendar ....." The children had already laughed at it. Haha, that "resume" is said to be a "resume". It's really a big girl in a sedan chair-this is the first time I've heard of it. Since then, "calendar table" has become synonymous with him. This guy often makes jokes like this and that. There is a "LU ZHOU LAO JIAO CO.,LTD Co., Ltd." in the wine, which he has always called "Luzhou Old Kiln". People asked him what kind of wine he was drinking today, and he said, "Not the same, Luzhou Old Kiln? "The old kiln shouted too much, and the children called him' old kiln'. Of course, he also smiled: "Are you kidding? No better than a secretary? Grandstanding "-pour

Jin Gu Xiao

Jin Chengchun

It's warm and sunny in spring.

If you get rich first, you will get rich, and people will be happy.

Branches are in full bloom in New Chun-Li.

Cape longteng yeweixing

The earth is always purple.

The spring breeze is full of drunkards.

Qianshan sings Spring Festival songs together.

All the water sings a happy song together.

Eight-level workers worship the master-strive for Excellence

Throw half and eat half. 2. Disconnect half, connect half, connect or disconnect.

There is a colleague in the world, a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers, with a low educational level. Once I went to the big city bureau to report the materials, I called: "Hello, is this the stationmaster of XX?" Our calendar has been sent out. Did you get it? "People don't understand:" What, what calendar? " He was anxious: "That's your personal calendar ....." The children had already laughed at it. Haha, that "resume" is said to be a "resume". It's really a big girl in a sedan chair-this is the first time I've heard of it. Since then, "calendar table" has become synonymous with him. This guy often makes jokes like this and that. There is a "LU ZHOU LAO JIAO CO.,LTD Co., Ltd." in the wine, which he has always called "Luzhou Old Kiln". People asked him what kind of wine he was drinking today, and he said, "Not the same, Luzhou Old Kiln? "The old kiln shouted too much, and the children called him' old kiln'. Of course, he also smiled: "Are you kidding? No better than a secretary? Grandstanding "-pour

Jin Gu Xiao

Jin Chengchun

It's warm and sunny in spring.

If you get rich first, you will get rich, and people will be happy.

Branches are in full bloom in New Chun-Li.

Cape longteng yeweixing

The earth is always purple.

The spring breeze is full of drunkards.

Qianshan sings Spring Festival songs together.

All the water sings a happy song together.