Are there any jokes, riddles or brain teasers?

There are many jokes in it.

Brainstorm:

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Kirin.

(ice cream)

Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "Speak of the devil and he will come."

1 ~ 9, which is the laziest and the most diligent?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

Do one thing and never stop.

White plus white =?

little white rabbit

(2)

What line do orangutans like least?

Parallel lines do not intersect.

(banana)

What flower is the weakest?

Molly. This is a beautiful jasmine flower.

(powerless)

Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry better than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)

What animal did you kill but left your blood? Answer: mosquitoes

Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?

Rooster couples can lay eggs, hehe.

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher?

thermometer

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: He is aiming.

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Remove two points of ice.

Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.

Zhao Benshan "It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. This IQ is to be tested! "

Gao Xiumin: "There are not many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, I sold a car this year. This kind of life in America is quite good. I toss these idiots! "

Zhao Benshan "No.1 Iverson, please listen to the question. Say you have an illegitimate child who just turned 6 this year. He has never seen you before. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into your arms and calls you dad. What is this? "

Iverson was shocked and thought that all China knew I had an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Because you brought a group of women, you are a man! "

"Duncan, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls him the father of the referee. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it."

Zhao Benshan "wrong! Please ask the guest Rodman to answer the correct answer! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother. That referee is a woman. One year, she called me a technical foul and I touched her ass ... "(Si Kang quickly said to the photographer," Don't broadcast this paragraph! " )

Zhao Benshan "No.3 Kobe, please listen to the question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! How did he get there? "

Kobe smiled. "I think Jordan is old, old, how can I get along with him? Of course, he fainted! "

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "correct answer plus ten points! No wonder you got married so early! "

Zhao Benshan "No.4 Malone, please look at the big screen. On the big screen is the Warring States Jazz King. Malone elbowed Webber with blood all over his face. ) Excuse me: Which hurts, the left elbow hitting the head or the right elbow hitting the head? "

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Weber replied: "It's a headache! I have a headache! "

Gao Xiumin: The number five is Kidd. He drives very fast. He said that one day when you were driving through a narrow lane, a car drove right in front of you and you were about to hit it. You both stopped at the same time. There is no moon in the sky at this time, and the lights and street lamps are broken. How did you see that? "

Kidd blinked. "Because in the daytime! There is the sun in the sky! "

Zhao Benshan "deserves to be a point guard. Just answer this question! Nice to meet you, my brother. Can you give me a little tip? You reported your ticket when you came! "

"O 'Neill six, please listen to Gao Xiumin's question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers. The first one is called a fool, the second one is called a fool, and the third one is called a fool. "

"Three fools!" O 'Neill grinned.

Zhao Benshan "wrong! The third name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old man! " Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand and looked confused.

Zhao Benshan "King No.7". The villagers were all in tears when they saw the villagers. China has a high IQ, arachis duranensis. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a heavy smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They will go to space for a one-year investigation. Smokers brought ten cartons of cigarettes and alcoholics brought ten cases of wine. A year later, the two men got off the spaceship. The drunk is slightly drunk and looks satisfied, while the smoker looks depressed. Why? "

Wang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "He forgot his lamp!"

At this time, O' Neill shouted: "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan!" Scofield quickly pulled O 'Neill out. "Don't be a disgrace here. I won't bring you here in the future! " )

After the party, O 'Neill has been moping about the humiliation at the party. Back to the Lakers club, I happened to meet Fei Shuai. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a brain teaser. My father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a second fool, and the third is called what? "

Fei Shuai "Your father's name is really strange, but it's right! If you think I am handsome and smart, you can't ask me this question! Presumably this third child is O 'Neill! "

"no!" O 'Neill shouted, "The third name is Zhao Benshan!"

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Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why?

Answer: The wound sticks to the mirror.

If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Is this the earth?

What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize?

Answer: punch in and drink.

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?

Answer: Just push it away.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

Answer: Next.

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?

Answer: Three generations.

What melon can't be eaten?

Answer: fool

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99+9/9 = 100.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.

Answer: When going to the toilet.

When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer: aim at the target.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this?

Answer: eggs

In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Answer: It's all blank.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

Answer: newspapers

There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer: myself.

Which word is common all over the world?

Answer: Arabic numerals

Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up?

Answer: Cover your wife's eyes.

Does this ice look like aluminum foil?

A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)

Answer: swear (the letter is ball)

Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom)?

A: Everything is a thief.

Cattle in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming (four-word idiom)?

Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?

Answer: deserved it (cross turtle)

Girls hang their mobile phones on their chests (guess the name of the fruit)?

Answer: Litchi (milk machine)

Why do some people like reading comics?

Answer: boring.

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why?

Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth means every night.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly?

Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

There is a medicine that you want to take at the drugstore but you can't buy it. What medicine is this?

Answer: regret medicine

People often jump from ten meters high without any safety devices. Why?

Answer: high platform diving

What rain will kill people?

Answer: Bullets.

Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

What's the impact of canceling morning self-study?

Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.

Why is there a hole in the ground after Dr. J finished 10 push-ups?

Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.