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A few annoying female colleagues
Several annoying female colleagues must pay attention to their manners in the workplace, otherwise they will hate you, so it is difficult for them to gain a foothold in the workplace. Let's take a look at some annoying female colleagues and related information.
Some annoying female colleagues 1 1, coquetry.
Say hue, a bit heavy; Say frivolous, a little light; Show off, very accurate. Originally, a woman's coquetry is an indescribable charm, but if you coquetry at a male colleague or a male leader, haha, it really makes people get goose bumps all over. The purpose of this female colleague is simple: to survive by showing off. They feel good about themselves because someone is willing to be their umbrella.
A phone call, a greeting, male colleagues must appear in front of her, listen to her command and let her use it. However, we should not underestimate them. When they are spoiled or angry, it means that there has been a major change. Therefore, such a female colleague can dream that one day, the earth will revolve around her instead of around the sun.
2. Jealousy type
Once the jealousy of female colleagues breaks out, it is terrible, such as mountain torrents and beasts, fierce wolves and tigers, which contain immeasurable lethality. Look, this is the disaster of the East Wall, and it is unfortunate for no reason. There is no rule and it is impossible to prevent it:
For example, your boiled eggs were quickly picked out by them; The deer you drew was quickly described as a horse by them; You are clearly wearing clothes, but they say you are the new clothes of the Yellow Emperor. There is also a jealous female colleague, who always smiles at you and refuses to accept it from the heart, making people unpredictable and secretly betraying you. Oh, you count her money together.
3. Love to talk.
Their tongues must be longer than others, otherwise how can they hold so many parents? They must have less work than others, otherwise how could they have time to be so free. Every story is so vivid and every plot is so detailed. They can turn sesame seeds over and over, fry beans and tell the moon that it is round and missing. They are the best extras, the strongest enthusiastic audience and the best amateur speakers. Hollywood studios lost them, which is really a heavy loss!
4. Romantic style
This is a group of highly sensitive and pretentious lesbians who can't afford to care. Every help, care and greeting from the opposite sex will be mistaken for that. Therefore, they always sigh affectedly, angrily and emotionally in front of colleagues: that day, I could have crossed that ditch, but someone had to hold my hand tightly and drag me over; That time.
I can climb that peak, but someone has to hold my waist tightly and push me up. Oh, what a pity! It's disgusting. So, brave comrades, next time, if you meet such female colleagues, I suggest: let them fall directly into the ditch and roll off the cliff.
5. Exclude same-sex types
This kind of female colleague is born a magnet, attracting only the opposite poles and rejecting the same poles. None of them know their friends. When they are with the same sex, their eyes are dim, bored, depressed and indifferent. However, once the opposite sex appears, their eyes are bright, refreshed, laughing and enthusiastic. They often dare to turn a blind eye to lovers or girlfriends introduced by male colleagues in front of everyone.
Dare to neglect other female companions around me, but also wantonly chat up male colleagues and flirt, and even dare to pull male colleagues' ears and twist their bellies with a little alcohol. The result: the vinegar altar knocked over rows and rows, which triggered a big war. If the fake play really comes, it's called chaos. If you are still talking about someone, if you meet someone, suggestion: take a detour.
6. Full yellow type
Their mantra is "TMD, NND, JB, pour, grass" When we first met, we were really shocked. It's nothing. Although these female colleagues are harmless in nature, they are still unbearable. For example, they are especially good at co-acting a few yellow jokes or black jokes with some like-minded male colleagues at banquets.
If we can tolerate the rude mouth of male colleagues on weekdays, but at this moment, listening to the rude mouth of female colleagues, we all feel on pins and needles. Yes, in this era, there is freedom to speak, freedom to curse and freedom to fart. However, farting in public, even a beautiful woman, still stinks a lot.
7. Female chauvinism
This is a typical slave group. They got together to preach how to subdue men and treat them like cattle and horses. Tearing men's faces in front of colleagues is also their usual style. Be careful, if you are having fun with their men, they will suddenly appear and a gust of wind will overturn the mahjong table; If you are happy to drink with their men.
They will suddenly attack, smash beer bottles, and then slap their men twice. Whether the embarrassed faces of comrades are blue or white. But if you marry such a female colleague, congratulations, in this life, there is only one national first-class protected animal-tigress.
A few annoying female colleagues 2 the first kind: gossip.
Their tongues must be longer than others, otherwise how can they hold so many parents? They must have less work than others, otherwise how could they have time to be so free. Every story is so vivid and every plot is so detailed. They can turn sesame seeds over and over, fry beans and tell the moon that it is round and missing. They are the best extras, the most enthusiastic audience and the best amateur speakers ... without them, Hollywood studios really lose a lot!
The second type: romantic.
This is a group of highly sensitive and pretentious lesbians who can't afford to care. Every help, care and greeting from the opposite sex will be mistaken for that. Therefore, they always sigh affectedly, angrily and emotionally in front of colleagues: on that day, I could have crossed that ditch, but someone had to hold my hand tightly.
Drag me over; That time, I was able to climb to the top, but XXX insisted on hugging my waist and pushing me up ... alas, it was shameless and annoying. So, brave comrades, next time, if you meet such female colleagues, I suggest: let them fall directly into the ditch and roll off the cliff.
The third type: single spinster type
This is a good flower. It was picked a long time ago. Will it still be here? Physical and mental trauma has made them more arrogant, sensitive, eccentric and incredible than before. Be careful, either they have been silent for thousands of years, or Sister Xianglin will come. Once they talk to you, they will be passionate, gushing and splashing water for hours. Don't interrupt, don't be distracted, and don't want to sleep. Just listen, don't show excessive sympathy and care, otherwise, she will doubt what you want to do to her.
Several annoying female colleagues 3. I like to lose my temper
In the workplace, you will always meet such a woman: yesterday, she chatted well, but today, as soon as she goes to work, she gives you all kinds of problems, which makes you nervous and inexplicable.
In life, many women like to bring personal emotions to work. They spray at people and get angry at people. She won't give you a good face until she loses her temper and feels comfortable.
Second, love to be clever.
The trivial matters are equally detailed, and they have no opinion at all when they encounter major events. When something goes wrong, they always like to push it on others.
Third, love gossip.
Gossip, gossip and gossip enrichment are always the favorite things for some working women.
I remember that a colleague in our company broke up with his girlfriend and was very depressed, so I went to talk to a female colleague in the same department.
As a result, within two days, the whole company knew that his girlfriend had cuckolded him.
Fourth, love vanity.
The biggest interest in going to work every day is to show off to you, generally only for female colleagues around me.
What? My husband gave me a brand-name bag today. Where will he take me tomorrow? ...
The purpose of their showing off is to let you see her happiness and your own misfortune!
5. Strong jealousy
Don't look down on others, especially the female colleagues around you.
If you make a mistake at work, she may sincerely comfort you; But you are better than her. She must speak ill of you behind your back.
Six, shameless
For the position, for the money, you can sell your body, betray your family and sacrifice your dignity.
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