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How to make a person cry in one sentence?

1. Flowers are cold and rainy, and people are independent.

Naihe Bridge is in the water, and the flowers on the other side are the most beautiful. Take a sip of Meng Po Tang and ask who is life and death.

3. When the sun rises, dry me alone.

Four. It's hard to keep a person's heart in thousands of pairs of eyes.

5. I love someone three times, four times, five times, six times, seven times and eight times.

6. You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early.

Seven. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day and drink the Yangtze River water.

8. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go;

If you can't bear it, if you can't let it go, it will be painful.

9. The biggest regret of being a man is to give up what you should insist on easily and stubbornly insist on what you should give up.

10. Spending the rest of your life with you is the best, and spending the rest of your life with memories is the worst.

1 1. That person, if he didn't see it, he missed it, and if he met it, he was wrong.

12. Standing by your side after the sea of people, I just want to say: I will spend the rest of my life meeting you, and it doesn't matter if I am late.

Thirteen. A person is not lonely. I miss being alone.

14. Don't always leave me alone.

15. Don't always think of me when you don't expect it.

Sixteen years old. In a person's life, no one leaves without saving enough disappointment.

17. Survival always misses two things inadvertently: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply.

18. Men always feel that there are fewer women suitable for them before they get married, and only after they get married do they find that there are more women suitable for them.

19. If you are good, I won't bother you, and emotion will put you in a lonely prison.

Twenty. I have already seen through the coldness of the world, but I don't know that people go to tea to cool down.

2 1. Not loving is a lifelong regret, and love is a lifelong tribulation.

22. Falling into the dream of the world of mortals for no reason has caused 3,000 troubles.

23. Flowers bloom again on the stranger, and you miss each other for another year. You haven't arrived yet, wait for the next year.

24. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade;

Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim;

Listen, I woke up and started complaining;

Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused …

I forgot the year, month and day when I carved a face on the wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.

In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly and miss a face.

Please think about your perfunctory words before blaming me for getting farther and farther away from you.

If a pair of eyes shed tears for me, I would like to believe this sad life again.

A woman should not leave your sincere love to a cold-blooded animal.

You will eventually delete what you desperately want to keep.

You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but cry for the same person over and over again.

The tears I shed for you broke my heart. Who will comfort me?

I live in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and you live in the lower reaches. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.

The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop, and neither will their lovesickness and parting hatred. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.

Leave your tears to those who love you the most, and your smile to those who hurt you the most.

When everything is over and love is still there, it is the most painful.

Others like you, I can let you come back, but you like others, what can I do?

Looking at the world through tears, the whole world is crying.

It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you saw the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.

Listen to the world with a broken heart, the world is turbid. Looking at the world with tears, the world is blurred.

There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

I shed too many tears for love. For you, I have paid too much sincerity. Now I'm tired and want to let go.

I tried my best to keep your heart, but you tried your best to break mine.

A very sad sentence: at this age, the people you meet again are all people who have had others in their hearts.

There is a reason why two people can't be together. At least one of them is preventing you from falling in love.

Invitation 1. Hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. You can't always have someone around to spoil you. Learn to love yourself.

2. If one day, in a noisy city, we pass by, I will stop and stare at the leaving figure and tell myself that I once loved that person.

I think the saddest thing is not meeting, but meeting in a hurry, getting it, losing it, and then tangled into a scar in my heart. It hurts when it hurts you.

I once naively thought that if I treat anyone sincerely, I can get true friendship and true love. Later, I met some people and experienced some things before I realized that everything was just what I thought.

5. To forget someone is not to think about it, but to think about it occasionally, but there are no waves in my heart. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

6. I have disappeared, and you don't know my existence; I shed tears, you can't see my scars; I gave up, you can't see my efforts; I am silent, you can't hear my heart. Love a person, sometimes there will always be some sadness.

7. The saddest thing is to meet, get and lose in a hurry, and then leave a scar in my heart. It hurts when it hurts you.

8. Some people stop eating fish for fear that the fishbone will prick them. Many people, for fear of hurting themselves in the process of doing things, refused the beginning of everything.

9. Do you remember those vows of eternal love? Live together, live together, and now it has become a star in your heart, out of reach and out of touch.

10, some things, just after repeated disappointment, suddenly figured it out; Some people, after watching it again and again, suddenly bow their heads.

1 1, you said that youth is a handful of change, and you can just get a can of beer, drink it at dusk, then say goodbye with a smile and get up and leave with red eyes.

12, you thought for a long time and finally sent "good night". He is chatting with her happily. "Ha ha ha ha, someone sent me good night every day. It's so annoying. " Ha ha ha ha, really? Leave her alone. Let's talk. "Your concern may become a joke to others.

13, I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever. It's hard to have a pure love now. I can't let go of my pride and figure. There are too many people and too many things.

14, I don't have the ability to love someone like that today. I only had cardiac arrest, but I didn't respond. At that time, they were young and inexperienced, and now neither of them can turn back.

15, time has brought some people and made them leave in various ways, probably to teach us to relax, get used to and let go with pain.

16, love ends in hate, love ends in fireworks. Whether you spend your whole life or generations in love, what you love is actually just a fireworks in the world of mortals. Fireworks are dazzling, but only for a moment.

17, during that time, I locked my heart and didn't let anyone see my helplessness. I know you will come back, so I can wait for you.

18, the cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back. This is a simple sentence, to keep two people who were close to each other at a distance.

19, sometimes build a wall. In fact, we don't want to shut everyone out, just wait for someone who cares enough to tear down the wall.

20. Some songs sound boring. Some things are said and forgotten. Some injuries, think about it and cry. Some people walked away.

2 1. If one day you walk into my heart, you will cry because it is full of you. If one day I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there.

22. There are only two kinds of people who will carefully read a person's diary and mood and try their best to understand it. One is the person you like, and the other is the person you like.

23. In my heart, there is another person I like best. Although we haven't known each other for a long time, I can assure you that as long as my heart beats, you will always be in my heart.

24, some stories, except memories, no one will stay; Some helpless, in addition to silence, no one will say; There are some things that no one will understand except yourself.

25. Eat when you are hungry, and no one gives you bread. Sleep when you are sleepy, and no one stays up with you. Cry when you are tired, and no one will give you a hug.

26. You are so busy that you forget that I need company. You are so busy that you forget that I will be lonely; You are so busy that you forget that I am waiting for your call. You are too busy to remember your promise to me. But do you know that love should not be cherished when you have time?

27. I thought a butterfly couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Later, it was discovered that it was not butterflies that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

28, some things, we know is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

29. He said, I'm tired. Let me calm down for a while, okay? Just say yes, because he came to inform you, not to ask your permission.

30. If loving someone makes you lose your self-esteem, then stop loving. No matter what you do, the other person will never be satisfied, because love without self-esteem is worthless. Even if the other person accepts your love, it is only out of sympathy and pity.

3 1. Loving someone means loving the present with her, but remembering the past with her, telling her how she secretly liked her in those days and staring at her from a distance.

32. I used to think that leaving is leaving someone you don't love. When I grow up, I find that there is a kind of parting, that is, leaving the person you love, and there is a kind of parting, that is, wiping my tears and never looking back.

33. Time is like an endless torrent, which is gone forever. Even before we had time to read and review, it had already rolled away, leaving us with endless nostalgia and a sigh.

34. Everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't understand me and I don't blame you.

35. Give me an invitation when you get married, too. Happy, sad, angry and gentle. I've seen your appearance, and I just want to see what you don't belong to me in the end.

36. The old man hurried into the bedroom, then hid the cigarette in a small corner of the house, ready to rush into the bathroom to brush off the smell in his mouth. Suddenly, he stopped. Then I sat on the sofa and cried. It turns out that my wife has been gone for half a month.

37. I can't tell what it feels like to feel cold from the heart. In short, the thought of you is far away from me, and the whole person seems to be frozen for an instant.

38. No amount of words can tell the pain in my heart, no amount of laughter can hide the pain in my heart, no amount of love words can continue to write in my heart, and no amount of beauty can match the habit of time polishing.

39. The real disappointment is not shouting, crying or losing your temper with you, but being silent. I don't think everything you do has anything to do with me.

40. I am not afraid of being stabbed in the back. I am afraid that when I look back, I will see that the person who stabbed me in the back is the one I treated with my heart; I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid he will tell it as a joke in the future.

4 1, I used to like you, I used to regard you as my only one, I used to cry for you at night, but you didn't look back, didn't see or care.

42. Love is the sand in the sea. Only by caring for it with your heart, moistening it with tears and painstaking efforts, and letting it indulge in your heart, can it become crystal.

43. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui for the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

44. You give him your heart and he throws it away without looking. You grab his hand and cover the hole in his left chest, and his disgust for you goes straight to your eyes. You still smile and say it doesn't matter. You can wait, but you forget that you have no heart.

45. Some destinies are doomed to be lost, and some destinies will never have a good result. You don't have to be loved, but if you have someone, you must love him well.

46. I finally found that the person I loved deeply had disappeared from this world as early as the day I said goodbye. Love and yearning in my heart are just memories.

47. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, so why should you wronged yourself? No matter how painful or sad, people can't see it.

48. No matter how long it takes, some things will not fade away. Although it is always treated coldly, it always hurts in my heart, and it will be miserable once it is touched slightly.

49. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness. In the end, no one belongs to anyone.

If we didn't meet, we wouldn't hate each other. Without love, there will be no love. If there is no resentment, there will be no quicksand at the fingertips.

The general director announced that he would try to cry today, and the best performer was the protagonist of the new blockbuster. There was crying in the studio.

1. Even though thousands of messages have been sent between us, our hearts are never closer than one centimeter.

You walk out of my world, it is better to be together, but you can't feel my existence. At least now I can make it clear that I am alone.

You left, and I made myself look like you.

4. Dare not go out during the day. Only when the lights are brightly lit at night do I feel less lonely when I see my own shadow.

It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella. But I held back because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do.

6. I can only practice what I dare not say to you in front of the mirror, but I haven't seen it respond once.

7. Every time you celebrate your birthday, I will buy a cake, book a table for two in a romantic restaurant, light a candle silently, and wish you a happy birthday with her.

8. In order not to be squeezed on the road of love, fate makes most people single.

9. At my most incompetent age, I met a girl who wanted to take care of her life most.

10. Drinking is a song that can't hide from the night and the deserted streets.

1 1. I pretend to chat with my mobile phone and see something interesting and laugh. No matter where I am, on the street, I can't live without my mobile phone, but there is nothing. . . There's really nothing. . .

12. Today, I saw a man whose back looks like yours. Then I watched it for a long time.

13. What I dare not do is take a nap. If I sleep until six or seven o'clock and wake up as soon as it gets dark, I will feel abandoned by the whole world, and loneliness will be vividly displayed at that moment. . .

14. Later, I secretly saved a lot of your photos, but I can't find our photos anymore.

15. Even if two people sleep in the same bed, they are still alone with their eyes closed.

16. What I have is luck, but what I lose is life.

1. Never see each other again for the rest of my life. I'm afraid I'll lose my dignity.

Growing up is really boring, even happiness is wrapped in bitterness.

I can get through the late autumn without you.

Seriously, I am more serious than anyone, but I still love you so much in the end.

Endless sadness can only be a joke, and endless past events have to drift away with the wind.

6. There is always a person who was just a passer-by in life, but became a frequent visitor to memory.

7. After drinking your wine and holding your hand, you still have nothing.

8. Things have changed. I stood there, smiling at the past fleeting time.

9. None of us know how to love, but we know how to hurt.

10. Your nature is cold and thin, but I insist on a moth to the fire.

1 1. Suddenly there is no expectation and I can't be happy anymore.

12. Feelings always waste people, and the afterlife will not be a lonely soul.

13. Others can see your scars, but they can't feel your pain after all.

14. Some people say that time makes people forget the pain. I don't think time can only make people get used to pain.

15. Don't think too complicated. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.

16. Love you can't get is the wind after all, and you will leave after staying for thousands of times.

17. I just want to be mature and want to get old. Time is finally useless.

18. Some things, nothing, just don't want to understand.

19. I have been to your city and met the people you love, and I will gradually feel relieved in the days to come.

20. You are someone else's scenery, but my eyes are moist.

2 1. acacia tree, fleeting, mistakenly by the west wind for no reason. People are haggard, only for whom, red leaves and flowing water do not follow.

22. Loneliness is probably like this. No one laughs with you and bears your sorrow.

23. I can understand and accept many things, but I will still be sad.

We seem to have forgotten that relationship. I forgot it on purpose, but you forgot it inadvertently.

25. Those who want to leave never lack excuses, and those who want to stay don't need to stay.

Adventure in the well, boss Zhang cried;

Some people say: Why is it difficult to drill a hundred meters well? It doesn't know that it has some scientific truth. How to treat the terrain of 100 meters underground?

This underground 100-meter-long earth-rock layer was formed after hundreds of millions of years of deposition. Hundreds of millions of years ago, it was underground 100 meters, just like the ground where we live now: it has rivers, lakes and mountains. When a well drills into the gravel layer of an ancient river or lake, it has an inexhaustible source of water. According to the jargon, it is to drill in Long Mai, otherwise all previous efforts will be in vain!

200 1 September, the construction team entered the construction site: if the project goes smoothly, then smile! If you fail, you will pay the price of 10 agricultural income without eating or drinking! Pay off the foreign debt. That's really naked driving out wolves-bold and shameless!

You think: 100 meters underground terrain is complex, who can figure it out? There is a proverb in the countryside: "If you have money, don't drill a black hole!" "Besides, we have no money. If you want to use money instead, you must get a vote from the credit union to beat 500 yuan. Is that really a drop in the bucket? Do you have a headache? Are you bored or not?

At that time, the reinforced concrete "houses" built in rural areas were less than 200 yuan per square meter. Moreover, the total cost of the well I invested was more than 20 thousand yuan, which was an astronomical figure in the countryside at that time. Don't talk about it if you don't build it: this construction is a hot potato, you can't eat it, you can't give up. People often say: fear, fear, ghosts everywhere! The ghost really came when the earth cylinder was drilled and the cement well pipe was run!

When the workers lowered the well pipe to 10m, the pipe got stuck and they couldn't get up or down. It's a whole day and they can't do anything. The boss surnamed Zhang was so anxious that he didn't say anything, and more than 100 people from the production team were staring at each other.

Because this is my project, I want to be in charge. I just left the scene for a while, and when I returned to the scene at night, I was scared out in a cold sweat. Boss Zhang thought of a bad trick, tied a rope around his waist, put him in the well section by section, and pulled the well pipe up, which had to be pulled to the ground for six sections. (One section of pipeline is 1m long and weighs about 400kg)

I climbed to the wellhead and said in a commanding tone, "Boss Zhang, come up at once!" " Then he said in a threatening tone, "If you don't come up, I'll immediately break up more than 100 people who helped, and unload all your burdens." Boss Zhang also argued with me: "What are you afraid of? You don't have to bear it when you die. " "I'm a little angry." Is it money or life that matters? Have you considered the consequences of sending your life into this well in case a large borehole wall collapses? " I went on to say, "in case my sister-in-law didn't tell the old man!" "Does your daughter have a father?" As soon as our voice fell, boss Zhang felt wronged and cried into tears!

Hard work pays off! The pumping well invested by 200 1 will run for 20 years. 、

(a) you insist on leaving, regardless of my retention, have you ever known how I feel? When your back disappeared at the end of my field of vision, I was already crying, and my face was full of tears. I respect your choice. If one day you want to come back, you will come to the intersection where we broke up. Rain or shine, I will wait here, eager to catch your delicate hand.

(2) You say you are in love with someone else, but, fool, have you ever asked how much others will love you? I gave it to you, but all I have is not only my people, but also my heart. I like your willfulness, including your lying to me, but I have to give in and I can't get you back. I still have your lip prints on my forehead and my kisses on your face. If you want to go, go ahead. When you understand my kindness to you, I may have married a girl who is better than you as soon as I turn around.

A word to the sad place. Everyone is injured to different degrees, so find the key points.