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Have some super funny jokes.

A pedant is visiting a friend's house.

Suddenly it rained heavily, and my friend said, "It rained again, and we talked about speculation. you

Why don't you spend the night at my house? "

"Ok, thank you for staying." He agreed, but suddenly he disappeared.

My friend thought he went to the toilet and didn't care.

An hour later, he came in in the rain and was soaked to the skin.

A friend asked him what was going on.

He said, "I'll go home and inform my wife that I won't go home because of the heavy rain tonight."