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The king of distrust

One day, our old king unfortunately got "king's disease", and the symptoms were as follows: he fell asleep as soon as he sat in the dragon constellation.

But I was very excited when I saw the seesaw in kindergarten; When you face a big meal, you will pull a long face, but when you smell the street,

Fried stinky tofu drools!

The best doctor in the palace said, "Give me one day and I promise to cure the king."

Everyone believes him, because he never misses, and even the queen's cat catches a cold with her tongue.

But this time, the problem is: as long as the old king rules, the country will have no monarch for one day. What can we do?

The old king said, "What an ancient brain! I'll just pick anyone and let him be! "

The old king opened the population book a little, and the lucky one was born ―― Li Daqi of Fairy Tale Primary School, the new king! straight

Fortunately, Li Daqi went to school for too long and got an "exam disease". The doctor said that being king is the best prescription to treat "exam disease".

Daqi swarmed into the palace. His secretary, miss smart, ran around him, constantly conveying the precautions:

"As a king, you can only give three orders a day. This is written into the laws of the kingdom. Please refer to "Wang" for specific terms.

Code "on page 6758, line 39 ..."

Daqi waved, "I see, now I am the king!" " "

Miss Smart stepped back cautiously. So Daqi gave the first order-

The class time is changed to 10 second, and the class time is 55 minutes!

Wow, this is really the dream of all students! This is what school is like now-

The teacher rushed into the classroom as soon as the bell rang. "class!" "

The monitor shouted "stand up" and the students stood up.

The teacher said, "Hello, classmates!"

The student replied, "Hello, teacher!"

"Please sit down." The teacher said that, turned around and wrote the topic on the blackboard.

At this time, the students shouted: "Ten, nine, eight, seven ... three, two, one!" " "

Ding's class bell rang, and the teacher hasn't finished writing the topic of this class.

I really enjoyed this recess. First, the students watch the birds on the tightrope fall in love, and then watch the clouds in the sky.

A horse turned into a banana, and then a banana turned into a dinosaur ―― look down at the watch: Hey, there are still thirty minutes left!

"Well," suggested the tall and fat classmate, "shall we have a football match?"

Anyway, there is plenty of time, and the students all agree. So everyone took the football to the playground and you came and went, shouting loudly.

After playing for twenty minutes, everyone went back to the classroom exhausted and sweaty. But there are still ten minutes. What should we do?

Many students are looking forward to class, but the teachers are very disciplined. They won't come until the bell rings.

"Let's do something exciting," Zhao said. "I want to climb the tree and dig the bird's nest!"

There is a towering tree next to the playground. Its trunk is straight and taller than the teaching building. The bird's nest is firmly fixed in the big frame.

The top of the tree is about three stories high. Zhao's skill of climbing trees is really not so good. He tried to slow down.

Teng Teng rubbed against the middle of the tree. After a sweat, he turned around and waved smartly ―― it's broken, one hand can't hold it! Daniel (male name)

Just fall!

"Ah-!" The female student exclaimed.

Bang! Fortunately, it fell halfway and was blocked by branches. Daniel is dangling from the thin branch, which is about to break.

At this critical moment, teachers finally appeared. A teacher rushed into the office and shouted for help. others

The teacher gathered around the tree, ready to step forward. Before long, the fire brigade arrived. Several players climbed up skillfully.

Tree, save Zhao and others turned pale. ...

"What's the matter with you? If the teacher is not here, you will be presumptuous! " The teacher said angrily.

Daniel is very wronged, people are scared to death, and you come to teach others a lesson! However, he ran to find Li during the second break.

Daqi is king because Daqi is his deskmate.

"Banner, the teacher bullied me!" Daniel was moved by himself and couldn't help crying.

Daqi lost his temper when he heard it. Hum, these adults are really outrageous! So Daqi gave the second order.

――

No one is allowed to control the child, otherwise, he or she will be fanned against the wall!

This order is unusual, and it can't be issued without imagination!

With this command, children can play safely. Big Fat and Daniel go shopping and throw waste paper on the floor.

Throw it here. An old man wearing a red armband came over. "Why don't you pay attention to hygiene, huh?" He stared, "give it to me.

Pick it up and throw it in the dustbin ... "

Before the old man finished speaking, two pieces of ointment flew in from nowhere and slammed a big fork in his mouth.

The old man was wondering when there was another strong wind blowing on the flat ground, which rolled him up and slapped him on the wall.

Grandpa can't move.

"Hey, great!" The fat man clapped his hands. "Let's go somewhere else to play!"

They came to a tall building, the roof of which was covered with blue glass, reflecting the sunlight into various colors.

"It's beautiful," said Daniel. "Let's throw a stone and see who can throw it high."

"Well, you must have lost!"

Scratching. Daniel and Big Fat smashed a lot of glass with stones. Building security came running, "hey, you!

Two little guys ... "

Shh! The security guard's mouth was sealed with ointment. The security guard was about to tear the ointment when a whirlwind blew and the security guard slapped the wall.

On the wall, it was stuck upside down.

"Ha, that's interesting!" Daniel said, "Let's do something new, such as robbing a bank."

"This ..." Big fat hesitated, "I'm afraid ..."

"What are you afraid of? No one can control us! "

The fat man thought so, too, so he followed Daniel straight to the bank. At the same time, other students have similar ideas.

Method-

"Let's play poker in the middle of the road," some students said. "Anyway, the police uncle dare not take care of us."

"Let's make a movie and let adults pay. Who dares not listen? "

"Let's let the lions and tigers in the zoo go. What a pity to be locked in a cage! "

"Let's ..."

The children had too many ideas, and after half an hour, the whole kingdom was turned upside down by them.

King Li Daqi finally couldn't sit still. He ran into the street and shouted at the disruptive children, "You live for me ..."

Before he finished, his mouth was sealed with a bang; With a bang, he was stuck on the wall.

The children were frightened at first sight. Li Daqi is the king! Too many of their chefs took off the banner, and Big Fat helped him.

She tore off the ointment with a loud cry and grinned with pain.

"Too, too, too outrageous!" Daqi's mouth is numb. "I think ..."

Daqi was about to give the third order when the clever lady reminded him, "Your Majesty, this is your last day."

An order, look out! "

Daqi was going to say "I want to spank you", but now he has to swallow it back quickly. Yes, in a previous life.

Be serious! In order to stop the children from making trouble, we must also rescue the adults who are stuck on the wall and restore the classes in the school.

System, and ... one, two, three, Odyssey snapping his fingers: Oh, at least several orders!

But now only ... fortunately, our flag is very smart. As soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately gave the third order.

The wisest command since he became king-

I want to be king again!

Haha, there are three more orders! As for how to become a king ... well, great determination.

Use your head. ...