What jokes do boys tell when they are unhappy to make him happy? Not that kind.

I copied it from Michelle Street. You can choose a few yourself.

1. Girl: "Since we met, have you ever felt ..."

Young man: "I feel that my monthly salary is not enough."

2. Man: "I promise you anything, but please promise me one."

A request. "

Woman: "Go ahead, what are your requirements?"

Man: "Never ask me anything."

3. Woman: "You said you only loved me. How many girls did you tell? "

Say the same thing? "

Man: "I really don't understand why all girls ask me that!" " ? "

The young man saw his girlfriend leafing through a magazine, Love and Marriage.

He asked ingratiatingly, "dear, which column of this magazine do you like?"

Eyes? "

Girlfriend: "Marriage column."

Young man: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "Who is better than you?

5. Friends went climbing together. When they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted to the beautiful mountains and rivers: Motherland! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

6. Boyfriends and girlfriends sleep in the same room, and the woman draws a clear line: animals cross the line. Woke up and found that the man really didn't cross the line, and the woman slapped the man hard: you are not even as good as an animal!

7. A man and a woman are eating.

Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me?

The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not?

The boy finally said: love

The girl asked again, then how do you prove it?

Suddenly, the boy took out 30 yuan money from his pocket.

And ask the girl: Do you have ten dollars?

The girl gave the boy ten yuan. ......

The boys put forty yuan on the table.

soon .....

The girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me?

The boy said: I have been proved! Forty (facts) are before you!

8. A woman asks a man: Guess what I like most about you, what is big, what is thick and what is hard? The man blushed and could not speak.

Woman: Fool, I'm telling you, with deep pockets, you are stubborn!

9. I chased a girl in college and confessed several times, but there was no result. Later, the girl texted me to go to the park on weekends, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep well at night. Invited to the Yellow River Park on weekends. After walking for a while, the girl said, "I've always wanted to say something to you ..." I was so excited that I said, "Go ahead, I'm listening." Then she told me, "I have seen the Yellow River, too. Let's give up this time.

10, a couple came to the school hospital. The woman is pitiful, and the man is anxious about all kinds of love. Q: Doctor, please help me look at the wound on her hand. The doctor asked: has this wound been half a day? "Well, I cut myself on a piece of paper this morning." Doctor: If you come half a day late again, the wound will be ... The man is busy answering the phone: How about it? "Just be yourself."

1 1. I remember the first time I confessed to a girl, I was so nervous that I said, "Well, that, XX, I'll be your girlfriend."

12. Chatting with my boyfriend, when it comes to rising, my saliva splashed all over his face. Then instinctively wipe it off by hand. I was a little embarrassed, but I deliberately shifted my focus and pretended to be angry: "What? Don't like me, "he said with a gentleman's smile. "No, evenly!

13. a MM follows me: give some examples of my late bloomer!

Even: Huang Zhong fought with Liu Bei and Tokugawa Ieyasu at the age of 60, Jiang Ziya became prime minister at the age of 80, She Taijun was 100, the Monkey King went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures at the age of 500, and Bai Niangzi fell in love at the age of 1000!

1. Six-year-old Xiao Fang is very cute and is often proposed by boys in her class.

One day, Xiao Fang came home and said to his mother, "Mom! Xiao Qiang proposed to me today, proposed to me ... "

Mother casually said, "Does he have a regular job?"

Xiao Fang thought for a moment and said, "He is in charge of cleaning the blackboard in our class."

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

Xiaoming will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, mom, I mean,' mom, I think it's over.'

You can also look for it yourself in Michelle Street.