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Fifty funny greetings to send when adding friends on WeChat

Funny greeting text when adding friends on WeChat (Part 1)

1. Add me to see the secret recipe of the Crab King.

2. It’s really amazing that I, the Queen, personally add you.

3. Good morning, friend, it’s great to have you. I wish you happiness every day, health and safety!

4. I really want to get to know you, but I don’t know how to use it, so I came directly to say hello to you. Do you mind?

5. If so When I go down one day, I will definitely come back to find you.

6. Life seems meaningless without your presence. A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, and living like a zombie.

7. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos.

8. Others don’t know whether you are doing well or not, but when you gain weight, everyone will know.

9. I wish you a good mood every day and sweet dreams every night. Good morning.

10. What color toad do you like, I will dye it myself.

11. Your mother sent you a WeChat message saying that you are very beautiful and asked me to chase you.

12. I have a method to cure hair loss and hair loss, hurry up.

13. At first I thought I would never meet love, but I didn’t expect to believe it until I saw you. Love is like this.

14. The snow light in the morning is extremely brilliant, sweeping away all your worries.

15. Emotional matters are like clouds gathering and dispersing, and fate is like the wind that can be met but not sought.

16. When you meet me for the first time, call me big brother. Big brother will protect you.

17. Nice to meet you, I hope... I am not happy too early. Funny greeting text when adding friends on WeChat (Part 2)

18. I am Patrick Star, the star sent by God to love you.

19. I think you are more suitable for marriage than for love.

20. Get up early and may your wishes come true soon.

21. Little Laizhu, have you done it? Good morning!

22. Hello, I am Patrick Star, the star sent by God to love you.

23. I have approved your friend request, now we can start playing dead to each other.

24. With you, you are everything to me; without you, everything to me is you!

25. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you look like you. You can only win the top three in beauty pageants.

26. I have expressed my love through your friend, now we can start pretending to be dead to each other.

27. Hi, I am Andy from the sales department. Please take care of me in the future.

28. Ever since I met you, I feel like it’s always Valentine’s Day.

29. If I guessed correctly, you must be very popular.

30. What is your name? I'll keep it in mind.

31. Good morning, I will tell you a secret when I get up. I like you more today than yesterday.

32. I want to tell you a long story, so let me simply say, I miss you.

33. It’s a pleasure to meet you. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

34. The birds outside the window are chirping together with my stomach, so I say good morning and get up. Funny greeting text to send when adding friends on WeChat (Part 3)

35. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, little lazy pig, get up.

36. I passed you by and immediately scanned the nearby friends.

37. Old classmate, I saw you today and found that you have become beautiful again.

38. If you don’t show up, I will never love you again in this life.

39. I was introduced by my friends. They said that I am honest and sincere and can care for others, so they introduced me to you.

40. I think the most beautiful accident in the world is to meet you.

41. I didn’t seem to understand what love was at one time, but then I met you and I understood everything.

42. Congratulations, you have a warm man among your friends.

43. Hello everyone, I am a micro-businessman. The main products I sell are my beauty and talent. I hope everyone will support me.

44. Jingle bell bell, greetings and wish you a happy life.

45. If you don’t agree, landmines will be planted at your doorstep.

46. I’m sorry that you got to know me so late.

47. Brother, long time no see, it’s hard to find you.

48. Are you interested in getting to know me?

49. Are you there? If not, I'll ask again later!

50. On a whim that day, I used your photos as my computer desktop. As a result, I got a computer virus! Funny greetings to brothers (40 items)

Funny greetings to brothers Part 1

1. Are you there? Give me a cut, no, give me a cut.

2. Hello, I am the big star sent from heaven to love you.

3. Good morning with a smile and a happy mood!

4. I am a sketcher of life and death boxes, and I will discuss with you the matter of life extension.

5. Hello, Yuelao informed me to come and meet you.

6. Others don’t know whether you are doing well or not, but when you gain weight, everyone will know.

7. I’ve already taken the initiative to add you, but it’s time for you to take the initiative.

8. I met the person I wanted to meet among thousands of people, neither a step too early nor a step too late, I just happened to catch up.

9. I wish you a good mood every day and sweet dreams every night. Good morning.

10. Don’t speak after adding? Are you awesome?

11. Nice to meet you, I hope... I am not happy too early.

12. You must have a good breakfast and make sure you are full.

13. Open your eyes and take a moment: get up quickly and stretch your back.

14. Do you want to consider being with me? All the New Year’s money will be yours.

15. Today I went to an island called Buavogyura Island and Maoning.

16. Hello, I am a liar. It is my first time to deceive people. You can give it to me.

17. When I met you, I suddenly realized that I could be so willing to give everything.

18. When you smile, the corners of your eyes are so cute.

19. Really, do you think I’m not good-looking? Do you think I’m dishonest? Why do you have such strong resistance? In fact, I treat everyone around me All serious.

20. I have expressed my love through your friend, now we can start pretending to be dead to each other. Funny greetings to brothers Part 2

21. I really want to get to know you, but I don’t know how to use it, so I just came over to say hello to you. Do you mind?

22. My intention is not to drink, but to fall drunk in your arms.

23. I have a method for treating hair loss and hair loss, hurry up.

24. If you don’t show up, I will never love you again in this life.

25. Ding Ling Ling, I wish you a good mood in the morning.

26. Your friend application has been approved, now we can start playing dead to each other.

27. Do you believe that I can change my gender?

28. I didn’t seem to understand what love was at one time, but then I met you and I understood everything.

29. Hello, I am Patrick, the star God sent to love you.

30. The snow light in the morning is extremely brilliant, sweeping away all your worries.

31. Don’t worry and pass, you are worthy of me.

32. I really want to care about you, but it’s a pity that you never get sick. Good morning.

33. Hi my little monster, hello!

34. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight?

35. Beauty, are you free? How about we go out and talk about life ideals?

36. Give you a pair of perseverance wings, allowing you to fly freely.

37. You have an extraordinary temperament that deeply attracts others, don’t you know it?

38. Hello, do you have time to poop together?

39. Hello, I just got divorced, I have three children and eight houses, look at how I am doing.

40. Good morning, I wish you long happy days and a successful career! Forty general funny copywriting sentences about greetings

Part 1 of special funny copywriting sentences about greetings

1. I think you are more suitable for marriage than for love.

2. Whether you care about me or not, it doesn’t matter, I still care about you.

3. Hello, I just got divorced and have three children and eight houses. Look at how I am doing.

4. Add me to get the beautiful Yangyang bathing video.

5. Hello, my cat can do push-ups. Do you want to come to my house and have a look?

6. Congratulations, you have a warm man among your friends.

7. I think you may be very busy, so just read the first three words.

8. Hello, I dreamed about your WeChat account.

9. Good morning, friend, it’s great to have you. I wish you happiness every day, health and safety!

10. Good morning, I wish you a good mood today, smooth work, and a sweet life!

11. The background of the circle of friends is very unique. How did you find it?

12. You don’t need to guess the future, I will be very good.

13. I am also afraid that someone will take advantage of you when we are at odds with you to please you.

14. Nice to meet you, I hope... I am not happy too early.

15. Hello, I want to see what Swan’s circle of friends looks like.

16. I have been paying attention to you and want to learn from you.

17. We have become friends, let’s start pretending to be dead!

18. Jingle bell, may you wake up feeling light.

19. The morning sun shines on you, I wish you happiness and peace.

20. Hello, do you believe in light? If you don’t believe it, I think we are not suitable. Part Two of Special Funny Copywriting Sentences About Saying Hello

21. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you look like you. You can only get top three in beauty pageants.

22. When I think of you, I feel very close to you and far away from this world.

23. Hello, I am the virtual girlfriend your friend ordered for you.

24. Hello, should we go through the process or be together directly.

25. There is nothing else but white tea and joy. I am waiting for the wind and waiting for you.

26. It was dawn, the bell rang, and I reluctantly opened my eyes.

27. Ding Ling Ling, I wish you a good mood in the morning.

28. Hello, Yuelao informed me to come and meet you.

29. Take a poop together when you have time.

30. Your photos look cute and cute.

31. Good morning, you are my first wish!

32. I wish you a happy morning and endless happiness!

33. When I met you, I suddenly realized that I could be so willing to give everything.

34. Do you believe that I can change my gender?

35. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If you do, do you want to get another one? If not, do you mind having one more.

36. Juice Orange Juice Apple Juice You are my good iron juice.

37. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight?

38. What is your name? I'll keep it in mind.

39. I want to talk to someone, not just someone, I just want to talk to you.

40. Walking alone at night, the surroundings are very dark, and I am so handsome...I am so afraid that others will not see me. Funny greetings between friends

Funny greetings between friends (Part 1)

1. The lady opposite, are you happy now? I already have someone I like. If not, can we talk about it?

2. I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual.

3. I wish you a full belly, a full wallet, a full emotion, and a full harvest of new happiness!

4. I want to tell you a long story, so let me simply say, I miss you.

5. From now on, we are friends.

6. Tell me, with the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water.

7. The background of the circle of friends is very unique. How did you find it?

8. I have a method for treating hair loss and hair loss, hurry up.

9. I want to talk to someone, not just to someone, but to you.

10. You must have a good breakfast and make sure you are full.

11. Sooner or later, we finally meet.

12. I have been imitating others, but when I look back I find that I have surpassed everyone.

13. Do you want to do it? Sorry, I was too excited. I said it wrong. Are you there?

14. Do you believe that I can change my gender?

15. Add me to get the beautiful sheep bathing video.

16. Good morning with a smile and a happy mood!

17. It’s not that without you, I would be single all my life. But, without you, I don’t want to be single.

18. My heart has already been connected to you, how can others move?

19. Little bastard, have you done it? Good morning!

20. The first time I saw you, I left a deep impression. The memory is still as fresh as today. Do you want to know? Funny greetings between friends (Part 2)

21. Good morning, I hope you have a nice day!

22. Smile and a beautiful day begins again.

23. Hello, I have passed the quarantine period, please feel free to pass my friends.

24. Hello, I just got divorced and have three children and eight houses. Look how I am doing.

25. The photos you posted on Moments are very nice, I like them very much.

26. It’s scary to see yourself getting cuter and cuter day by day. Good morning.

27. Hello, I want to steal your account. Please send me the QR code.

28. I want to talk to someone. Not just someone, I just want to talk to you.

29. I, Wang Duoyu, want to invest in your dream.

30. Good morning, my little one.

31. Do you think I look familiar? Don't get me wrong, maybe I'm too handsome, but don't be embarrassed to look at me for too long just because I'm so handsome.

32. I really want to get to know you, but I don’t know how to use it, so I came directly to say hello to you. Do you mind?

33. I want people all over the world to know that you, a annoying little goblin, have been contracted by me.

34. Here are high-quality human females courting high-quality human males.

35. My intention is not to drink, but to fall drunk in your arms.

36. At the speed of 100 yards, the first person I found when I opened WeChat was you.

37. Ask to go straight to the topic: Is it convenient to go directly to the topic? If it is to go straight to the topic, you can talk about things and have nothing to do, especially during working hours. Chinese people are more face-saving and will do nothing when they have something to do. They always like to talk in circles, and some people just ask if they are there without saying anything.

38. I discovered a secret of yours.

39. Nice to meet you, hope. …I’m not happy too early.

40. Good morning, I wish you happiness and a peaceful life!