Dogs treat jokes.

Eight-year-old Wan'er is pure and lovely. In the process of growing up in Iraq, ignorance of the world and confusion of knowledge often made many interesting jokes.

When my daughter was two years old, I heard that other children of the same age already knew a lot of words and could even read newspapers, but my daughter was still illiterate, and I was worried. So I bought many literacy cards to surprise the professor, hoping that one day she could read with a bottle in one hand and a newspaper in the other, so that her mother could brag to others.

At first, the teaching went smoothly, and human organs such as "mouth, ears, eyes, nose and hands" can be opened with their mouths open. With the deepening of "teaching", when teaching the abstract word "walk", when my mother was holding a card in her hand, she said, "This is to let the puppy" walk "and get the bone back." The child repeated it several times obediently and said that he remembered it.

The next day, I took this card out to test her. Little Bao Bei calmly replied, "Puppy, bring me the bone!" "

At the age of three, my good girl is still confused about the usage of pronouns in spoken English, and she often can't turn around. One day I came home late after working overtime, and her father asked her to watch outside the bungalow. "See if your mother has come back." I saw a small figure in the distance and heard her shout, "Your mother-your mother-"

The four-year-old daughter is rich in language, and she can often describe things to adults with more appropriate adjectives and even idioms. Only the mastery of quantifiers is extremely lacking.

One day, her grandmother came all the way to visit her granddaughter. When the little guy came back from kindergarten, he saw his long-lost grandmother and said excitedly, "Grandma, I saw two old ladies walk by our kindergarten window today, and one of them looks like you!" "

When my daughter was five years old, she was always whimsical. On her birthday, she asked her what gift she wanted. The prodigy replied, "Give me a piece of Tangseng meat." Embarrassed, I earnestly reasoned with her: "So many goblins with high martial arts have never eaten Tang monk meat, so your mother will be mediocre and never get the bite you want." The daughter replied disdainfully, "Tang Priest is so stupid that any goblin can fool him, but they are too slow to do it until I find out." As long as you lie to him, I'll cut off a piece of meat and eat it quickly, and it's over. "I think it makes sense, but where can I find the Tang Priest?