There were also jokesters in ancient times. Which divine replies in history made you laugh?

Nowadays, we can often see some jokes on various online media. These jokes are simple and concise, but they make people want to laugh. And everyone must have never imagined that ancient people also had these moments. Maybe everyone's impression of them is Wen Zou Zou, but the jokes they told are also very funny. Today, the editor will tell you about some hilarious responses from gods in ancient history, which will definitely subvert your understanding of ancient people. The first person the editor wants to tell you is Zhang Jixian during the Northern Song Dynasty.

He is a descendant of our Zhang Tianshi. He lives on Longhu Mountain all year round, like a master from this world. Once, the then emperor Song Huizong summoned him over and wanted to make a joke on him, so he said, "You have been living on Longhu Mountain, but have you ever seen dragons and tigers on Longhu Mountain?" Zhang Jixian was a very famous person. He was smart. Seeing that the emperor asked him this, he must be teasing him. He thought for a moment and said that he often saw tigers in the mountains, but he only saw Long Yan today. These words are really powerful. Not only did they answer Song Huizong's question, but they also said something that made the emperor sound very happy. Have you seen it? The following story is not a realistic story, but written by a person from the Ming Dynasty.

In the story, a child was playing in the snow. His grandfather thought his grandson was naughty and wanted to punish him. Then he was asked to kneel in the snow and take off his clothes. This is too much. I think the child is at fault. This punishment will make the child sick. Is this his biological grandfather? So, when the child's father saw it, he felt very distressed, but knowing that he could not persuade the child's grandfather, he knelt with his son. The old man was very curious and asked his son why he was kneeling on the ground. Then his son said something, which immediately made the old man happy, and he didn't even blame his grandson. What did he say? That is to say, "You don't consider my feelings and freeze my son, so I will freeze your son too."

There is also the particularly famous Qi Jiguang. Although he has a particularly good record, he is particularly afraid of his own. Wife. But the editor thinks that Qi Jiguang is the one who can't be bullied. It's just that he loves his wife more and likes to be bullied by her. At that time, he was afraid that his subordinates would find out about his wife. The subordinates did not want to see the general like this, so they helped him think of ways to scare his wife, and then Qi Jiguang agreed. The next day, he really brought his wife to the camp, and then the soldiers were armed with weapons and full of murderous intent, just waiting to scare their general's wife. However, his wife said, "What do you want to do with this posture?"

Qi Jiguang was frightened on the spot and knelt on the ground. With a strong desire to survive, he explained in a low voice, "There is no other meaning." , I invited grandma to come over for the military parade. "This really surprised the soldiers, but Qi Jiguang's record was also very good. There is also a story from the Qing Dynasty. There was a man named Wang Juxuan. He was good at everything, except that his wife was never pregnant. Everyone knows that in ancient times, it was a very serious problem related to family incense. So I wanted to find a concubine and tell my wife about this matter. My wife never listened, and later she became anxious.

His wife said: "I can't have children, and I don't know whose fault it is. How about I find a man to try? This really scared Wang Juxuan. He At that time, he did not dare to bring up the matter of marrying a concubine. There is also a historical joke. At that time, Cao Pi saw Zhong Yu and Zhong Hui, but Zhong Yu was very scared and kept sweating, but on the contrary, Zhong Yu He would be very calm. Cao Pi was very curious and asked Zhong Yu, "Why do you sweat so much?" "

Zhong Yu said that he was too nervous when he saw the emperor's face for the first time, so he kept sweating. Cao Pi asked Zhong Hui why he didn't sweat, and Zhong Hui replied, "Your Majesty, let me I'm nervous, so I don't dare to sweat. "Zhong Hui is also very intelligent. He answered the questions in this humorous way. I really admire the wisdom of the ancients.