Make a joke if it's incomplete.

Teacher Pang Meimei teaches junior high school history. When correcting papers after an exam, she found that student Tian Qiang wrote Zhu Yuanzhang as "Bird the Pig". In a rage, Mr. Pang wrote a comment behind this question: "How come even some common words are written in typos!" Tian Qiang, you are really a big businessman. "

Teacher Pang originally criticized the students for writing typos, only to find that he also wrote typos when he was angry, and even wrote "careless". If it's just a typo, it's just a mistake. Unexpectedly, Mr. Pang squeezed the word Mahu together and turned out to be a donkey. Generally speaking, it becomes: Tian Qiang, you are really a big donkey.

Tian Qiang's father Tian Wenxi is very concerned about his children's homework. He checks the children's homework carefully every day. Seeing the teacher's comment on writing for the child, he called his son a "big donkey" and flew into a rage. How can he swear?

In order to criticize tian teacher's practice, I wrote a letter to my teacher. The main idea of the letter is that although your son wrote a typo, you should not call your child a donkey. If the child is a big donkey, I am an old donkey. Isn't the teacher a donkey teacher?

After Tian Qiang handed the letter to the teacher, Mr. Pang was puzzled by the dirty words in the letter. After reading the letter, he was very angry and reprimanded Tian Qiang, saying, My name is Pang Meimei. Why did your father write me a "fat sister"? I am a fat sister. Is your father a "skinny brother"?

It turns out that Tian Qiang's father mistyped "Pang Meimei" as "Fat Sister".

After reading the signature of the letter, Teacher Pang asked in surprise: Is your father Japanese?

Tian Qiang said: How can my father be Japanese?

This is clearly a Japanese name, a four-word name. Look-Tian Wen nine birds!

Tian Qiang looked at it carefully. God, my dad's handwriting is really irregular. He wrote the word "bird" too loosely, and actually divided it into "nine" and "bird". He wrote his signature as "Tian Wen Jiu Bird". This is not a Japanese name. What is it?

Composition writing method

1, determine the center and write the profound meaning. We should try our best to dig out the philosophy of life contained in the written events or find out its bright spots, think repeatedly and determine the central idea of the article. Is that he is good at writing profound meanings from ordinary little things.

2. The six elements of the article should be explained clearly. The occurrence of a thing can not be separated from six aspects: time, place, people, cause, process and result of the thing, which is the so-called "six elements". Only by explaining these aspects clearly can readers have a clear and comprehensive understanding of the things described.

3. Speak methodically and clearly. Arrange the materials in a reasonable order according to the time. There are three kinds of general narration: direct narration, flashback and interpolation.

4, detailed properly, highlight the key points. The materials of general events are divided into primary and secondary, which can reflect the center of the article. This part should be written in detail, and the secondary content can be slightly written or not, which will leave a deep impression on readers.