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When Zhuge Liang was a boy, he studied under Mr. Shui Jing, Sima Hui. Zhuge Liang studied hard and used his brain diligently. Not only did Sima Hui appreciate him, but Sima Hui's wife also thought highly of him. She liked this diligent and studious person. A boy who is good at using his brain. At that time, there were no clocks and sundials were used to keep time, and there was no sun on rainy days. Time is difficult to control. In order to keep track of time, Sima Hui trained the rooster to crow on time by feeding it regularly. In order to learn more, Zhuge Liang wanted his teacher to extend the lecture time, but his teacher always took the rooster's crowing as the criterion. So Zhuge Liang thought: If the rooster crowing time is extended, the teacher's lecture time will also be extended. So he would bring some grain in his pocket when he went to school. When the chicken was about to crow, he would feed it some grain, and the chicken would stop crowing once it was full.

Learning requires diligence. Diligence is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation since ancient times. Countless examples related to diligence have always been praised by people. Che Yin's "fireflies entering the sack" is diligence; Sun Kang's "snow reflecting on the window screen" is diligence; Kuang Heng's "cutting through the wall to learn in secret" It is diligence; Su Qin's "hanging beam and thorns" is diligence; Zu Ti's "hearing the chicken dance" is also diligence. Diligence made them all achieve great achievements in the end.

When Zhuge Liang was a boy, he studied under Mr. Shui Jing, Sima Hui. Zhuge Liang studied hard and used his brain diligently. Not only did Sima Hui appreciate him, but Sima Hui's wife also thought highly of him. She liked this diligent and studious person. A boy who is good at using his brain. At that time, there were no clocks and sundials were used to keep time, and there was no sun on rainy days. Time is difficult to control. In order to keep track of time, Sima Hui trained the rooster to crow on time by feeding it regularly. In order to learn more, Zhuge Liang wanted his teacher to extend the lecture time, but his teacher always took the rooster's crowing as the criterion. So Zhuge Liang thought: If the rooster crowing time is extended, the teacher's lecture time will also be extended. So he would bring some grain in his pocket when he went to school. When the chicken was about to crow, he would feed it some grain, and the chicken would stop crowing once it was full.

After some time, Mr. Sima wondered why the chicken didn't crow on time. After careful observation, he found that Zhuge Liang fed the chicken when it was about to crow. The husband was very angry at first, but soon he was moved by Zhuge Liang's studious spirit. He cared more about him, valued him more, and had no reservations about his education. And Zhuge Liang was even more diligent. Through Zhuge Liang's own efforts, he finally became a well-educated man with knowledge of astronomy and geography.

Be assertive in learning. A very important thing is not to be superstitious about authority.

In 1590, Galileo did the famous experiment of "two iron balls falling to the ground at the same time" on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which overturned Aristotle's theory that "the falling speed of an object is proportional to its weight" and corrected it. This erroneous conclusion lasted for 1900 years.

Lord Rutherford was a famous British nuclear physicist who won the 1908 Nobel Prize in Physics for his research on elemental fission. He once asserted: "The generation of energy by splitting atoms is a meaningless thing. Anyone who attempts to obtain energy from the transformation of atoms is talking about delusions." But a few years later, atomic energy for power generation was available. . At present, atomic energy has become the main new energy source for power generation. In France, the utilization rate of atomic energy has even accounted for 40% of various energy sources. Coincidentally, in the 19th century, the era of great scientific discoveries, when Newton discovered the laws of the universe and Roentgen discovered X-rays, some scientists once declared that the road to science had come to an end. The task of future scientists is to try to make experiments more accurate. But soon, Einstein discovered the "theory of relativity", which gave the scientific community a new vision.

The ideal of life that the Chinese nation admires is the pursuit of making a difference; the foundation of one's life that is valued is true talent and practical learning; the path to success that the Chinese nation recognizes is to study hard. Chinese people attach great importance to reading and are diligent and studious, which has become a fine tradition passed down from generation to generation. There are many Chinese folk sayings about learning, such as: "If a young man does not work hard, he will be sad when he is old." , there are also many stories circulating about ancient people cherishing their time and studying hard.

Confucius studied diligently throughout his life. In his later years, he especially liked the Book of Changes. The I Ching is difficult to understand and difficult to learn, but Confucius was not afraid of hardship and read it over and over again until he understood it. Because in Confucius' time, paper had not yet been invented, and books were written on bamboo slips or wooden slips, which were bulky and heavy. Many bamboo slips were woven together with leather strips to form a book.

Because Confucius studied hard and displayed his slips so many times that his leather strap was broken three times. Later, people coined the idiom "Weibian Sanjue" to convey Confucius' diligent and studious spirit.

Su Qin during the Warring States Period was so tired from studying day and night that he pricked his legs with an awl to clear his mind;

Sun Jing in the Han Dynasty, in order to prevent drowsiness while studying, he He tied his hair to the beam with a rope and would be woken up whenever he fell asleep. This is the story of "thorns hanging on the beam" in history.

The families of Che Yin, Sun Kang, and Kuang Heng of the Jin Dynasty were all very poor and could not even afford oil for lighting lamps. On summer evenings, Che Yin made a small bag with gauze, caught some fireflies and put it in it, and read with the light emitted by the fireflies; Sun Kang sat in the snow on a cold winter night, using the reflection of the snow to read hard; Kuang Heng I cut a small hole in the wall and "stole" some light from my neighbor's house to read. The idioms "The firefly reflects the snow" and "The wall is cut to steal the light" tell these stories.

Wang Xizhi, the great calligrapher of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, practiced calligraphy hard since he was a child. Every time he finished writing, he would go to the pond in front of his house to wash his brush. Over time, the pool of clear water turned into a pool of ink. Later, people called this pond "Mochi". Through diligent study and practice, Wang Xizhi finally became a famous calligrapher and was known as the "Sage of Calligraphy".

Song Lian, a famous essayist and scholar in the Ming Dynasty, was eager to learn since childhood. He was not only knowledgeable, but also good at writing articles. He was praised by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, as "the first civil servant in the founding of the country." Song Lian loves reading very much, and always asks for details when encountering something she doesn’t understand. Once, in order to figure out a problem, Song Lian walked dozens of miles in the snow to consult Teacher Mengji, who no longer accepted students, but the teacher was not at home. Song Lian was not discouraged and visited the teacher again a few days later, but the teacher did not receive him. Because of the cold weather, Song Lian and his companions were freezing. Song Lian's toes were all frostbitten. When Song Lian visited alone for the third time, he fell into a snow pit and was fortunately rescued. When Song Lian almost fainted at the door of the teacher's house, the teacher was moved by his sincerity and patiently answered Song Lian's questions. Later, in order to gain more knowledge, Song Lian was not afraid of hardships and hardships, and visited many teachers, and finally became a famous essayist!

It was late at night, and the sound of reading suddenly came from the Buddhist temple. The young monks were frightened, thinking there was a ghost inside, and immediately reported it to the old monk. So the old monk led the young monk to catch ghosts. Unexpectedly, the "ghost" turned out to be a poor boy named Liu Xie, who was borrowing a Buddhist lamp to study. After studying hard, Liu Xie finally became a great literary theorist.

The mathematician Hua Luogeng has a unique way of reading. Whenever he reads a book, he doesn't read it from cover to cover as soon as he starts it. Instead, he closes his eyes and meditates on the book, guessing what is written in the book. After thinking for a while, open the book. If the content of the book is consistent with his guess, he will stop reading; if it is different from his guess, he will read it seriously. Hua Luogeng's "guessing reading method" not only saves reading time, but also cultivates his thinking and imagination abilities.

Language master Hou Baolin only went to elementary school for three years. Because of his diligence and studious, he finally became a famous cross talk artist. Once, he wanted to buy a Ming Dynasty joke book "Jian Lang", but he went to all the used bookstalls in Beijing and failed to do so. Later, he learned that the Beijing Library had this book. It was winter, and he braved the wind and snow and ran to the library to copy books for eighteen consecutive days. A book of more than 100,000 words was finally copied by him.

When Tong Dizhou was a child, he was very curious. When he saw a question he didn’t understand, he would often ask his father why. His father patiently explained it to him every time.

One day, Tong Dizhou saw a row of small potholes neatly arranged on the stone steps under the eaves. He felt very strange. He wondered for a long time and couldn't figure out what was going on, so he went to ask his father. "Father, who made the small hole in the stone slab under the eaves? What is it used for?" Seeing his son being so curious, the father said happily: "This was not made by humans, it was made by water dripping from the eaves." "Knocked." Little Tong Dizhou was even more surprised. Water can also knock out pits from hard rocks? My father explained patiently: "Of course a drop of water cannot knock out a hole, but over time, bit by bit, knocking can not only knock out a hole, but also a hole! Didn't the ancients often say that 'a drop of water penetrates the stone'? That's it. It makes sense." His father's words caused ripples in Tong Dizhou's heart. He sat on the stone steps under the eaves, looked at his father, and nodded in understanding.

Due to more farm work, Tong Dizhou lost interest in learning and did not want to study. His father patiently enlightened, and Tong Dizhou said: "Do you still remember the story of 'a drop of water penetrates a stone'? A small eaves can penetrate a hard stone as long as it persists all year round. Isn't a person's perseverance inferior to that of an eaves? Learn from Knowledge must be accumulated bit by bit, and success can only be achieved through perseverance." In order to better encourage Tong Dizhou, his father wrote the four characters "Drip of water wears away the stone" and gave it to him, and said with hope: "You must do it. As a motto, never forget."

From then on, Tong Dizhou put the spirit of "drops of water through stones" into his studies. He was determined to get into the then famous Ningbo Xiaoshi Middle School. He prepared for the exam meticulously, and his whole family mobilized to support him. Tong Dizhou was finally admitted to Xiaoshi Middle School, but his grades were last in the class. Late one night, Teacher Chen, the senior teacher who taught mathematics, returned to school after finishing his work. He found a thin figure moving under the dim street light. Teacher Chen thought: "It's so late at night, who doesn't go back to the dormitory to sleep?" Teacher Chen thought I walked over with doubts and took a look. It turned out that Tong Dizhou was doing exercises under the street lights. "Why don't you go back to the dormitory to rest so late?" "Teacher Chen, I have to hurry up and catch up on my homework. I don't want to be last." Teacher Chen looked at Tong Dizhou's thin body and advised Tong with concern. Dizhou went back to rest, but not far away, Tong Dizhou stood under the street lamp again, holding a book and reading. Teacher Chen was deeply moved. He deeply understood Tong Dizhou's ambition and was proud to have such a student. The final exam is here, and Tong Dizhou has become the focus of the whole school again. He finally relied on his hard work to achieve an average score of 70 in each subject, including full marks in geometry, which caused a sensation in the school.

Later, when Tong Dizhou recalled his childhood, he said with emotion: "The two 'firsts' in Xiaoshi had a great impact on my life. That incident made me realize that I am no better than others." Stupid, if others can do it, I can do it with hard work. There is no genius in the world, genius is earned through labor."

A banner hangs in the home of the famous female writer Ru Zhijuan. , with two big characters "cooking books" written on it. She said: "Just reading a book is not enough. Reading the plot is equivalent to swallowing the jujube. It should be read intensively. However, it is not enough, and it must be 'cooked'." To "cook" it thoroughly, naturally it will not be effective by reading it once or twice. .

Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading and gets "drunk" as soon as he reads it. It is said that on his wedding day, his home was decorated with lights and colorful, and it was very lively. Relatives and friends came to congratulate him. When the wedding sedan arrived at the door of the house, the groom could not be found. Everyone was so anxious that they looked around, and finally found him in the study. I saw that he was still wearing his old robe and was concentrating on reading.

Condoleezza Rice, the current U.S. Secretary of State and a black woman, was born in Birmingham, where racial segregation prevailed, and her nickname was Condy. Many people heard that she grew up in Birmingham and speculated that she did not receive a good education during her childhood.

Kandee’s mother provided tireless music education to her when she was young. When Candy was four years old, he mastered some music and gave his first recital. The Rice family believed in this harsh truth: Only when children do twice as well as white children can they be equal; only when they do three times better than white children can they surpass each other. Her parents told her there were more opportunities outside of Birmingham and that if she studied hard and strived to excel, she would be rewarded. "You may not be able to buy a hamburger in a restaurant, but you may also become president." Trusting her parents' judgment, Kandi continued to work toward her goal of "doing twice as good"—first and foremost in sports. In addition to continuing to study piano, she also began to learn tennis and figure skating, both of which she excelled at. She gets up at 4:30 every morning and goes to the skating rink to practice her footwork, from spins, side skating, forwards, crossings, tiptoes to combinations and pairs skating.

One day during the spring semester, she discovered a new purpose. The class was "Introduction to International Politics," and the class was mainly about Stalin. The professor was Joseph Cowbell, the father of former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. “This course struck a chord with me,” she later said. “It was like falling in love...I can’t explain it, but it really attracted me.” Dr. Cowbell was infected by her intelligence and passion and encouraged her. Go to the school of international relations to study. Cowbell became the "intellectual father" in Candy's life.

Kandi began studying political science and Russian, but did not close the door to music.

This background made her eventually become one of the few high-ranking government officials who studied music. Russian has been called "a language that takes ten years to learn."

In the summer of 1977, as part of his research, Condi undertook a domestic trip. For the first time, she had the opportunity to begin to understand the American military structure. She went to Washington, where she served as an intern at the Department of Defense, spending several weeks at the Pentagon. After that, he went to the RAND Corporation as an intern. The RAND Corporation is well suited for studying international security issues. Its research areas include world political, military, and economic development trends, potential causes of regional conflicts, and potential threats to U.S. security.

Condi’s diligence laid a solid foundation for her to enter the White House.

After some time, Mr. Sima wondered why the chicken didn't crow on time. After careful observation, he found that Zhuge Liang fed the chicken when it was about to crow. The husband was very angry at first, but soon he was moved by Zhuge Liang's studious spirit. He cared more about him, valued him more, and had no reservations about his education. And Zhuge Liang was even more diligent. Through Zhuge Liang's own efforts, he finally became a well-educated man with knowledge of astronomy and geography.

Lord Rutherford was a famous British nuclear physicist who won the 1908 Nobel Prize in Physics for his research on elemental fission. He once asserted: "The generation of energy by splitting atoms is a meaningless thing. Anyone who attempts to obtain energy from the transformation of atoms is talking about delusions." But a few years later, atomic energy for power generation was available. . At present, atomic energy has become the main new energy source for power generation. In France, the utilization rate of atomic energy has even accounted for 40% of various energy sources. Coincidentally, in the 19th century, the era of great scientific discoveries, when Newton discovered the laws of the universe and Roentgen discovered X-rays, some scientists once declared that the road to science had come to an end. The task of future scientists is to try to make experiments more accurate. But soon, Einstein discovered the "theory of relativity", which gave the scientific community a new vision.

Confucius studied diligently throughout his life. In his later years, he especially liked the Book of Changes. The I Ching is difficult to understand and difficult to learn, but Confucius was not afraid of hardship and read it over and over again until he understood it. Because in Confucius' time, paper had not yet been invented, and books were written on bamboo slips or wooden slips, which were bulky and heavy. Many bamboo slips were woven together with leather strips to form a book. Because Confucius studied hard and displayed his slips so many times that his leather strap was broken three times. Later, people coined the idiom "Weibian Sanjue" to convey Confucius' diligent and studious spirit.

Withdrawing a mountain of pens is not enough, but reading thousands of volumes will only lead to spiritual enlightenment.

The Jun family has its own strength and feet, so don’t be afraid of the chickens and ask others.

——Song Dynasty Su Shi's "Liu's Second Nephew Asks for Handwriting"

Deng Youzhou Taige

Chen Zi'ang

I have never seen the ancients before , the visitor was never seen again.

Thinking of the long journey of heaven and earth, I burst into tears with sadness!

A dashing little contestant, full of energy to compete.

He has been training to be strong-willed since he was a child. He shows his skills in the competition field. Black hair is too late to study hard, and Bai Shou Fang regrets that he is too late to study.

An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

Don’t wait any longer, your young head will turn gray and your cup will be empty!

, writing is like a spirit. (Du Fu)

The method of reading is to proceed step by step, to read thoroughly and to think carefully. (Zhu Xi)

Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles. (Liu Yi)

Those who do many injustices will surely die. (Zuo Zhuan)

Er Cao's body and name will be destroyed, but the eternal flow of rivers will not be destroyed. (Du Fu)

Everything will be established if it is foreseen, and it will be ruined if it is not predicted. ("Book of Rites")

It is better to guard against the mouth of the people than to guard against the river. (Mandarin)

Without learning, there is no way to expand talents, and without ambition, there is no way to achieve learning. (Zhuge Liang)

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man will never return once he is gone. ("Warring States Policy")

Wealth cannot be suppressed, poverty cannot be moved, and force cannot be surrendered. (Mencius)

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Feeling the times and thinking of serving the country, I drew my sword and picked up the wormwood. (Chen Zi'ang)

The high mountains stop and the scenery stops. (The Book of Songs)

If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools. (Confucius)

Those who achieved great things in ancient times not only had extraordinary talents, but also had perseverance and perseverance. (Su Shi)

Those who watch the utensils are good craftsmen, and those who watch the sick are good doctors.

(Ye Shi of the Song Dynasty)

Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle. (Zengguang Xianwen of the Ming Dynasty)

The rolling waters of the Yangtze River pass by, and the waves wash away the heroes. ("Romance of the Three Kingdoms")

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The sea is wide enough for fish to leap, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly. (Ancient Poetry)

There are close friends in the sea, and they are like neighbors across the world. (Wang Bo)

The bright moon rises on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time. (Zhang Jiuling)

Suddenly a spring breeze came overnight, and thousands of pear trees bloomed. (Cen Shen)

From the top of the mountain, you can see all the small mountains. (Du Fu)

When misfortune comes, blessings rely on it; when blessings come, the pot lies on it. ("Laozi")

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Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. (The Analects of Confucius)

If you listen to both, you will be enlightened; if you believe only, you will be dark. ("Zizhi Tongjian")

It is not too late to look after the dog when you see the rabbit; it is not too late to repair the dead sheep. ("Warring States Policy")

Not doing what is right is not courageous. (The Analects of Confucius)

Talented people have emerged from generation to generation, and each has been leading the way for hundreds of years. (Zhao Yi)

The outside is gold and jade, and the inside is ruined. (Liu Ji)

The tower near the water gets the moon first, and the flowers and trees facing the sun are easy to spring. (Su Lin)

The one who is close to vermillion is red, and the one who is close to ink is black. (Fu Xuan)

A broken mirror does not change its brightness, and a dead orchid does not change its fragrance. (Meng Jiao)

It is sad that Kyushu relies on wind and thunder to get angry, and thousands of horses are silent. I urge God to cheer up and send talents of any kind. (Gong Zizhen)