Tell a story to your girlfriend.

Once married, the bride farted and the scene became awkward. One person said, "The bride farted, which is very lucky." After a while, I farted two times and the scene became awkward. The man said, "The bride released two, and one was the first two." After a while, she farted and the scene became awkward. Only the man said, "run, the bride wants to pull!" " "

When you see this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not be the first? Because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world.

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I made sacrifices.

Four machines, I want to fly together when knitting. The poor old man is white first. Spring waves of green grass, deep in Han Xiao, are relatively bathed in red. Here you are, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and this feeling will never change!

From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is cleverness? Blow! What is a beautiful woman? You! Haha, let my wife be happy every day!

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die!

My girlfriend called and said she would be away on business for a month. She asked me to accompany her to the mall to buy some daily necessities.

We came to the shopping mall, walked around and bought almost everything, so we found a quiet place to sit down and rest, and we were reluctant to leave when we thought of it. I said, "Call me when you arrive, or send a message." Girlfriend nodded.

I looked at her for a while and said, "You're leaving. Let me kiss you. " My girlfriend squinted and looked up. I just put my face together when someone coughed at the back. Is a staff member. She gave us a strange look and left without saying anything.

I saw no one else around, so I raised my girlfriend's face ... and there was another cough behind me. It turns out that the staff member is back again. She pointed to a dark thing overhead and said, "Please, we are testing the monitor, and the whole mall can see it. Would you please not sit under the probe? "

In the shade of a tree, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it,

In the past, he said to the man, "You are so confused. You should give artificial respiration. "

Put her flat on the ground. Go away and let me do it. I am a doctor. "

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