Find a joke about learning Chinese, which I heard a long time ago. Very long, vaguely recorded several fragments of several stories: chopsticks on a wooden bridge.

This is an old joke. I heard it when I was a child, but I still remember the general content:

There was a rich man who was a little silly when he gave birth to his son. The rich man gave him three hundred and twenty pieces of silver and something to eat, and let him go out.

As he walked, he saw a man standing by a pond chanting, "A pond is so clear, but unfortunately there are no fish and shrimp." As soon as he heard it, he said to the man, you teach me what you just said, and I'll give you 100 silver. Hearing this, the man has such a good thing. Just teach him with your heart and keep saying that. After teaching for a day, I finally let the fool remember this sentence. The fool gave the man 100 two pieces of silver and walked on. Before coming to a wooden bridge, I heard a man sigh and say, "The double wooden bridge is easy to walk, but the wooden bridge is difficult to walk." When the fool heard this, he felt quite good, so he asked the man to teach him and gave him 100 silver. The man took great pains to teach the fool and left with 100 silver. The fool walked on and saw a dog barking at a farmer on the road. The farmer shouted angrily at the dog, "old bitch, old bitch, if you grin again, I'll give you three nails!" " The fool listened to this sentence, which was also quite good, so he asked the farmers to teach him. The farmer taught the fool a lesson, took 100 and left.

The fool spent all his money, thought he had learned his skills, and went home.

As soon as the fool comes home, his mother wants to test him and bring him a bowl of water. When the fool saw it, he remembered the first sentence he had learned: "A pool of clear water, but unfortunately there are no fish and shrimp." His mother listened, darling, my son learned a lot, and quickly made a bowl of poached eggs for his son. I only brought him a chopstick. The fool looked at it and spoke again: "The double wooden bridge is easy to walk, but the single wooden bridge is difficult to walk." This time, his mother was so happy that she brought chopsticks to her son and stood by to watch him eat. She was grinning from ear to ear with joy. After eating, the fool looked up at his mother's joy, thinking that there was still a word left unsaid, and her mother would be happier if she said it, so she said to her mother, "Old bitch, I will give you three rakes if you grin again!"