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household water-saving scheme

We have designed a set of water-saving scheme for our family. After implementing this scheme (or taking one of the measures in this scheme), we guarantee that you will receive a good water-saving effect, save energy for you, reduce expenditure, and reduce unnecessary troubles (such as water leakage and noisy people, flooded furniture, etc.).

for families, there is generally no problem of wasting water casually, after all, it is to pay for their own pockets. The main problems are: first, the consciousness of saving water is not strong; second, the water appliances are backward; third, I don't know what water saver to use and where to buy it. Here are some items of household water-saving appliances.

1. toilet water saving: according to statistics, toilet water accounts for more than 5% of household water consumption, mainly due to unreasonable structure and waste of water. Toilets are divided into 15 liters, 9 liters and 6 liters according to their capacity. The 15-liter countries have explicitly eliminated them, and now they are vigorously promoting the 6-liter toilets. However, because the 6-liter toilets are a systematic project (involving the bucket structure, material smoothness, inclination, etc.), new buildings can be used, but the toilets in old buildings can't be rebuilt, because it is difficult to flush them with less water, which brings trouble to users. According to the structure, it can be divided into straight drop type, flap type, siphon type, hydraulic type and differential pressure type. The straight type has been explicitly eliminated by the state, and now most users use the flap type. The new toilet combines siphon and pressure difference, and there are also large and small stalls for defecation and small stalls for urination, thus achieving the purpose of saving water. So what should the toilet do to save water?

1. a full set of new ones. It is suggested to choose a two-stage siphon pressure differential water-saving toilet. This sanitary ware not only saves water, but also is very convenient to use. It can be used by the elderly and children. This way costs a lot, and we can do it around 4 yuan, and install it at home.

2. Do not change the water tank and bucket, only the water tank fittings. This is also a good way. 48 yuan of Li Wufang brand and 88 yuan of Zhonghua Ding brand are also patented products, which save water by 5% and have a three-year warranty. It is also worth changing.

3. You can get twice the result with half the effort just by taking a little measure without changing anything. (1) Add a small plastic-plated spring to the flap, which can not only make the flap more airtight, but also control the water consumption with yourself. If you want to use half a box, you can use one box. According to calculations, after using the water-saving spring, you can save 2-4% water. Don't underestimate this small spring, it is also a patented product, 3 yuan money will solve the problem, and the installation only takes half a minute; (2) Fill the water cups and coke bottles with water and put them in the water tank. I don't need to say that you will understand the truth. Of course, bricks can also be used.

second, the faucet saves water. The old rotary faucet can't be used, which is a waste of water and laborious, and the valve stem is easy to seep and get dirty, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

ceramic chips, variable-distance, self-closing taps with high-tech content are adopted. These taps not only have no leakage and long service life, but also have the characteristics of short opening and closing time, water loss prevention and self-closing without water pressure, and all of them have a quality guarantee period of more than three years. What should I do if I forget to turn off the tap after stopping the water supply? The furniture is flushed, the appliances are soaked, and the neighbors are here. What a nuisance. You don't have to worry if you install the safety self-closing water tap, which will be automatically closed when you stop using it, and there won't be a drop of water coming out. After using it, you absolutely don't have to worry about the time when the water overflows the golden hill, and it is opened at 36 degrees, and you can turn it at any angle, which is very convenient and hygienic. There is also a variable-distance faucet. With this faucet, it is impossible to talk about drip flow and line flow in the past, but it is sorry for those friends who steal water by this means, and its closing speed is only .16 seconds (others need 1-3 seconds). Don't underestimate this time. The water saved over time is considerable.

third, air conditioning saves water. Air conditioning can also save water, don't make a mistake? Yes, but it should be "making" water. Listen: Summer is burning, every air conditioner is running, and the poor neighbors are suffering, and they can't sleep. The problem of air conditioning dripping has been bothering us for many years. If we lead the drain pipe into the house and connect a bucket, the problem will be solved, and the water volume is still considerable, and a liter of water will be connected in 2 hours. The water can be used for watering flowers, washing hands and flushing toilets. Neighbors are happy, too Is that a good idea?