A funny sentence, a humorous short sentence?

1, I heard that watching martial arts movies can lose weight, because it often says that you are going to die!

2, others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

Your face is so big, you must be the person who gives me the most face in the world.

You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

6. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

7. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

8. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason.

9. What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

10, q: What are the benefits of drinking milk? A: I don't know, but the disadvantage of not drinking milk is having children.

1 1. Q: Why is seawater salty? There are many fish living in the sea. Who has nothing to drink sea water?

12, Q: Why is Guan Yu surnamed Guan? Because his father wants him to be a big shot in the future.

13. Why don't watermelons use pesticides? A: Because watermelons are afraid of pesticides, just like you are afraid of your wife.

14. Why do cats meow? A: Because it wants to tell you that it is hungry.

15. Why is the sea blue? A: Because there are Smurfs living in the sea.

16. Why do dogs lie down when they sleep? Answer: because it is a dog, it will not lie on its side.

17. Why is there always so much homework? A: Because the teacher thinks you are too idle.

18. Why are bus drivers not allowed to eat steamed buns? A: I'm afraid you will go to bite the tongue.

19. Why do women like shopping? A: Because they want to get back the feeling of girlhood.

20. Why don't men like shopping? A: Because men who go shopping with women often come to no good end.