Finnish wine joke

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In an animal test in a university, the examiner announced the test question: "Ten birds stand in front of the classroom, covering only the funny jokes of each bird." You carefully observe the legs of each bird, and then say that they have the same name, habits and commonness.

A college student observed the legs of each bird. These legs seem no different to him. He made him look angry, got up and said to the professor, "This exam is so boring. Who can do this by looking at a bird whose legs are recognized? " "

Surprised by his words and deeds, he quickly asked, "What class are you in?" What's your name? "

The angry student ran to the podium to lift his pants, and the professor shouted, "Guess!" " second

A woman was holding fake wheat, and the stall owner was annoyed: "Elder sister, it's no problem for you to give me counterfeit money. At least Zhang Yin, the fake is actually a painting! " Say calmly, no problem, this painting is forged, just draw me ten or five, and you tell me to draw a seven! "

Two ants were walking on the road, and I suddenly saw a big pear-the name and place of Dawann.

The ant said, "Hey, big pear" (Italy)

Other ants say, "Oh, pears" (Australia)

Xi, Mobile (Spain)

Even number (Russia)

Stay at home! (Bulgaria)

Bite the pear! (Kenya)

Tender pear (Lebanon)

Dad, pears? (Paris), the fathers of two kinds of ants are the fathers and sons of children.

Take it? (Panama)

Our ants are mother and son. The little ant said, Mom, eat (Malaysia).

Mother Ant: Children, Madrid (Mother Pear)

1 Shout: What?

The other said, shh ... pears! (Syria)

Rotten (Netherlands), learned to eat * _ *

Bite ... feet, rot (Finland)

The mother ant climbed on the pear-Hungary (chest pressed pear)

The ant caught it: This is my pear (Austria).

An ant bit the tooth on a pear: ````` (Congo)

Bite a pear and an apple. Is ............ poisonous? ! (India)

The ant took a bite, found the stale pear and said, "Ugan (Uganda)."

Ant Another ant: Brother, this is a big pear! (Costa Rica)

The ant clearly bit the pear and said, "Come to the surface". (Myanmar)

And pears! Hey! ? Luck (Iraq)

Ant Ant said: Man, who knows! (Jerusalem), B said: Oh, no, ants, ants! (Yunnan)

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Nick and his father went to visit grandma. Nick always sticks his head out of the window on the train. Father said, "Nick, be quiet and don't stick your head out of the window!" " "But Nick still stick your head out.

So dad quickly deleted Nick's hat, hid it behind him and said, "Look, the hat was blown off." Nick was scared. He cried for my hat.

Father said, "Hey, blow your whistle and your hat may come back." Nick leaned over the window and gave a whistle. His father quickly put a hat on him, Nick.

"Oh, what a miracle!" Nick smiled. He was so happy that he quickly took off his father's hat and threw it out of the window.

"Now it's your turn to whistle, Dad!" He said happily. ?

All first-year students must use sentences with the word "one by one". A child wrote: Work, Dad keeps going home.

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Look what I am.

The soldier ordered Beijing roast duck and waiter's suit. The soldier licking the duck's beak said, "No, this is the Nanjing duck." BR/>；

The waiter quickly changed a soldier to lick the duckbill and said, "No, this is the only duck in Hubei."

A waiter is just a soldier, but he also licks his duckbill and says, "Right or wrong, only Cantonese ducks!" " "

This incident alarmed the restaurant owner. He ran out of the front soldier excitedly, and his mouth was raised. He conspired to say, "I was an orphan since I was a child, and I don't know where he was born." You lick me and see where I come from. "

One day, the new teacher of Class 4 (1), in order to get to know the students, asked them to hand in new words, then read the names in the new teacher's book, and the students who finished reading the names came to collect the books.

"Yellow belly, yellow belly." The new teacher recited and found that there were not the most students. According to books, students don't have only one book. The teacher asked, "Is your name yellow belly?" All right! My name is Huang Yuepo! "

A series of hilarious jokes

1 people always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help but say, can you stop it? Then I saw him sitting there, staggered and stopped, and asked, What? Answer: I set it to vibrate!

2. A migrant worker was constipated and went to the hospital for examination. After the doctor examined him, he gave the man a prescription. The migrant workers in the pharmacy looked at a roll of toilet paper. I'm confused. The doctor said: this can't be a cement bag, and then destroy it!

3. Someone saw the sea for the first time and sighed, "The sea! Mom! " As soon as the voice fell, a wave called, just hitting the face. The man said angrily, "Shit, he's still a stepmother!" "

A branch that only picks up one card and then climbs up wants to see valid cards. Unexpectedly, it was struck by lightning, and the monkey cried and said, "So' IP' stuck you! ! "

5. The secretary and the director shared the elevator, and the director farted and said, You farted! He always said: I didn't tell the Chief Secretary who had just been fired. At the meeting: You can't handle big things, do you want it?

6. In fashion, I saw a beautiful girl, and a young man said impatiently, "Did your heart say anything to me?" ? "The curious girl asked," why? "My wife has been in this store for more than an hour, but if she sees me talking to you, she will come out immediately ..." Before he finished, his wife had walked out of the boutique and used his left hand.

7. A gentleman was in a hurry to pee in an empty Sprite bottle while driving, trying to take advantage of the traffic jam and garbage. A king patrolman stopped a bottle full of leftover China Sprite to show me!

9. What do you think you want: salt-free cooking, less sweet apples; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. In my spare time, I think I will find time to miss you when you are free. I really can't spare the time-I do nothing but miss you!

10 Son and mother sleep at night.

Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother?

The child replied: Ah!

Mom: What about your wife?

The child said: let her sleep with her father.

Dad is very happy to hear that the child is growing up and sensible day by day!

1 1, a police dog watching the road, an ordinary dog? Appear and start questioning it: I am a police dog, what are you? An ordinary dog? Disdain, look at it and say: idiot, look at this, I am plain clothes!