Retell the following funny jokes in English, as follows

The son said to his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, silly boy, why are you stupid? "

Father: Oh, I just turned right illegally. Son: It's all right, Dad. The policeman behind you also turns like this. .......

Teacher: "Tom, why are you late for school every day?" I will call your father today! " Father: "Why are you late for school every day?" Dad said angrily. Tom: "Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a road sign that says," School-Go slow. "

The son asked his father to buy a good box of matches from the shop across the street. When his son came back, his father asked him, "Did you buy a good match?" "yes, father." The son replied, "I have tried."

Tommy comes home from school. "Tommy, do you like your new teacher?" My father asked. "Dad, I don't like it, because she said that 3+3 gets 6, and later she said that 2 plus 4 gets 6."

Once, my father asked Tommy, "When it thunders, why do we see lightning first and always hear thunder later?" Tommy's answer: Because our eyes are in front of our ears. "

Dad: There are two birds here. One is a sparrow. Can you point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Son: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Dad: Please tell us.

Son: The swallow is next to the sparrow, and the sparrow is next to the swallow.