Joke Daquan laughs till his stomach hurts.

1. My son in primary school has two girlfriends. I am curious to ask him why.

The son calmly replied, "A good student and a beautiful man have different needs at different times!" " "

2. Chatting with my son in the second grade of primary school, I said that you have a new female deskmate?

Son: Yeah.

Me: What about your relationship with her?

Son: I think it's a little early to fall in love. Wait till I go to junior high school.

Me. . .

Husband came home from work and saw his wife beating his son. He frowned, but he ignored them and went straight to the kitchen.

He saw a pot of wonton boiling on the little short table, steaming hot, so he filled a bowl to eat.

After eating, he saw his wife still beating his son there. He couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "Do you educate your children like this? Teach children to be more reasonable and not to use violence easily! "

The wife said angrily, "this is a good wonton, and he actually peed in it." Do you feel irritating? "

Husband immediately said: "Wife, you have a rest and I'll hit you!" "

On the way home from school, she suddenly said, "Mom, I want to eat three ice creams today!"

Me: "lovely, it's too cold to eat so much, just eat one!" " "

She: "Good!"

I was lost in thought when I watched my daughter eating ice cream happily. . .

5. Me: "What is your ideal?"

Son: "What is an ideal?"

Me: "What do you want to be?"

The son thought it over carefully and said, "I want to be a mother, because a mother can beat her father!" " "