What are the jokes about Children's Day holidays?

A class went to the zoo and came to a turtle pond. Many people put food in it, and the tortoise put its head out to get the food. A girl saw it and sighed sincerely: "Wow, there are so many glans here!" "(All the boys are planted in the turtle pond)

A little boy walked into a health care product store and asked the boss for condoms. The boss gave him that, and the boy was too young, so he had to change it to a bigger one. The boss changed it for a big one. It's too small. I changed another one. It's still small. Finally, the boy said, take out the biggest one in your shop. The boss complied. The little boy put a condom on his head as soon as he took it. The boss was puzzled and asked why. The little boy said, "Children's Day is held in the kindergarten this year, and all the children have their own performances. I didn't, so I asked the teacher what I was playing. The teacher said, "You hit a chicken. "

Three tadpoles went to the restaurant and saw the waiter bring a plate of braised frogs to the next table. Three tadpoles hugged each other and sang sadly: I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up!

Announcement: Tomorrow is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday in advance! Please get a lollipop, a snot towel, a pair of open-backed pants and a diaper from kindergarten as soon as possible. Hereby inform!

Mother always pays special attention to Xiao Hao's study. Once, she asked about the result of a math test. "I heard that Lolo got 95 points in this math quiz. How much did you take in the second year of high school? " "I am a little more than him." "Did you get 96 points?" "No, I got 9.5 points."

A child stood by the road with a bottle for a long time. Later, the policeman came up to him and asked him, "Little fellow, why are you standing by the road?" "Mom asked me to come out and buy soy sauce," the child said sadly. "She said I couldn't cross the street until the bus passed ..."

On Saturday, I made an appointment with my colleague Leijiacha etc to go fishing. At 9 o'clock in the morning, I called him, and his six-year-old daughter Lulu answered, so I teased her, "Is Director Cheng at home?"

"Director Cheng, he is not at home." Lulu speaks in an adult voice, which is childish.

I was dumbfounded by this answer, and I blurted out, "How did you come here this time? This is clearly agreed ... "

"Wait, uncle, what did you just call my dad?" Lulu didn't hang up, but asked me anxiously.

"What's the matter? I call him Cheng Xiao. What's wrong? "

"Then my father is at home, you wait, I'll call him."

"Huh?" I asked with interest, "Why is your father at home again?"

"Because my dad said." Lulu honestly explained to me: "On weekends, if someone calls Director Cheng, tell him that he is not at home, and wake him up from bed if he wants a ride ..."