Funny jokes in Sichuan dialect

This scene made me feel helpless and funny, and it also reminded me of a little funny thing that happened when I went to the southwest campus of political science and law with my mother-in-law last year because of the language barrier.

The weather was fine that day, so I pushed my little baby and mother-in-law to the campus for a walk to see the flowers and accept the scholarly atmosphere.

A little funny thing happened at this time. Two college students walked in front of us and chatted happily. Their chat content is as follows:

Jiasheng: The light rail 1 line was opened a long time ago. Last time I intercepted Shuangbei Station, I heard that it touched a lot and arrested several old people.

B: Both. Last time someone was old, his cell phone was touched.

For Chongqing people or Sichuan people, the above dialogue is very common. It's nothing more than two college students talking about a lot of children (thieves) in Shuangbei Station of 1 light rail line, and some students' mobile phones were stolen.

At that time, I casually asked my mother-in-law, "Mom, can you understand what they are saying?"

However, my mother-in-law's answer made my stomach ache with laughter. She answered me like this, "I seem to hear them cursing and cursing their mother."

The two college students gave us a look, and I quickly explained to others that my mother-in-law was from the north and couldn't understand what you said.

Two college students expressed their understanding and were amused by my mother-in-law's answer.

Not only they but also I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. This is just God's answer!

This is the language barrier caused by different places, and there are also small frictions caused by it, just like the men and women who almost fought for the word "Lao Zi" this morning.

Listen to the man's accent is from Chongqing, and the woman's accent is a bit confusing, with the flavor of northern Shaanxi and northeast China. They both went into the supermarket at the same time because the shopping cart pushed by the man in front was in the way. I don't know whose car touched the woman, but the woman looked at the man. The man said, "Not Lao Zi."

This sentence aroused women's dissatisfaction, not quarreling, saying that men scolded her, which was ugly.

The man was a little confused and didn't scold her at all. Why does she have to say that she is scolding her? To this end, the two were in trouble and even upgraded to the posture of copying guys to fight.

Finally, the people around me explained the misunderstanding to the man. The woman felt a little embarrassed and quickly apologized to the man.

This incident suddenly made me want to write an article about Sichuan dialect and let everyone know about Sichuan dialect.

Let my mother-in-law, my father-in-law and my monitor know about this, because they are all from the Northeast, and I am a real Sichuan girl. I live with them, and I speak Mandarin, so I can only speak my hometown dialect to the outside world, for fear that they won't understand or what I hear will be misunderstood.

Dialect: Yi language

Interpretation: What do you mean?

Dialect: No.1

Interpretation: Hello.

Dialect: Gaga Ga

Interpretation: Grandma

Dialect: Gaga Ga

Definition: Meat (all kinds of meat)

Dialect: Gapo

Interpretation: Grandma

Dialect: Jiapo

Interpretation: Grandma

Dialect: Laozi (Is Laozi the head of the family? )

Interpretation: Is your father at home?

Dialect: Lao Zi (Lao Zi didn't meet Yi! )

Interpretation: I didn't meet you!

Dialect: Your father has a problem! I'm tired of watching it!

Interpretation: according to the general meaning of the context, it can be understood as "you are particularly annoying. I don't want to see you, and I don't want to understand that you are mentally ill. I get tired of seeing you. Stay away from me. "

Dialect: the elderly

Interpretation: Dad

Dialect: wife

Interpretation: Wife

Dialect: Tangke

Interpretation: Wife

Dialect: Old Maid

Interpretation: Wife

Dialect: My wife

Interpretation: Wife

Dialect: Neizi

Interpretation: Wife

Dialect: You are amazing!

Interpretation: You are a great woman! /I can't tell, you are so awesome!

Dialect: Gong

Interpretation: Grandpa

Dialect: Gonggong

Interpretation: Grandpa

Dialect: Gonggong

Interpretation: the husband's father (according to the specific sentence to determine whether to call grandpa or in-laws)

Dialect: Laogong Palace

Interpretation: the husband's father

Dialect: Women and Mothers

Interpretation: the husband's mother

Dialect: mother-in-law

Interpretation: Women and Mothers

Dialect: mother-in-law

Interpretation: Grandma

Dialect: Yang Yang, Niangniang, Baobao and Niangniang.

Interpretation: Auntie means that this should be judged in a specific context and person's situation, such as the wife of my father and brother, and a woman about the same age as my mother.

Dialect: You can't get anything if you eat rice.

Interpretation: Have you eaten?

Dialect: rob the hungry door

Interpretation: The meaning of eating is generally said when you are angry, which is a bit vulgar.

Dialect: full and full (for example, your ears were cut by mosquitoes! I told you to go back and feed the hungry. )

Interpretation: Eat (you are deaf, you didn't hear me when I called you home for dinner)

Dialect: Simi

Interpretation: eat

Dialect: Ka (qiá) meters

Interpretation: eat

Dialect: I'm full and old.

Interpretation: I am full.

Dialect: A bowl of leek leaves.

Interpretation: The leek leaves mentioned here are not real leek leaves, but wide, such as the width of leek leaves.

Dialect: buy a bag with white.

Interpretation: Buy a lotus root cabbage

Dialect: Baogu

Interpretation: corn, corn

Dialect: Several expressions of hammer: 1. Give me a hammer.

2. You know the hammer.

You have a hammer.

Interpretation: 1 The hammer mentioned here is our common tool hammer.

You don't know anything.

3. You have nothing.

Dialect: Brother: Brother, please borrow some money for the Spring Festival. Bro: Dude, my weight is as heavy as four wallets. When I knocked on the door, the stove on the roof was just a clip.

Interpretation: Brother: Brother borrows some money for the New Year. Brother: Brother, I didn't get the money either. In this context, it is a clip that knocks on the kitchen stove door, which is a metaphor for my brother. His family is so poor that there is only one clip left at home.

Dialects: Zuwazi and Moore.

Interpretation: thief

Dialect: Sorry.

Interpretation: it is to ask others to make way. Generally speaking, when there are many people and people are crowded, some people will say so.

Dialect: Yiyi is such a person and has no integrity at all.

Interpretation: How can you be such a dishonest person?

Dialect: Are you old? What's the matter?

Interpretation: What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

Dialect: I am used to drinking these two glasses of wine. Let's get together next time.

Interpretation: These two cups are finished. Let's get together next time and drink again. The word "rule" should be understood according to the specific environment and context. This is a flexible word, not a "rule". In Fiona Fang, we say there are no rules.

Dialect: Guo Haha

Interpretation: Wait a minute.

Example: Don't be so lazy? Hurry up!

Interpretation: "encourage": it means that one thing is slow to do things with a person, and his personality is slow and hot, and some are not active.

Example: You don't even know how to ask!

Interpretation: "Autumn": What do you mean!

Example: Dog's son's rice field is not finished yet. We'll finish it later and then come back for lunch first.

Definition: "Eating at noon" means having lunch. This word is very common in rural areas.

Ex.: Let's have dinner tonight, and let everyone in the department know! "

Interpretation: "one ha": means to be together or together!

Example: Your baby is lucky today, and I feel hot after losing! /Your baby plays cards easily. Let me play two sets for you.

Interpretation: "Mao Jiao Spicy": describes a person's irritability, impatience/"untidiness": refers to poor card playing skills.

Ex: When Wang Pangzi's fucking old man dies, he should stay in Leha Wang Pangzi to teach instead of gambling.

Interpretation: Wang Pangzi's parents died. This time, he should know something and stop gambling. "Stay behind": That is to say, this person is more sensible and obedient.

For example: hammer! Ghost believes you.

Interpretation: "hammer": it means not to believe/impossible.

Example: The life you are leading now is too loose. Please introduce me for a long time!

Interpretation: Your job (work) is very easy. Please introduce me to one for a long time. "Casual work": it means that you are not busy or tired, and your work and life are easier!

Example: Lao Wang, the cup of black classics sold in the vegetable market was not broken last time I bought it. You can cut it out and buy two.

Interpretation: Lao Wang, the cups sold in the vegetable market are very durable and resistant to falling. Last time I bought it home, I accidentally dropped it and didn't break it. You can buy two for use. "Black Classics": refers to articles that are more durable.

Example: Don't worry, he can't fool me. I have a good idea.

Interpretation: "Ha Shu" means knowing/knowing/being sure.

He is often so depressed that his wife cuts in line to buy lottery tickets.

Interpretation: "Yin arrives": it means to achieve one's purpose quietly and not let others know.

White radish sells well this year.

Interpretation: "Causality" is a bargain sale.

Example: Don't insult me by saying that I don't know what you did. I just pretended not to tell you two.

Interpretation: Don't think that I don't know what you did. Actually, I know it very well. I don't know, and I don't want to dispute with you. "Disdain": The main meaning is to express "thoughts"

Example: There is something wrong with the washing machine at home. It keeps pulling and turning, which makes my clothes unable to be washed.

Explanation: "grabbing" means that something is out of order or out of order.

He is very excited and wants me to play mahjong.

Explanation: bulging: it is to force others to do things they don't want to do.

Example: Why are you so crooked? I have prepared several dishes for you, and you are still sour!

Interpretation: "crooked acid": it means picky.

Example: This concludes today's meeting.

Interpretation: "Guo" means that things have passed and are over.

Ex.: Don't touch maggots, just eat a few times, and people have to wait until they get up.

Interpretation: "touching maggots": Generally speaking, people are slow and not active; "Be a good person": It means urging others to hurry up.

Ex.: Hebalang is not allowed to play with you.

Interpretation: Balang can't ":It means that what others think and do is exactly what they think!

Example: You digger.

Interpretation: "Digging for money" means that this person is poor and dirty.

Example: We should lift it hard. After lifting it, we all have to eat.

Interpretation: "cut hard": work hard and do a good job in construction; Lao Zi: We.

Example: You are crooked! ! Do you know what I do? (Actually, I am nothing! )"

Interpretation: "crooked": describes a person's fierce meaning; Or seemingly a far-fetched fear.

Example: Today, I surf the Internet, and everyone has it.

Interpretation: "dog candy": it means chaos.

Example: The Spring Festival is coming, and everyone has turned away.

Interpretation: "Youhu" refers to visiting relatives, which is the same as visiting relatives in the north.

Example: Erwazi, your mother didn't make you rice, and you will drool after eating it.

Interpretation: "Drooling": describes a special desire for other people's food.

Example: The water in the pot is about to pour out.

Interpretation: "Pu" means that the water is too full to overflow.

Example: You are cheated by lia every day. Who dares to believe you?

Interpretation: "lia Dang" means lying/lying/lying.

Ex: two dog, you have no eyes. You can climb further in any way.

Interpretation: "Crawling and stumbling" describes a person stumbling when walking or doing something.

Example: I have told you many times not to ask questions. "

Interpretation: "six ways": refers to entanglement and beating.

Ex.: It's uncomfortable to pass by a duck shop and watch the blood dripping from my crotch.

Interpretation: It's hard to see the bloody picture when passing by the duck-killing shop. "Blood-stained crotch": describes bloody and emphasizes terrible meaning.

Ex: Oh, your baby came out of that oven and was all black. Ask your mother to wash it for you.

Interpretation: Oh, you are so dirty. Ask your mother to wash it for you quickly. "Drill the stove empty": It is often said in the countryside, which is a figurative usage, meaning that children's clothes are dirtier than the ashes in the stove. "Go black": play an important role, pay attention to the color black, very black, very black.

Example: What's in your box? Bangchong (fixed weight)!

Interpretation: "hit the nail on the head (fixed weight)": describe the article as heavy.

Example: My husband dozed off and tugged at his breasts, which kept me awake at night.

Definition: "Pulling breasts" refers to snoring while sleeping, and also describes snoring as loud.

Example: The sun is shining and the baby is still dreaming. Get up!

Interpretation: "hook eye": refers to the ass (asshole); "Clawing at a dream" means still awake and not sensible.

Ex: skull and bones hasn't come back yet, and the roof is flooded.

Interpretation: "Cutting off the skull" curses something, damn it, swearing words.

Example: Look at the pile of rotten wood in that collapsing yard.

Interpretation: "Guo Liluo": the meaning in the corner; "Mountain": refers to a mountain.

This road is too narrow. Let's walk from room to room. Don't fall behind and get old.

Interpretation: This road is too narrow. Let's lean to one side (inside). Stay close and don't fall. "Next to": refers to the side.

Example: Erwazi, your hair has grown so long. Let's cut your skull.

Interpretation: "Skull cutting": refers to a haircut, but not to someone else's skull.

There once lived a great old man on this mountain.

Interpretation: "stick the second child": refers to bandits and robbers.

Example: Look at what you are wearing. It's a basket!

Interpretation: "basket" means dirty. In some places in Sichuan, basket is said to describe a person who is sloppy and does not pay attention to hygiene. In Langzhong, it is more to describe a person's thought is a bit "yellow" and his appearance is a bit colorful and obscene.

Example: I met you. Why did you call him? He's a yellow stick. Something's wrong.

Interpretation: "yellow stick" refers to a person who knows nothing about doing things and is a layman.

Example: I hurt his foot with my paw (Zhuá).

Interpretation: "claw": it means kicking with your feet.

Example: I didn't even wear that dress, so you gave it to me?

Interpretation: "Er Le" means to take it away, and in some places it means to throw it away.

Flies-rice mosquitoes, excrement mosquitoes

Banquet-Dialect: Toast

Don't like-dialect: don't like people

Don't sleep at night —— Dialect: Night Wandering God

Go straight-dialect: go straight, go straight.

Nonsense-dialect: nonsense

Turn around-dialect: car body

Lying-Dialect: Lying

Simple and honest people-Dialect: Hanbal

Children-Dialect: Siwar

Unlucky-dialect: It's time to reverse the car.

Local dialect: a little, a little.

Idiot dialect: Hanongbaogu, Hal

Toilet dialect: Maosi

Fang-Dialect: Deng and Quan.

Bud-dialect: bud

Mosquito-Dialect: Night Mosquito

Bragging dialect: Japanese white

Chatting and Telling Stories —— Dialect: Making a Dragon Gate Array

Leng Tou Leng Nao-Dialect: Er Gongzi

Corner-Dialect: Kaka (kākā) and Guoguoer.

What a hurry —— Dialect: Jiao Ren

Jiekou dialect: steps

Sleeping- dialect: dead, sleepy (this is usually swearing)

Cheap-Dialect: Harvesting Rake

Spoil-Dialect: Sa liā

Going to the street-dialect: rushing to the scene

Flat Man-Dialect: Snowwalker

Frog dialect: Kemal

Toad dialect: Weikebao

Kick others with your legs-Dialect: Give your baby two feet.

Cockroach dialect: oil thief

Elbow dialect: to kidnappers

Shout loudly-dialect: shout at the top of your lungs

Kick-Dialect: Zhuá

Viscous dialect: Bā

Do things quickly-dialect: Li Shuan

Professional Dialects: Diaochu and Diaomen

Squat down-dialect: ancient (gū) to

Why-Dialect: Which place is dark?

Quite small-dialect: Didi.

Dirty-dialect: diplegia, so dark.

Dinner-Dialect: Dinner

Diarrhea-Dialect: Javelin Javelin-Javelin

Just now-dialect: just now, general.

Battle Dialect: The Book of Songs

Himself-Dialect: Chinese

Knee dialect: Alex Tengger singer

Fist dialect: stator

Slap in the face-dialect: brush your baby's ears to eat, and give your baby two ears to bazi.

Every place has its own local dialect, which may sometimes lead to some minor misunderstandings due to differences in language and culture. Sometimes these little problems are really unavoidable, so sometimes we should talk well.