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The ancients said that "Penglai is separated by five clouds", and Penglai Fairy Island in Daishan is such an elusive holy land. In such a fairyland, the sea is blue and the mountains are blue, and the whole person seems to be caught in the bright fantasy of the small waves reflecting the lotus and white clouds. "Water is like Jasper Mountain and Daishan Mountain" is not enough to describe the beauty of Daishan Mountain. This piece of Penglai in the East China Sea, which consists of 404 islands, is far more ethereal than people think.

First, the beauty of Daishan will never end.

The beauty of Daishan Mountain is everywhere, such as Tiantu Village in the evening of Xie Yang season. The sky and the sea are coated with a thin layer of gold, and the sunset shines on more than 100 blue-bottomed barges docked in the harbor, and the golden light floats and flashes in the water. Fishermen's red streamers are floating and exhibiting. During the hard work at sea this year, they are leisurely dragging half a ship's dark green fishing nets, and jokes are common here. Cangshan is vast and stretches, embracing the harbor from a distance, and the tip of lush tree shadows is flowing with a slight golden light, echoing the large rolling clouds in the sky. This mountain looks like an ancient sleeping Buddha, and all complicated thoughts are absorbed in an instant.

Climbing to the mosquito mountain island on the other side, suddenly the song of red carp seems to be coming from the sea in the distance. It was a group of excited seagulls, and the golden light of the sunset also called them. The broad and deep reeds in Tiantu Village will also brush the sound of seagulls flapping their wings in the evening. Here, on the other side, I met the paradise of birds and chirped into nature. In Mosquito Mountain, you can also see many fishermen carrying heavy buckets, and they turned out from several big stones behind the wooden house. Take a sailboat back to the village shore and step into the cool beach inch by inch. The sea breeze is salty and wet, prompting shallow waves to kiss on the beach and draw elegant light blue ripples.

The beauty of Daishan is endless. Even in the twilight, the golden sunset is about to set. Legend has it that there is a mythical cold dragon in the middle of Qushan Island, a fishing village where seagulls fly. It is the patron saint of The Journey to the West Zhongyangli Immortal, which can instantly cool the hot oil. Since the Monkey King defeated Yang Lixian and Lenglong lost his way, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sent him to sleep in Liangzhi Village here. There used to be another salon in the bay next to the village, which was always a mess. Sharon is fierce and belongs to fire, so it naturally needs a warm cold dragon to compete with it.

Second, the legend of the dragon

Shuanglong Bay is a big W-shaped bay, which is divided by a long reef "dog's head and neck" and a round reef "Yong's umbilical reef" which is independent of the ocean. Sharon Bay in the northwest and Lenglong Bay in the southeast. When the huge wind at sea suddenly rolls up and the waves go straight to the bay, they will hit these two huge reefs. In an instant, the waves whirled violently, where the soldiers split into two roads and hit the beaches of two bays. Looking from a distance, it seems that two white dragons are coming from the vast sea. The waves at the "umbilical reef" are the most turbulent and dense, just like two dragons fighting fiercely for a dazzling "silver bead" at sea. The area of "Sharon Bay" is nearly twice as large as that of "Lenglongwan", and its momentum is even more majestic. When there is no strong wind, the waves in the two bays are gentle and the water is clear and white. Only the green island crouches in the distance, and seagulls graze among the colorful clouds.

Dragon, an auspicious animal with incomparable strength in legend, branded Daishan with a deep imprint. This imprint is not only reflected in the surface level, such as place names, Daishan has more than a dozen reefs named after dragons; It has also penetrated into the traditional culture of the village for thousands of years. Wandering in Penglai Wonderland, there are ancient buildings such as Dragon Palace, Longtan, Dragon King Hall and Dragon King Temple everywhere. Behind the dragon worship, there is a vivid and bizarre legend, which embodies the fishermen's complex feelings about the ocean. The harvest of grain, fish and crabs is naturally due to the vastness and richness of the sea. But the sea also has an unfathomable side. According to legend, at the bottom of the sand ocean behind Daishan Mountain, there is an old dragon with a broken tail, and every storm warning will roar at passing ships. There are also green dragons who secretly go to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to absorb water and rain when the land on the island cracks.

The legend of the dragon is a hymn of the song of life, and it is the fishermen's deep prayer and awe of nature.

Every June, when the fishing area in the East China Sea is closed, people will hold a grand celebration at the foot of Lulan Mountain in the north of Daishan Mountain, offering sacrifices to the Dragon God in the East China Sea and thanking others for their blessing. The circular altar offering sacrifices to the sea is very spectacular. At the top of the altar stands a huge "sea needle", about 30 meters long. The bottom of the "needle" is inlaid with auspicious clouds and dragon balls, and four lifelike dragons cling to it, all of which are gilded. When offering sacrifices to the sea, cigarettes filled the air and drums and cymbals were deafening. The "Dragon King of the East China Sea" came from the blue sea in everyone's mighty embrace. Taoist priests, dressed in yellow robes, wearing scarlet high-square hats and holding big incense, lined up in long queues. Fishermen's representatives followed closely, carrying five kinds of grain, such as fat pigs and whole sheep, and holding the golden' peace flag' one after another on the altar. Hundreds of people have gathered on the altar and colorful flags are flying in the sea breeze. People lit a fire, respectfully invited gods and dragons, and offered sacrifices. In the sound of ancient music and salute, they appealed to the sky, prayed to the blue sea and wished all beings peace and happiness. When the guns on the shore and the huge bells rang, thousands of people bowed down on the altar. Then there will be a three-month fishing moratorium.

Third, Daishan in midsummer

Midsummer is the most charming season of Daishan seascape. From June to September every year, the ocean currents in the nearby waters flow from south to north, and the seawater in the deep Pacific Ocean also flows in, taking away the sediment. The Yangtze River and Qiantang River are in the low water stage, and there is no muddy river mud mixed in them. Looking at the sea from a height near the altar, blue has been connected to the end of the sky. The dazzling blue sea is like smooth and soft blue satin. When the breeze blows, thousands of tiny ripples flicker and vibrate. Castle peak and sea reef seem to float on this blue.

Facing the vast seascape, I always think of the story of Dapeng bird written by Zhuangzi. "... it's a bird, and shipping will migrate to Nanming. Nanming, Tianchi also ... "The ever-changing seawater of Daishan Tianchi is not it? Zhuangzi wrote about the crouching Kun fish, waiting for the ocean current monsoon and turning it into a "three-thousand-mile water hammer, nine Wan Li soaring birds" flying to Tianchi. This is a good time in midsummer.

Xiaoyu's snail mountain looks like a giant snail climbing into the sea from a distance. Legend has it that during the Qin Shihuang period, Xu Fu led 500 boys and girls to visit Xianshan and returned to Daishan with joy. When I said goodbye, I built an altar on Niluo Mountain and prayed for the wind to worship the sea god. In the era of Yang Di's territorial expansion, General Chen Leng, a title of generals in ancient times, made a decree to conquer Taiwan Province. When passing through Daishan Mountain, he also sacrificed horses on this snail mountain for seven days to express his determination to cross the rubicon. When Emperor Gaozong of the Southern Song Dynasty took refuge in Daishan, he also climbed this snail mountain and prayed for the sea and gods in front of the quaint altar, wishing the Song Dynasty Jiangshan an early return to peace. Li Qingzhao, a poet in Qing Dynasty, Liu Menglan, and many literati also left poems on this small mud snail mountain.

The alleys of Dongsha ancient town look very narrow, and the old stone walls have become attached and sentimental after being washed by the wind and rain and the friction of the sun. It will be a little slippery on the lapis lazuli road when it rains. The homestay houses built on the mountain in the town are very neat and have a simple and dignified appearance. Many houses can see the sea when they open their windows. On both sides of the blue-and-white stone road in the street, there are many shops built by wooden structures or Shi Zhuan. Shops with different interior decoration styles sell seafood, camellias, bamboo chairs and ladders, wind chimes made of shells and other handicrafts, and repair watches and ancient clocks ... The years in Dongsha ancient town are slow, as if they were still. The night is filled, and every shop is lit with big yellow satin lanterns, and the ears sway gently with the sea breeze. There are many people eating open-air seafood barbecue here, and obedient big dogs always run under the table and wag their tails. There is no reason why this town can be associated with romance.

If you can stay, listen to the legendary story told by the tide in Penglai fairyland, sail out to sea, touch the reefs that are "like beasts, ghosts and fighting people", listen to the Zen of Buddhist temples in the morning and watch the blue sea and sunset at night, then it is no longer important whether there are immortals in Penglai fairyland. Living here is like a fairy.