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There is a naughty child at home. How to treat such children?

In fact, I like children very much, but only for obedient and beautiful children. As for Xiong Haizi! Never be soft when you should do it. I don't know why I seem to have a face that scares children. I often see soft and lovely children on the subway and in the park, which always makes people cry. I swear I really just want to play with them. But my face is really special. Xiong Haizi, my mother said this is? People are grouped? .

1, I can allow you to suffer, but you can't be a tiger. My things are so easy to give to others.

My cousin's son is so naughty that almost no one in the family can hold him. Of course, at this age of being fearless, it is easiest to get the tolerance of adults. My mother said I was worse than him when I was a child. The point is that I'm a girl. I don't care whether you are naughty or not, but why did you touch my Lego? The typical leather was loose, so he got a beating and his children soon grew up. Poor thing, I have to clean up a mess, but it took me half a month to spell it out!

2. Who is not a child in front of my mother? My mother is still here. Why should I let him go?

My mother's colleague's children often come to my house to play, and they touch my things when they have nothing to do. In order to be a guest, I always follow him carefully to make sure he doesn't fall to the ground. But this son of a bitch was born to be my bane. He was not only moved, but also held my favorite hand. Boy, don't come back and swear not to be a man. I went to his house and asked for it directly. His mother said that a small toy was not enough. I was so angry that I sat at his house. Today, I took my things out and we are even. If I can't take them out, I'll smash all his toys! Then he held out his trembling little hand in his mother's life and never appeared in front of me again.

If you can't get used to this child, you may make a mess of your day or life, or you can't solve it. I have never had a headache, Xiong Haizi. I wish I were better than you. I'll cry even louder if you make trouble. I'm better at making trouble than you are. Who is not Xiong Haizi?