Surprise joke, welcome talent ~

1. A thief stole a beggar's money in the market!

The blind man saw it!

Mute shout at top of voice!

A big leap for the deaf!

Bitch, step forward!

The lame man flew out of his foot.

Asako said, "For my sake, forget it!"

The madman said, "that is, people should be rational!" " "2. Once upon a time, there was a man.

He asked someone a cold joke.

As a result, he froze to death. ..

It's so cold ... 3. Woman: What are you looking at?

Man: Your eyes.

W: It seems more than once.

Do you know why?

Woman: Sorry!

Man: Because you have me in your eyes. 4. When a man and a woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart, so she has an idea:

Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo?

M: I haven't heard of it.

Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent).

I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play.

Woman: Did you hear me clearly? // ...

Man: I didn't catch the fart because it was too loud. The fish said, Ah, I open my eyes day and night just to see you. Water said: Ah, I am a fish that flows tirelessly, just to hug you. The pot said: you have to cook them both, and you are still blind! ! ! ! ! (Welcome to adopt, thank you! I hope you will be happy after reading this joke. 6. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, or it will cause a tsunami (laughs). 7. Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it became a tea egg. 8. A fish said I would jump into the sea, and it came to the Dead Sea. As a result, it died because it couldn't dive. 9. A female classmate turned black.

Her boyfriend is a little too white again,

One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her:

"If you don't do this, you will give birth to zebras." Five yuan of 10 was kidnapped by criminal gangs. Call the hundred-dollar bill: "Hello! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill him, trade yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "Tear it up. You don't even have five dollars. 1 1 The pig said to the bear, "Guess how many sweets I have in my pocket. If you guess correctly, I'll give you all three. The bear scratched his head and said, "Well, I think it's five dollars." A patient of 12 screamed: I am the dean, and you all have to listen to me! ! ! The attending doctor and nurse asked him: Who said that? He replied: God said. At this moment, a patient suddenly jumped out and said, I didn't say that! 13 The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin. The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" ""Yes, you are a penguin. What happened? " "But, but why do I feel so cold? "

14 There is a man who looks like a telephone. Walking, he hung up. . 15 One day, the match felt itchy, so it scratched and caught fire. 16 Do you know why it is dark at night? Because the light didn't work. 17 Once upon a time, there was a penguin in the North Pole. On this day, he felt bored and pulled out his hair. Suddenly one day, he pulled out all his hair. Then there was a strong wind, and the penguin suddenly said, "Oh, it's so cold! ! ! "18 once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! After the bird flew past-I thought it was snowing and it was cold! 19 A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University! A: Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. ....

What's next? A: There is nothing down there. Ha ha laugh ....