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What is the truth of Guo Jie's incident?
In addition, in order to test the French level of Guo Jie (the first person), Wen Yi (the hostess) asked a question. What she wanted to ask was the difference between Chinese and French tourism markets, but in the end she expressed the difference between Chinese and French travel agency marketing. Wen Yi's original words are: What's the difference between Chinese and French marketing? ?
According to Wen Yi's later speech, the syntax should be: pour Riez-vous m 'express la difference in Le Marché touristique Chineis and Le Marché touristique Fran? ais? What's wrong with the language in a short sentence of 16 words? Gundam 15. Amazingly, the ceo speaks French only by jumping nouns, completely out of the grammatical mode, and the syntax is gone. In addition, English words and Chinese pronunciations are wrapped in the sentence. Under such harsh conditions, it is not easy for job seeker Guo Jie to understand the general idea of the question on the spot and give relevant answers.
Guo Jie fainted on the spot. Zhang Shaogang, the host aside, did not reach out to help Guo Jie for the first time, but grabbed him by the collar and asked, "Are you pretending? Is it a performance? " He stayed in France for ten years, holding his cool ceo, but he didn't know French, and he had a little knowledge of the French education system, but he dared to talk nonsense and refer to a deer as a horse. As a result, Guo Jie was sentenced to fail in French and his diploma was forged. Later, all the students studying in France and Sogou ceo Wang Xiaochuan angered the host and asked him to apologize to the job seekers.
Guo went to the TV interview honestly. The host on the stage is very proud, the guests are embarrassed and the boss is very pretentious. After being bombarded, Guo's psychological defense line has collapsed and his brain is blank.
Real talent and learning? He already looks stupid. I don't think he can tell you what your mobile phone number is at this time.
Moderator: Come on, Guo Jie, are you nervous? Can you tell us your mobile phone number?
Guo Jie: No, oh, no, I'm not nervous. Cell phone? Hmm? Oh, yes, I have a mobile phone. Well, 15, I, should I speak French or Chinese?
Moderator: (frowning and staring at Guo Jie for five seconds) ... Guo Jie, are you kidding? Do you think this joke is funny? Hey, do you think you are humorous and witty, and then you are very knowledgeable? Do you think I should tell you, Guo Jie? If I tell you, I won't tell you whether I should tell you. (Turn to the Boss group and continue to frown. The Boss group throws sympathetic eyes at the host.)
Then a boss picked up the receiver and said, it's not easy, Shao Gang. You are not easy. I really admire your patience.
The second half comes from Zhihu.
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