Candy tells jokes

1. Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Women should remember ... they must eat well, drink well and sleep well. Once they are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our children.

3. Good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way!

4. Bed, money, bright moon, lamp; Clothes, lost land, on, cool!

Don't be coquettish, just touch the world with YD.

6. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

7. The system actually suspects that I am watering, and there is no faucet around me. Oh … I see, I have a …

8. Choose a mature woman, and the skirt is easy to pull.

9. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

10. Czechoslovakia My name is Jack, and my wife always complains about me like this. (JACKSLOWFUCK)

1 1. Wan Le was the first adulterer.

12. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! On the river, Zi said, "How nice it is to have a boat!" "

13. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

14. If you can't put a wedding dress on your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

15. I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

16. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel …

17. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following …

18. Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

19. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money …

20. If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark …

2 1. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

22. Successful women are not afraid of shame!

23. A girl needs only one success from a virgin to a woman, and a boy needs repeated training from a virgin to a man.

24. In fact, you don't need to buy so expensive medicine to treat frequent urination. You can buy a monkey rubber band for 20 cents.

25. One day, the husband and wife are 100 days, and the husband and wife are 100 days.

26. Friend, you are leaving today. Please fuck this white girl.

27. Braised pork hands are delicious. If you don't think so, it only means that you are a pig.

28. Two children argued about days. One said: One day is one day! A son said: One day is one day!

29. It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger without drawing bones and palms …

30. Raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you like sweets.

3 1. A mung bean is walking in the street, walking, stepping on a piece of lemon, and it becomes [sour bean foot] …

32. Swallows, wearing bikinis, fly east and west …

33. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and love to fight will win a dime.

34. When I grow up ... I will weigh you ... Well, your weight is 140 kg. You need to lose weight!

35. Daughter-in-law is boring. It's March, and the spring rain in Ruyan Liu is like wine …

36. I took time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer. As a result, the range hood began to smoke, which made me twitch all over and looked abstract. I really don't deserve to smoke …

37. In fact, a three-day and five-day tour in Hainan is more attractive than a seven-day double flight tour in Hong Kong.

38. A naked man flies south, sometimes in a "too" and sometimes in a "eye" …

39. I've always heard the weather forecast these two days that it's British weather. I don't know when the weather will be in China!

40. A key fell into a cesspit and was dyed yellow, so it was called "East Evil" in Jianghu …

4 1. I am a roommate and you are Ge; I am Feng He, and you are Li; I have the ability, and you are the one who will …

42. Although I am a fat man in reality, I am an orc in the game …

43. I can't count the watches at home … nor can my uncle …

44. It is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror, it always reflects light …

45. When everyone left me, you advised me to wait patiently for the monkey …

46. A girl wrote a love letter to Li Shansi and handed it to him personally, saying, "Here you are, Sisi." So Li Shansi took the love letter and tore it up. A girl wrote a love letter to Ke Qingwen and handed it to him personally, saying, "Here you are, Wen." So Ke Qingwen took the love letter and said, "Well, it smells good!" A girl wrote a love letter to Hu Ziyi and handed it to him personally, saying, "Yi, here you are." So Hu Ziyi took the love letter and said, "Fuck off, I don't have menstruation!"

47. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

48. This spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing everywhere, but now I remember how many flowers fell that night, that storm!

49. A lover will eventually become an animal ... If you don't fuck her today, she will let others fuck her tomorrow!

50. Give me a boat full of women, and I can call myself a dead man!